Bella Thorne Bikinis On Instagram And Shit Around The Web

The incomparableBella Thorneshared her bikinied goodies on social media. Technically, she's comparable since there are a hundred chicks doing the exact same thing at the same time looking equally as good. But fuck you, I get points for big words. read more

Toni Garrn Topless And Shit Around The Web

Toni Garrn used that DiCaprio peen as a launching pad for greater modeling fame and fortune. In-kind payments are truly the best.Especially since Paypal won't cover transactions in the sex worker industry. read more

Kim And Kourtney Mexican Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

Vapid sistersKimandKourtney Kardashianbikini together in Mexico. The photos shocked the world as nobody had seen their bare asses for over a week and were worried the Venezuelan rubber nationalization might've caused some undue consequences. read more

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Demi Lovato Hot Bikini Vacation And Shit Around The Web

Demi Lovato is torn between body shaming rants and posing in twisted contortions half naked to make you want to imagine her as your 2037 robot mistress. It's a tough balancing act. But only if you find the first part the least bit relevant. read more

Kim Zolciak Bikini Comeback And Shit Around The Web

Kim Zolciak is returning to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. The decision coming after her husband became NFL unemployed and all of her LinkedIn suggest jobs involved hooking in the Gulf states. read more

Dakota Johnson Tight Sports Bra And Shit Around The Web

Dakota Jonhon may be the last woman in Hollywood without fake tits. It's an extremely noble gesture. Sad that she'll never work again after 50 Shades. read more

Nicki Minaj In An Arm Bra And Shit Around The Web

Nicki Minaj covers her giant titties with her hands. They keep making the breasts bigger. The hands stay the same. read more

April Love Geary Super Tan and Fine And Shit Around The Web

Robin Thicke started dating young model April Love Geary after his wife tossed him for boozingtoo much and cumming on the masseuse. To his credit, he remains with her to this day. She's almost old enough to drink now. read more

Karrueche Tran Bikinis Well And Shit Around The Web

Karrueche Tran is a good looking woman with a Chris Brown problem. It's like herpes, if the flareups got you shot outside a restaurant one nightby a crying skinny guy in a shitty ski mask. read more

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Joanna Krupa Hot Bikini Body And Shit Around The Web

Joanna Krupa has been accused of many things. Some along the lines of Melania Trump. Some along the lines of a can of tuna left out on the counter over a lost weekend. She's never not been accused of looking pretty fucking amazing in a bikini. read more

Danielle Knudson Bikinis Like A Champ And Shit Around The Web

Danielle Knudsonin a bikini is completely breathtaking. You're going to want to self-asphyxiate regardless to increase the pleasure. She's Canadian. She gets it. read more

Britney Spears Bikinis In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

Britney Spearswill never have a model's body. Nor will she ever sing like somebody who was actually bornto sing. But if a blind guy keeps taking swings and hitting home runs, you leave him in the lineup. read more