McDonald's Pulls Dead Dad Ad (VIDEO)

Sometimes, you wonder how ad agencies ask for their check with a straight face. Like after watching every single Super Bowl commercial. Or the British McDonald's ad where a kid learns from his mom that his dead dad liked Filet O' Fish sandwiches just like the kid. A real... read more

Skittles Makes Internet Throw Up The Rainbow (VIDEO)

Skittles asks audiences to taste the rainbow with a new Mother's Day ad. But all people are tasting is pre-vomit wet burps. The spot features a mother and her grown son attached with an adult-sized umbilical cord. read more

Chinese Prison Factory Pen Pals Are the Worst

A woman in Tucson found a secret note from a Chinese indentured factory worker tucked inside her recently purchased purse from Walmart. Roughly translated, the note said, it super sucks to be a locked down factory worker in China. read more

Ja Rule's Fyre Festival Breaks Bad

Ja Rule and his buddies had a brilliant idea. Score some of that sweet ass Coachella cash from the same dummies who pay a relatively small millennial part-workers fortune to hang in the California desert each April. read more

Heineken Ad Unites Adversaries Over Pissy Beer (VIDEO)

Heineken is following in the footsteps of Pepsi by getting political in a new ad part of the #OpenYourWorld campaign. They couldn’t afford Kendall Jenner. Instead we have outspoken Guy Ritchie movie randos with divisive political opinions. read more

Facebook Live Appealing to Murderers

Giving everybody in the world their own TV channel has proven to be somewhat dicy. You would've thought Facebook Live would have done one or two of the positive things it touted during various CES music-filled promotional videos. Naturally, it's become a sinkhole of... read more

Royals Fan Punches Woman In Face For Equality (VIDEO)

A man wearing a Kansas City Royals jersey at Kauffman Stadium punched the shit out of a woman. This isn't the soft jab of someone who wants to teach a bitch a lesson. He wanted her dead. read more

Target Remains a Hot Bed of Victimization

Most of societies great social struggles are played out within the walls of your typical Target box store. Tranny bathrooms, girls toys no longer allowed to be colored pink, and body shaming. Tons and tons of body shaming. read more

Fancy Boys Prep Schools Rife With Pederasts, Go Figure

Social issue outrage will result in half dramatic overstatement and half dramatic understatement of the underlying problem. Campus rape hysteria led to grossly exaggerated sexual assault stats on college campuses, leading to the Obama Administration to announce straight... read more

Brits Dropping the Easter from Easter

New Prime Minister and perfectly British looking middle aged woman Theresa May is offended that the big National Trust Easter Egg Hunt in London is removing the name Easter from its title this year. They're rebranding with "The Great British Egg Hunt". read more

Carolina Dumps Their Single Gender Bathrooms for More Basketball

All politics are local. Also, incredibly inane, boring, and cynical. Last year North Carolina passed a bill that said you have to piss in the public restroom aligned with your birth certificate gender. This was the so-called tranny ban. read more

Raccoon Steals Bra

Lest you buy into the partisan politics that Russia is a well groomed Bond villain capable of manipulating mass media and global sentiment -- nope. Still drunks and shoddy porn producing fiends who can't find their pants in the morning. read more