Adriana Lima Olympian Tits And Shit Around The Web

Adriana Lima will take part in Olympics opening. She doesn't fear Zika because fear leads to hate which leads to suffering. Also, her tits are generously lubed in mosquito repellant. read more

Adriana Lima Erection Maker And Shit Around The Web

Adriana Lima has never taken a bad photo. Her mom's obstetrician saw Adriana in utero and got a boner. That's a hyperbole, but only by a little. read more

Adriana Lima Is Muy Caliente And Shit Around The Web

Adriana Lima's job is to show up to events, strike a pose, and let guys imagine fucking her. The hours are rough, but the pay is good and virtual spooge doesn't leave any stains. read more

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Adriana Lima Black Lingerie For Love Advent (VIDEO)

I'm pretty sure the Advent is over. But who's going to stop a bunch of foreign models from rolling around in lingerie like they're back in the emir's palace and somebody's plucking a lute. Wait for the zither. Here comes the buggery. None of this really had anything to... read more

Adriana Lima's Lingeried Tits And Shit Around The Web

Adriana Lima is muy caliente. She makes my Latin blood boil in a good way, not in a have to take blood pressure medicine way. Check out her chichis in lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) Erin Heatherton is topless for your viewing pleasure. (Egotastic All-Stars) Marisa Papen... read more

Victoria's Secret Intends to Win the Super Bowl

People who say the commercials are the best part about the Super Bowl have never seen Katy Perry sing over a pre-recorded track to staged multicultural fans screaming their heads off. Until they allow tits on network television, the game itself will always be better. You... read more

The 2015 Pirelli Calendar Is Here

Back in the days when you could eat steak rare and colonic with Camel smoke and bang your secretary over a metal desk, men kept pin up calendars on their wall. Now that move will cost you two weeks in a re-education camp beneath Vassar's rugby field. Pirelli has been... read more

Adriana Lima Seems Helpful

Sometimes I wonder if I wouldn't be happier f I were having copious sex with a Brazilian supermodel girlfriend. It's easy to think so. When my landlord told me I was late with rent again, I'd quit stressing and just start humping my Brazilian supermodel girlfriend. When... read more

Adriana Lima Filming in a Thong

Adriana Lima seems like a talented actress. I hate to critique her style but maybe a little lighter on the ass bruises for her thong work. It's always fun to imagine how an attractive woman comes by her sub-gluteal hematomas. I generally go with S&M dungeon paddle,... read more

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Adriana Lima Seems Lonely

I hate to see anybody unhappy. Seeing a good looking woman with a melancholy look makes me want to take her out for a drink while we mock the less attractive people around us. Myself excluded as I'm buying. Adriana Lima wasn't going to stay married to an retired athlete... read more

Adriana Lima In Your Dad's Jock

Europeans are always fucking things up. D-Day is as good a day as any other to remember how many times we've had to pull Europe's ass out of the fryer. Do we get so much as a thank you. Hardly. We get cowboy jokes and sneers and mocking condescension from people sipping... read more

Justin Bieber Probably Slept With Adriana Lima

It turns out the Cannes Film Festival wasn't all about being a shirtless dickhead and having Paris Hilton rub her sweaty moose knuckle all over his baby boner for Justin Bieber. According to Us Weekly, the 20-year old singer delivered a death blow to all of his jealous... read more