July 17, 2013 |
site news |
Lex Jurgen|
Update 7/17: Seeing as how Asiana dropped their lawsuit suddenly, this contest is ending at 3pm Pacific today. Get your entries in now, lazy ass mofo. When I think about how much trouble I’m going to get in for...
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June 12, 2013 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
UPDATE 6/11/13: My gynecological claravoyance remains on tract. Baby’s coming in less than two weeks. Don’t forget to put a name to the demon spawn and win yourself that $500 gift card. – – – – – – –...
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May 17, 2013 |
site news |
colin|
Congratulations to some dude who calls himself Andrew. In the sea of entries of people with hardships so powerful I became too depressed to play my Scatchers, Andrew nailed the best reason why he deserves this killer trip to...
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May 16, 2013 |
site news |
colin|
That’s Suzy Favor Hamilton, the former Olympic track star who got not so right in the head and was secretly working as a high-dollar escort in Vegas. I’m not promising you’ll hook up with a mentally troubled hot former...
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May 10, 2013 |
advertisement |
colin|
Oh, no, he’s selling out again! Devotees of awkwardly constructed personal principles hate Vegas to begin with, but for the rest of you who might want a three night, three day, hotel, airfare, transportation, and VIP nightclub trip to...
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May 8, 2013 |
crowd favorites |
colin|
To thank all of you who’ve stuck with us through the transition, our bevy of new readers, and even those people who stayed behind just to kvetch (you remind me so much of my parents), here’s some free porn....
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April 18, 2013 |
site news |
colin|
‘Chas’ did win the entirely democratic banner contest voting process. I defy Jimmy Carter to come in here and monitor the results. Chas’ minimal changes strategy paid off with 33% of the vote. Although you could say 67% voted...
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April 17, 2013 |
site news |
colin|
Twelve more hours by my Swatch, until noon PDT Wednesday and voting stops. This would be exciting if I liked statistics or math or the voting process in general. If you’ve got a horse in the race, now would...
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April 16, 2013 |
site news |
colin|
Though some of you will shed tears of nostalgia, or just tears related to the side-effects of your medication, it’s time to pay somebody $666 for their artistic endeavors. So, vote for your favorite banner as designed by one...
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April 10, 2013 |
site news |
colin|
Thanks for the over 100 qualified submissions we received for the WWTDD banner contest. We’ve whittled down these very solid entries into five we like the most, all quite different, one somewhat similar to the current banner, for traditionalists....
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