Abigail Breslin Uncounted Rapes and Kim Zolciak Unlimited Fame Whoring on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #84

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we wonder how crying rape became a de facto conviction, measure Kim Zolciak's fame prostitution among the elites of the land, critically review Serena Williams love letter to her muscular zygote, remind people who Brie Larson is... read more

Abigail Breslin Rape Update

Abigail Breslin came out earlier this Sexual Assault Awareness Month and shared that she had been raped by a male in her acquaintance as a teen. She offered nothing beyond the mere mention, noting that she had never told anybody. Nor clearly ever allowed the boy's side of... read more

Abigail Breslin Tosses in Bona Fides

Abigail Breslin got into the mix for Sexual Assault Awareness Month with an Instagram nod to being forced into sex by a boyfriend. She didn't name the guy because that might allow him the opportunity to defend himself.  read more

Abigail Breslin Goes Braless

Abigail Breslin is pushing the limits with her current run of 'check out how big my underaged tits have gotten' photo shoots and public exhibitions. Some people in Hollywood are accusing her of using her teen yabbos to try and secure bigger roles in movies. But most are... read more

Abigail Breslin Not Waiting for 18 to Take Her Clothes Off

I'm willing to call it art since they included the lollipop sucking. Pretty much straight out of the Dutch oil painting tradition with all those Flemish ho's sucking on their rock candy. Provocative celebrity photographer Tyler Shields got seventeen year old Abigail... read more

Abigail Breslin Almost Unrecognizable

Abigail Breslin claims that nobody recognizes her because she colored her hair blond. Yeah, it's definitely the hair. Not the fact that the last time we saw you you were eight years old and now you're seventeen and flashing a giant rack. If Jonathan Lipnicki walks by me... read more

Abigail Breslin Is All Grown Up

Remember little Abigail Breslin from that movie where she played the slightly retarded little beauty pageant girl which got her an Academy Award nomination at age nine or something. She looks different now. Something has changed. I can't quite put my finger on it. I... read more