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Asiana Airlines Horribly Wrong Attorney Naming Contest For Money

July 17, 2013 | site news | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Update 7/17: Seeing as how Asiana dropped their lawsuit suddenly, this contest is ending at 3pm Pacific today. Get your entries in now, lazy ass mofo. When I think about how much trouble I’m going to get in for... READ MORE

I Know When the Omen Child Will Be Birthed — Do You Know Her Name? It’s Worth 500 Clams

June 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

UPDATE 6/11/13: My gynecological claravoyance remains on tract. Baby’s coming in less than two weeks. Don’t forget to put a name to the demon spawn and win yourself that $500 gift card. – – – – – – –... READ MORE

Somebody’s Going to Vegas (And It’s Not Farrah Abraham, She Doesn’t Like Us)

May 17, 2013 | site news | colin| 0 Comments

Congratulations to some dude who calls himself Andrew. In the sea of entries of people with hardships so powerful I became too depressed to play my Scatchers, Andrew nailed the best reason why he deserves this killer trip to... READ MORE

You’ve Got 12 Hours Left to Win That Big Fucking Trip to Vegas

May 16, 2013 | site news | colin| 0 Comments

That’s Suzy Favor Hamilton, the former Olympic track star who got not so right in the head and was secretly working as a high-dollar escort in Vegas. I’m not promising you’ll hook up with a mentally troubled hot former... READ MORE

Do You Like Vegas? Do You Want a $6500 Memorial Day Weekend Trip?

May 10, 2013 | advertisement | colin| 0 Comments

Oh, no, he’s selling out again! Devotees of awkwardly constructed personal principles hate Vegas to begin with, but for the rest of you who might want a three night, three day, hotel, airfare, transportation, and VIP nightclub trip to... READ MORE

Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom DVD Giveaway

May 8, 2013 | crowd favorites | colin| 0 Comments

To thank all of you who’ve stuck with us through the transition, our bevy of new readers, and even those people who stayed behind just to kvetch (you remind me so much of my parents), here’s some free porn.... READ MORE

‘Chas’ Takes Home the Devil’s Gold

April 18, 2013 | site news | colin| 0 Comments

‘Chas’ did win the entirely democratic banner contest voting process. I defy Jimmy Carter to come in here and monitor the results. Chas’ minimal changes strategy paid off with 33% of the vote. Although you could say 67% voted... READ MORE

Banner Contest Voting Ends Soon

April 17, 2013 | site news | colin| 0 Comments

Twelve more hours by my Swatch, until noon PDT Wednesday and voting stops. This would be exciting if I liked statistics or math or the voting process in general. If you’ve got a horse in the race, now would... READ MORE

Banner Contest Voting Time

April 16, 2013 | site news | colin| 0 Comments

Though some of you will shed tears of nostalgia, or just tears related to the side-effects of your medication, it’s time to pay somebody $666 for their artistic endeavors. So, vote for your favorite banner as designed by one... READ MORE

UPDATE: Banner Contest Complete

April 10, 2013 | site news | colin| 0 Comments

Thanks for the over 100 qualified submissions we received for the WWTDD banner contest. We’ve whittled down these very solid entries into five we like the most, all quite different, one somewhat similar to the current banner, for traditionalists.... READ MORE

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