The Victoria's Secret Fashion Just Another Subjugation

Once you insist that your hot chicks in their underwear party is a "celebration of world cultures", you open the door for a wider range of critcism than merely the kneejerk charge of sexism. Victoria's Secret ruined a bunch of perfectly good international models camel... read more

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Should Be Much Better Than It Is

Nothing says this hot women in panties show is not for guys like booking Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and The Weeknd for your interstitial headliners. Airing the show against Monday Night Football is another. Anything to do with large boas and dramatic headdresses is the final... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Filled With Big Ideas

Sure you were blessed with good genes, but can you take that to the next level and add travel tips on moisturizing and packing beach dress coverups for moving between hotel room and shoreline. It's unclear if models are simply that stupid or if the women's magazines that... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Break

For all the institutionalized griping over being a working mom, this Brazilian chick makes it look pretty easy. She's got the requisite two or three offspring with a handsome man to whom she's not really married. read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Isn't Rich By Accident

Brazilian models aren't any better looking than their industry counterparts. Some of them barely crack an eight. They just work a shit ton harder. You can't compare a girl raised in relative luxury or even celebrity with a chick who's backup job is fishing plastic bottles... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Has the Life

Whatever Brazilian models lack in terms of formal education, they make up for with instinct and loose leaf pamphlets they pass around discreetly to one another with tips on making it in America and Europe. It's like a Shawshank for super wealthy women with long tanned... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Back To Not Work

Alessandra Ambrosio returned from Rio to her Brentwood routine of grabbing coffee, yoga in something low cut, and speaking kindly of her children you never see her with. Ambrosio was one of many Victoria's Secret models tasked with hosting human interest segments in their... read more

Victoria's Secret Not Super Worried

Anybody who follows a losing sports team knows the terms the home broadcasters will use to give a sense of accomplishment to another failed season. There's always talk of building something special, hopeful signs for the future, and momentum. All euphemisms for being on... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Just Fucking Stretching

Why not greet the Ibiza beach morning with a good stretch in your underwear. A good gig if you can book it. read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Educating

Alessandra Ambrosio took her daughter out of the school she may or may not attend to bring her along on a European modeling jaunt. It's take you daughter to work day and your work is allowing hyperactive gay men to layer you in chiffon and order you to show a little... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Rides 'Em, Gay Cowboy

If you're a hot chick, a gay best friend is as key to your happiness as the guy you married for convenience, kids, or your ass waxing esthetician. You could easily live without those others. Your fellow models are far too sinister to confide in anything more than the... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Downward Facing Dog

While the feminist world is striving to be treated like men, minus the prostate cancer and ceaseless decades of work, they're being betrayed by their own gender naturally obsessed with celebrity, fashion, and looks. A quick search reveals that the last forty to infinity... read more