Katy Perry Seductress For Cheap Ugly Shoes

Former pop starlet Katy Petty poses in a hilarious and irreverent new ad campaign featuring half-assed retro stylings and a big bear for her crappy shoe collection. Perry delivers a come-hither face that can't compete with the rest of her appearance, which screams washed... read more

Female George Clooney Cries Four Times A Day

George Clooney has proudly come out as a biological female after proclaiming that he cries four times a day over the pressures of motherhood. What does having a vagina feel like George? The fifty-six-year-old actor and thirty-nine-year-old Amal Clooney mashed fluids to... read more

Olivia Munn Paid Her Way Into Ocean's Eight Cameo

Olivia Munn has always seemed like someone who keeps it real, and nothing is more real than admitting that you paid for your own cameo appearance in a movie. Like when actresses admit to buying their own red carpet dresses. And are then banished to live under a viaduct... read more

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Britney Spears Solo Kohl's Fashion Show At Home

Britney Spears might not be invited to mingle with the who's who of drug addicts at fashion week events happening around the world, but that isn't stopping her from putting on a manic dead-eyed fashion show of her own on Instagram. In a new video, the lip syncing... read more

Lady Gaga Gets Touched

Former pop star Lady Gaga is still hoing out her Netflix documentary, Gaga: Five Foot Two, with a sense of self-importance that should be reserved for whoever cures cancer or Lena Dunham when she finally learns what to wear for her body type. A fumigation tarp. Younger... read more

Kim Kardashian On Nudity: "I Don’t Know What The Age Cutoff Is"

Kim Kardashian's fake Paris robbery is at the center of her new spread for Allure Magazine, where she also opens up about being insanely in shape and not knowing when the world is tired of seeing her tits. When did her sex tape come out? Then. Kardashian also saddles her... read more

Remember Miranda Cosgrove? This Is Her Now. Feel Old Yet?

Kylie Jenner has answered your burning question "What would a handicapped baby between Miranda Cosgrove and Lisa Rinna look like?" with a bold new look she debuted while strolling around town. The reality starlet is known for playing fast and loose with her face, but... read more

Ariel Winter Sexualized By Mother At Twelve

Anyone familiar with Ariel Winter might not be shocked to find out that she didn't have an exemplary female presence around the house while growing up. Little clues such as the fact that she dresses like a prostitute could tip you off. Winter called it quits with her mom... read more

Lifelike Bella Hadid Defends Female Pap Against Her Own Bodyguard (VIDEO)

Balla Hadid must have gotten a Japanese sex robot upgrade recently, because she displayed remarkably humanoid characteristics while defending a member of the paparazzi against her own bodyguard. Science. Wild stuff. The supermodel sensation was leaving the Michael Kors... read more

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Angelina Jolie People Magazine Famous

When the editors behind People Magazine aren't detailing a Z-list celebrity's dramatic weight loss and skin removal or exploring the daily life of the twelve-hundred-pound star of some unholy TLC reality series, they're usually dredging up banal confessions... read more

Farrah Abraham's New Vag Gets Own Series

The world's favorite capitalistic ho train, Farrah Abraham, is further milking her lady parts for all they're worth with a new series that will center solely on her recent vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Those of you assuming this will be TLC's latest series to highlight... read more

Guess The A-List Celebrity Gunning For That Oscar

The Ronald McDonald origins biopic is off to a rough start. read more