Alicia Keys Make-Up No More

Alicia Keys has decided she's no longer going to be shackled with the oppression of makeup. A bold move after fifteen successful years in the music business racking up her first $140 million in earnings. Please say you don't care if skipping blush hurts your career.

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Alicia Keys Is Pregnant And Topless For Peace

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Alicia Keys' Message Lacks Focus

Alicia Keys or someone with more money than its author paid for an op in the New York Times which takes on the controversial view that she is amazing. Pulling every punch, the suck fest explains how Keys' heart wrenching decision to take ten minutes and finger paint a peace sign onto her swollen pregnant gut is a gesture of heroism worthy of a Purple Heart: "Alicia Keys said she knew this image would draw attention,...

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Friday Afternoon Headlines

ALICIA KEYS - will sing the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans on February 3rd. Or 4th, or 5th, or whenever it is that Saints fans run out of beer bottles to throw at Roger Goodell and they can start the game. (e!) AMERICAN IDOL - returned Wednesday and had it's lowest ratings ever for a season premiere, down 19 percent from last year, which itself was down 24 percent from the year before. Fox has had...

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THIS DID NOT WORK AT ALL

The Jack White and Alicia Keys song for the next James Bond movie finally has a video, and it's way way worse than you could have ever imagined. Jack White is awesome, but Alicia Keys is ridiculously out of place. Her voice is way too small for this. If her voice her was big as her ass, we'd be all set. [gallery columns="6"]

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PAULA ABDUL HAS STILL GOT IT

Alicia Keys, Paula Abdul and Jordin Sparks were three of the big performers at last nights Super Bowl, unless you include Tom Petty, whose band took time off from brisk walks around the mall and using their car bumper to beg me to ask about their grandkids. Of the three chicks, Keys was clearly the best, and it really wasn’t even remotely close considering she was the only one who actually sang. Page Six says:Paula...

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DAMN

Alicia Keys - last night on stage with John Mayer in New York to sing "Gravity" - has the biggest ass I've ever seen. Honest to god, I think she might be a centaur. [gallery columns="6"]

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ALICIA KEYS IS HARD TO GET

Alicia Keys says she made her boyfriend wait a year for sex because she is "too beautiful" to give herself to someone she didn’t think was special. Starpulse says:"I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it."You know you're in for a good time when a girl refers to consensual sex as being "violated". Four wild minutes of "no" and "I don't do that" and "you're...

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