Gigi Hadid's Racism Bites Back At Victoria's Secret

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due to a racist video featuring Hadid that... read more

Jessica Chastain Grounded As Ever For Town And Country

Those of you immune to the allure of the dour, out-of-touch, and man-like Jessica Chastain are going to be all over her new spread for Town & Country. The magazine originally dedicated to documenting the going-ons of inbred rich Southern debutants who procured their... read more

Kim Kardashian Takes Something Salty In Her Mouth For Publicity

As if this is even news, last night Kim Kardashian took a salty load in her mouth for publicity in front of the cameras. Wild. read more

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Who Left The Internet More Broken: Nicki Minaj Or Kim Kardashian?

When Paper Magazine announced in 2014 that Kim Kardashian was going to "Break the Internet," worried users assumed she was going to sit on it and crush it with her centaur ass. This obviously wasn't the case, and instead we were treated to ass and tit shots that did peak... read more

This CW Series Now Swirling With Sexual Assault Claims

Men sending in their résumés to work on a network that films half of its scenes in high school locker rooms aren't really playing coy. Their desired job title might as well be "Teen Taint Inspector." read more

Pics Of Bella Hadid Before Plastic Surgery Reveal Mischievous Witch

Those of you who have already gazed upon the pre-plastic surgery pictures of Bella Hadid probably suffered a fate similar to Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark, and those of you who haven't are about to be sorry you clicked on this post, because it's honestly not going to be... read more

Madelaine Petsch Cried Over Her Riverdale Rape Scene

The set of the CW's teen sex party series Riverdale has to have at least twelve different instances of sexual assault a day, and now art is immitating life as series regular Madelaine Petsch talks about the trauma behind filming her first ever rape scene. Something for... read more

Domestic Abuser Emma Roberts Sexy For Shape

Emma Roberts dazzles and delights as a technically thin and maybe sorta in shape sassy starlet for the new issue of Shape Magazine, where she gives up the hot deets on being boring lobotomized trash. My boss responded "but she's in terrible shape" when I said I was going... read more

Faith Hill Old Lady Leg Shuts Down Internet

The overt shameless slutiness of the pose Hill struck in her hooker dress signaled the go-ahead for right and left-leaning Internet users alike to sexualize the crap out of Hill, and while some are just proud of the seventy-five-year-old Hill for not breaking any bones in... read more

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Khloé Kardashian Brings Lighting Crew To DMV

Those of you who felt seismic activity at your local DMV probably already know that Khloé Kardashian was clomping around during the filming of Keeping Up With The Kardashians while getting a new license sans the "Odom" name. Her ex Lamar Odom is foaming at the mouth on a... read more

Is Nobody Caitlyn Jenner Dating Nobody Sophia Hutchins?

Couple alert. Andre The Giant was caught looking worse for the wear while stomping through LAX airport next to whore-y ingenue Sophia Hutchins. People have been dying for some sort of Caitlyn Jenner sex story, because the visual is so appealing, and her outing with fellow... read more

You'll Never Believe What The Powerpuff Girls Look Like Now. What Happened?

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin reimagined the Powerpuff Girls as broken whores for Halloween last night, wearing everything from thigh-high boots to a bondage collar to really drive the point home that they're gross and desperate. Kendall looks like either Bai Ling on... read more