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Finish Your Degree Next Time, Muffin

January 4, 2022 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

So Theranos founder / saleswoman / hack Elizabeth Holmes was finally identified as the crook she is by a jury in California (of all places) – Google “Theranos” for details. She played the “I didn’t know” and battered gf... READ MORE

Remember You’ve Been Duped in the Jussie Case!

December 10, 2021 | News | Tex Hollywood| 0 Comments

The Jussie Smollett case is a friendly reminder that the people put confidence in people that they shouldn’t. This was an orchestrated event (obviously, the guy was found guilty), but I mean on a higher level because he is... READ MORE

PMILF

December 8, 2021 | News | Tex Hollywood| 0 Comments

The Media is hyping the story how Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin went clubbing when she MAY have gotten infected by someone at the office. She missed the text saying “time to isolate bae” bc she left her work... READ MORE

Cover-Up Or Billions More In Profit? ‘This is not going to be good’ — Moderna CEO

November 30, 2021 | News | The Fish| 0 Comments

He told Financial Times “I think it’s going to be a material drop. I just don’t know how much because we need to wait for the data. But all the scientists I’ve talked to . . . are like, ‘This is not... READ MORE

Follow Your Dreams

August 2, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Despite Big Media’s insistence that they’d be canceled, the summer Olympics are running full-tilt in pandemic Japan, with apps and ads that seem hesitant to Celebrate the games as in days of yore. The message to “follow your dreams”... READ MORE

Female Sex is Good Press

June 3, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Love the story of the Danish “reporter” who banged her way to her publication deadline (link below) about “swingers clubs” in Copenhagen… are they really still called “swingers club”, in a Sixties, Austin Powers kinda way? Shouldn’t the Danes... READ MORE

Best Sleep Ever

May 24, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

The two New York guards who supposed to watch sos Jeffrey Epstein in August, 2019, fell asleep, and (we suspect) the Hand of God descended into his cell and Epstein caught the dirt bus. For some reason, this is... READ MORE

Ted Cruz for Emperor

May 4, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

So Senator Ted Cruz thinks the CIA is run by a bunch of pussies (according to The Hill and others), and Jason Bourne must be spinning in his (unmarked) grave, bc they aren’t recruiting hard-nose spies anymore (link below).... READ MORE

Burning Man is Canceled

April 30, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

So can we all just burn someone in the park Wickerman-style instead? (Doing it online would be like playing a Borderlands ripoff.) It a dazer that the key business of Burning Man 1) chugging, getting dirty, blazing, and listening... READ MORE

Govenatress

April 27, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

With the pandemic floundering and wildfires raging and entrepreneurs racing to Texas, what California needs now is a Governor who’s bat-shit crazy, and Caitlyn Jenner fits the bill. This person announced they’re interested in Arnold’s old job, assuming the... READ MORE

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