Joss Whedon Fucked The Entire Cast of Buffy and A Ton of Dick Talk on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #98

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we attempted to delve into the ESPN lunacy around Asian Robert Lee, all laughed and laughed at Joss Whedon's narcissism, agreed that Mark Wahlberg was better at beating up immigrants in his Boston neighborhood than acting, kind of... read more

Aly Raisman Says Maybe A Pedo Doctor For Girls Gymnastics Wasn't a Great Idea

Now that she's completely done with her gymnastics career, Aly Raisman is calling out USA Gymnastics for not being vigilant as their main girl injury treating doctor of twenty-nine years was diddling the leotarded lambs.  read more

Aly Raisman Survives Yet Another Body Comment (VIDEO)

Aly Raisman was at the NHL Awards which apparently exist and occur on a Wednesday night in late June when no sports are on presenting an award alongside hockey legend, Marcel Dionne. Dionne is the old guy with the Frenchie accent. He's perfect for the role. Unclear why... read more

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Aly Raisman Is Wonder Woman Lite

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Aly Raisman Body Shamed by TSA

Aly Raisman suffered the unthinkable while traveling through the airport. Idiotic TSA screeners. The kind of ignominy you assumed was only legend, because your experiences with the low wage, high turnover C-students we've put in charge of our air travel security have... read more

EPSN Body Issue Has Naked Weird Looking Women

I can't remember what the pretext was for launching the ESPN Magazine Body Issue. Something about adoring the powerful woman athlete or shit you might spout when trying to get laid at the sports sorority mixer. The business reason was to nab some of that SI Swimsuit... read more