Ali Larter Doesn't Need Stupid Bras

It's amazing how a few seconds seeing a girls tits covered in whipped cream can affect a boy for an entire lifetime. I could stare at Ali Larter's tits all day long without another thought crossing my mind save for the thought of other women's boobs. You can't block out one pair with another. There's a math equation that explains that. I wish they had an Amazon local coupon to see them bare. So much better than...

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Ali Larter Has Even Tighter Jeans

Right there's the thing women will never fully understand about men. The hottest woman in the world is always the next woman we see. Doesn't matter if Sex Incarnate came through before, whatever vision of womanhood follows, is always the one we want. And, yes, awesome amazing loyal husbands that you brag to your friends about feel the same way. They're just good at overcoming their primal instincts. Or they're very...

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Ali Larter is doing it wrong

While running errands around LA yesterday, Ali Larter wore a sheer sweater and a pair of leather pants, but the pants were a little loose, and she had on a bra. It was annoying. Maybe after this she could go to Africa and pour bottles of water into the sand since she loves teasing people so much. (image source = inf) [gallery id="7253"]

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Ali Larter is not shy

Ali Larter played a little tenis yesterday in West Hollywood, and at one point it seems she had to adjust her panties. A lot. And she did it right there on the court. Right out in public. Which is a little weird. Go inside perv, have some dignity, this isn't Alabama for fucks sake. (image source = inf, fame) [gallery...

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Ali Larter forgot something

Ali Larter left a hair salon in LA today, um, looking like this. With wet hair and no bra. The fuck, was someone chasing her? It's as if she ran out of the place. This makes me think she didn't pay, the scoundrel. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery ids="903691,903701,903702,903712,903721,903722,903732,903742"]

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Ali Larter fuels several fetishes at once

Ali Larter looked absolutely terrific as she left a hair salon in Beverly Hills yesterday, so if you love cleavage, or have trichophilia, these pictures are gonna make your day. (image source = inf and bauer griffin) [gallery id="7675"]

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Ali Larter should have kids all the time

Ali Larter had a baby way back in December, and ... umm ... she still has huge breasts, is my point. Though she doesn't seem as proud of them as she should be because in all the pictures other than these she tried to hide them under that stupid sweater. It goes without saying that I skipped the hell out of those. (image source = fame) [gallery ids="818512,818522,818532,818542,818552,818562,818572,818582"]

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Ali Larter is really really pregnant

It was only two weeks ago when people started to wonder if Ali Larter was pregnant and just 9 days ago that her rep confirmed it, but she and her husband went to the farmers market in Santa Monica, and either she's really good at keeping secrets or she got raped by a bear. That stupid baby is huge, and it's ruining her awesome body. Her vagina is gonna look like someone set off firecrackers inside it. [gallery...

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ali larters vagina

That headline is a blatant lie by the way, inspired by internet nerds everywhere who are censoring this picture of Ali Larter. You won't believe what this slut did, but as she got out of her car last night for a party hosted by Calvin Klein, you could see her underwear. "I just got laid!", many confused geeks squealed out after seeing the picture. But it gets even better, because if you attacked the picture with...read more

oh hell yes

First Jessica Alba dyed her hair red (here), now Ali Later has done the same. Hot chicks with blood red hair are the absolute best. It's like nailing a chick in a video game. Except this time, the game is for real! Hopefully this will work out better than when I tried to play World of Warcraft - for real! Those black guys selling drugs seemed immune to my Blood Boil spell, and it did not cause any noticeable Shadow...

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ali larter is in good shape

'Heroes' star Ali Larter took a jog around West Hollywood yesterday, and why not? The up side to being this gender-confusingly flat chested is that she can do stuff like run. The down side is that she'll never know the pleasure of my love. On a somewhat related note, Peets coffee is god damn terrible. I'd rather go to Starbucks and then have a homeless guy stir my drink with his dick than get coffee from Peets....

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Ali Larter forgot something

Ali Larter was walking around Beverly Hills this weekend when she put her purse down to find some change, and thankfully revealed the most beautiful ass I've ever seen in the process. If she and I met, it would be really hard to have a normal conversation until I addressed how marvelous her ass is. (hq jump here) [gallery id="9628"]

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RANDOM STUFF

ALI LARTER IS ENGAGED - "Heroes" star Ali Larter is engaged toactor Hayes MacArthur. "They got engaged this weekend," Larter's rep tells Usmagazine.com. "They're overjoyed!" You may remember Hayes from his star-making performance as Jimmy the Bartender in "Are We Done Yet". Or not. Suffice to say the best thing he's ever been in is Ali's vagina.THE OSCARS WILL SUCK. EVEN MORE- The Writers Guild of America has denied a...

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THE WORLDS MOST DISAPPOINTING VIDEO

This video sucks and you really shouldn't even bother to watch it, unless you watch it to have some idea what the 18 million photographs will look like once they get online. TMZ is good at a lot of things - such as posting police reports and stealing my jokes - but this video is annoying. Ali Larters kick ass rack is exposed for just an instant and even then TMZ edits over it. Also the video is way too short. How am I...

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THE GOLDEN GLOBES WERE BORING

It can be really hard to suffer through awards shows but the Golden Globes is especially boring because none of the chicks even care enough to dress trampy. Most of them looked like absolute hell, with the exception of Ali Larter and Jessica Biel. Biel can still look like a girl when she puts on the right dress. She’s still too muscular though. Her vagina must feel like leather. Ali Larter looked fantastic as usual....

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