The Gwyneth Paltrow Guide to Anal Sex

If you've been waiting to stick your dick into somebody's ass until Gwyneth Paltrow told you how, prepare to unleash the beast. Through her website Goop, which helps rich women ease the burden of excessive disposable income, Paltrow's second annual sex issue is upon the... read more

Christina Milian Isn't Playing

The bleached blond hair should have been enough. Ease into your new character. Basic cable triple threat Christina Milian went all in at the Power Rangers premiere and post-party with the striking color and the tits falling out of the dress. read more

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Anti-Circumcision Rally Largely Attended by Dicks

Here's the thing about every single man not a doctor who ever gave a great deal of concern to any penis, he's gay. Something to bear in mind the next time you feel like getting involved at your local anti-circumcision rally read more

Sean Penn Is Fucking Vincent D'Onofrio's Daughter And Why You Should Care

All middle aged guys have a good laugh about their divorced buddy who's chasing much younger women. Until he starts fucking your daughter. That's remarkably less funny. It can get a man to rethink his progressive posture on gun control. read more

Petition To Stop Film Critics from Being Critical To Suicide Squad

Change.org is the limp pale dick at the BBC party that is the Internet. If anybody tells you they signed a Change.org petition, look at them as if they just announced they stuck their finger up their ass to determine their colon health. Fans of the Suicide Squad comic... read more

Carmella Rose in A Bikini

This model chick did what you're supposed to do when your battling a hundred other super hot bikini models for a relatively sparing amount of fame and fortune. She started doinking a pop star. Cody Simpson. I don't know who he is, but the nieces I don't have tell me he's... read more

Ciara Tits Win Every Billboard Award

The Billboard Music Awards serve as a reminder that erhu plucked tunes over Chinese restaurant intercoms is not the world's most annoying music. Teenaged girls like super shitty music. Followed closely by teenaged boys trying to get laid by teenaged girls. read more

Tyga's New Girlfriend Seems Sophisticated

Tyga, who seems to owe a ton of people a ton of money, showed up in Cannes with a brand new trophy girlfriend. Something to get over Kylie Jenner. You never forget the first seventeen year old who insisted on anal without prompting. read more

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Tess Holliday Pregnant Fat and Unafraid

Tess Holliday continues to insist that super fucking fat is a term of denigration rather than a medical designation. The plus-plus sized model who works almost entirely in theory, continues to post nearly naked photos of her pregnant body as a form of protest against... read more

Bella Hadid Tits And Falcon

French dudes won't quit inventing adorable ways to meet visiting American women. At least in the movies where Gerard Depardieu is a handsome teddy bear and not an obese trainable peeing in the aisle of a commercial aircraft. Some guy landed his trained falcon next to... read more

Tianna Gregory in A Bikini

Tianna Gregory is a fitness model with artificially accentuated curves whose risen to thee million Instagram followers and gaining. By standard rules of commercial exploitation, that means Gregory scores around three grand per sponsored post. She's not filling inventory... read more