Female butt cheeks don’t get the attention they deserve. By any man’s calculations, they fall into the Top 5 of important parts, but only the discerning gentleman knows that ass belongs at the top of the list. Mother Nature... READ MORE

Girls who wear short dresses simply get more attention from guys than girls who do not. If fashion designers weren’t almost entirely chicks and gay dudes, there’d be no need to discuss what hem line length was in from... READ MORE

That headline is a blatant lie by the way, inspired by internet nerds everywhere who are censoring this picture of Ali Larter. You won’t believe what this slut did, but as she got out of her car last night... READ MORE

South African model Candice Swanepoel might be the big new star to come out of last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, and by that I mean, I think you can sort of see her vagina in this one. If... READ MORE

I wish there were more pictures of Chanel Iman at last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, because this girl really knows how to model. She’s new, but Operation Show Everyone My Perfect Ass was a complete success. That ass... READ MORE

SHARON OSBOURNE – went on Opie and Anthony last week and said Susan Boyle looked like a “slapped ass”. Today she apologized, calling Boyle a “lovely gracious woman”. But then she added, “like a blue ribbon pig at the... READ MORE

Dakota Fanning really is a cheerleader at Campbell Hall Episcopal High School in North Hollywood, and this weekend she was named a member of the Homecoming Court and then Homecoming Queen during a football game. If this whole thing... READ MORE

Life and Style went to press today with a cover story claiming Kim Kardashian wants to have kids immediately, but Us magazine says that’s not the case at all.  In fact they say it with four exclamation points, so... READ MORE

You may have to wait until you make your own sex tape with Shauna Sand to see a Shauna Sand sex tape, because despite the professional lighting and camera work of the tapes she made, she’s still claiming she... READ MORE

It’s been a few years since Ali Landry was considered a big deal but she proved in Malibu this weekend that she’s still gettin it done, even after a kid at age 35. She was of course Miss Teen... READ MORE