Ashley Graham Plus One In SI Swimsuit

Ashley Graham has fashioned herself a lucrative business out of not losing that last twenty-five pounds. Empowerment lectures, 'real woman' merchandise sales, and now she's been drafted into Time-Warner corporate diversity mandate by way of inclusion into the Sports... read more

Sara Jean Underwood Skirts Zuckerberg Edict

While Mark Zuckerberg isn't trying to convince people he produced a baby via sexual reproduction or selling secrets to the Soviets (he has a time machine), he's micro-managing his social media empire rules and regulations involving the baring of tits. Every billionaire... read more

Charlotte McKinney Is America

It's old-fashioned and almost un-American these days, but Charlotte McKinney gets up every morning, greases up her enormous tits, and goes wherever the cameras are. She doesn't bitch about objectification or express dismay about Verlander cum shot photos being leaked.... read more

UFC Ring Girl Kahili Blundell Seems Reasonably Attractive

I wouldn't let this ring girl stand next to Ronda Rousey. She's going to make people question Corky's gender classification. Obscenely attractive women can never really be your friend. It's like befriending a hurricane. You can't stop it from flooding that home you keep... read more

Buffalo Bills Winners Where It Matters

The Bills announced the first NFL team hiring of a female salaried coach. Kathryn Smith was named the team's special team's quality control coach. The position had been vacant the entire four hours since team officials invented it earlier that same day. Smith was... read more

Tila Tequila Needs A Fucking Sofa

Timeshares used to be the standard by which you could measure people's fondness for really shitty investments. Now it's buying a divan for Tila Tequila while she plans the earth's defense against reptilian alien invaders. The former MySpace star turned porn star turned... read more

Ashley Graham Fat and Super Happy

Ashley Graham is making her mark by being crazy positive about being overweight. It's brilliant to have put yourself in a position that putting down the Fritos actually hurts your career. Num num. I'm a workaholic. Graham opens up her inspiring paid talks with a... read more

Kardashian Nibbles on A Kit Kat (VIDEO)

Now that each of the Kardashian sisters have launched their own pay sites and app, they've had to enhance their content with premium shit beyond the shout outs, platitudes, and general tit grifting they do on their free media channels. Smart people don't have that much... read more

WWTDD Done Got Bought

While you were sleeping, WWTDD was sold. I was sleeping too. Though we were not sleeping together. SK Intertainment purchased the site from SpinMedia. SK Intertainment owns and operates a number of sites including the iconic Mr. Skin, which is why you'll see their... read more

Rushing Delta Gamma (VIDEO)

This Delta Gamma sorority recruitment videos plays like the the sequel to a Bat Mitzvah interstitial made by the nephew with the video camera. Could nobody in casting find you somebody over 5'3"? You're at the University of Miami. It costs $46,000 a year in tuition for a... read more

Obama's Tears Confusing at Best

President Obama cried real human tears while pretending to be decisive in executive ordering some limp restrictions on the sale of guns that affects neither the law abiding gun buyers or the criminals, but received wonderful applause in the room. The waterworks opened up... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Condoms For Everyone

Jennifer Lawrence heeds the celebrity compulsion to speak to political and social issues while posing in her underwear in fashion magazines. Lawrence recalls becoming super tight with Amy Schumer when Schumer broke down in tears after the Planned Parenthood shooting in... read more