December 21, 2013 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
When Brazilian girls come of age (I think that’s about nine depending on your state) the family of the good looking ones pack her a bean cake and four Brazilian coins and put her on the next ship to...
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August 22, 2013 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I thought she already made a sex tape, but I guess this is the real real sex tape released today. It certainly looks like sex. As opposed to sexting, which is to sex as watching Food TV is to...
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April 30, 2013 |
celebrity |
editor|
GQ Mexico apparently exists and I was surprised to know they don’t feature Selena Gomez on every cover. They went with Victoria Secret model and girl who dumped Adam Levine, Anne Vyalitsyna, and truthfully I’m not that impressed. Is...
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April 30, 2013 |
bikini |
editor|
Victoria Secret model Doutzen Kroes was spotted at the beach over the weekend in Miami. And by ‘spotted’ I mean she was posing for photographers and making a big ruckus so that everybody looked at her. My god her...
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April 9, 2013 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
UFC can’t seem to put on a title fight anybody cares $60 worth about. But they do know how to find hot ass ring girls. Like Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer. These bubble headed babes hold up ring cards...
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March 6, 2013 |
pictures |
Lex Jurgen|
Rihanna’s been talking this week about making a baby with Chris Brown. Because she’s in love. And she’s stupid as fuck. If you’re not picturing an angry high-pitched squealing Chris Brown beating the baby out of Rihanna, you’re not...
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February 12, 2013 |
beach |
editor|
Over the weekend it was learned that Kate Upton would be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue for the second year in a row after a cellphone copy of the cover showed up online. But now...
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February 8, 2013 |
beach |
editor|
As long as ‘Spring Breakers’ keeps Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, the movie could be about them pointing at my penis and laughing and I’d still be fine with it. I’d still see it 5 times. Hell...
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January 28, 2013 |
beach |
editor|
Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can’t walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I...
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January 23, 2013 |
beach |
editor|
Oh okay. So I guess I’m supposed to think that, a week after we broke up, Italian-Venezuelan model Aida Yespica just happened to be on Miami beach in a bikini in front of a bunch of photographers. Uh-huh. Yeah,...
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