Alessandra Ambrosio Has the Life

Whatever Brazilian models lack in terms of formal education, they make up for with instinct and loose leaf pamphlets they pass around discreetly to one another with tips on making it in America and Europe. It's like a Shawshank for super wealthy women with long tanned... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Back To Not Work

Alessandra Ambrosio returned from Rio to her Brentwood routine of grabbing coffee, yoga in something low cut, and speaking kindly of her children you never see her with. Ambrosio was one of many Victoria's Secret models tasked with hosting human interest segments in their... read more

Victoria's Secret Not Super Worried

Anybody who follows a losing sports team knows the terms the home broadcasters will use to give a sense of accomplishment to another failed season. There's always talk of building something special, hopeful signs for the future, and momentum. All euphemisms for being on... read more

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Alessandra Ambrosio Just Fucking Stretching

Why not greet the Ibiza beach morning with a good stretch in your underwear. A good gig if you can book it. read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Educating

Alessandra Ambrosio took her daughter out of the school she may or may not attend to bring her along on a European modeling jaunt. It's take you daughter to work day and your work is allowing hyperactive gay men to layer you in chiffon and order you to show a little... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Rides 'Em, Gay Cowboy

If you're a hot chick, a gay best friend is as key to your happiness as the guy you married for convenience, kids, or your ass waxing esthetician. You could easily live without those others. Your fellow models are far too sinister to confide in anything more than the... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Downward Facing Dog

While the feminist world is striving to be treated like men, minus the prostate cancer and ceaseless decades of work, they're being betrayed by their own gender naturally obsessed with celebrity, fashion, and looks. A quick search reveals that the last forty to infinity... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Ass Wardrobe Malfunction And Shit Around The Web

Alessandra Ambrosio's ass flashed during a photo shoot on the beach. She compared it to growing up in Brazil and letting older men lick her budding breasts in exchange for cooking oil and quickly waved it off as no big deal. read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Has It Figured Out

Alessandra Ambrosio has started her young daughter in with yoga classes. You can force them to skip meals, but there's no way to ensure they become lucrative models if they're not committed to living in Lululemon stretch pants by seven. If Ambrosio had made her fortune in... read more

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Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Show And Shit Around The Web

Alessandra Ambrosio says she's excited to welcome people to her home country this summer. I think she means Brentwood. She occasionally visits Brazil to drop off ten American dollars to her grandmother's kidnappers but outside of that she sticks mostly to Northern... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Likes To Bikini And Shit Around The Web

Alessandra Ambrosio has that high maintenance look stamped all over here. She's also thirty-five, good looking, and rakes in about fifteen million a year. You can look past the stamp. read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Has a Simple Strategy

Every media mention about Alessandra Ambrosio is related to what she's wearing or how great she looks. Living in Spandex is absolutely the way to go through life if you can get away with it. You'll be out of the lingerie game in five more years, but you'll have forty... read more