Alyssa Milano Is the Rambo of Breast Feeding Wars

To survive a war, you have to become war. Fuck yeah, Alyssa Milano. Until every last sock puppet account you invented to criticize your nursinghas been suspended, you keep that #normalizebreastfeeding running like it's a real thing. It's real to you. There's no shame in... read more

Daytime Talk Shows Are For Healing (VIDEO)

Watching chunky lady talk show porn piggy back off one another for masturbatory ratings tears is fascinating. Oprah secured a big get for her show nobody knew was still on the air when she got the cute little ragamuffin kid from Who's The Boss to admit on national... read more

Alyssa Milano Still Fighting Breastfeeding's Last Battle

Alyssa Milano took to social media with more breastfeeding photos and a tongue in cheek remark about suckling her child until age six like women used to doafter shitting in the bushes and foraging for bugs. Milano's life's work is to reveal the presence of an... read more

Alyssa Milano, Not Without My Baby Milk

Fucking Brits confiscated Milano's bottled of freshly pumped teat juice at Heathrow Airport because they have a rule limiting liquids to 100 ml containers, which I'm told is about four ounces. They do make an exception for larger quantities of baby milk on the off chance... read more

Alyssa Milano Breastfeeds on Camera, Again

You have to feel for the demure Alyssa Milano when that little attention whore baby demands milk from her completely unfettered tit on camera. Anybody's who's nursed a child knows how many thousands of pictures of your bare tits exist on your iCloud alone. Forget... read more

Alyssa Milano Works Them Bigguns

Ever since Alyssa Milano and her mom went Lone Ranger and Tonto across the Internet lassoing up all her titty pictures, she's felt a certain sense of regret. This roundup occurred before the science had been settled as to how amazing a career boost having your tubes... read more

Alyssa Milano Wants More Attention

Inserting yourself into a controversy that doesn't actually exist is a tried and true way of receiving media attention. Alyssa Milano is complaining about the outrage over her breastfeeding pictures on Instagram while Kim Kardashian can pose naked and nobody seems to... read more

Alyssa Milano Posts Titty Photo Without Irony

It seems like just yesterday Alyssa Milano and her mom were suing everybody with a dial-up and a dick for passing around photos of Alyssa topless. Those Brave Internet Warriors were on the front lines preventing the digital landscape from turning into a pornographic... read more

Alyssa Milano Done Got Fat Shamed

Fat shaming started when chubby people stopped being tribal kings with access to abundant food sources and just lazy bastards with bullshit glandular issues. It's only been officially called fat shaming since the big and chunky tried to reclaim their jiggling figures as... read more

Alyssa Milano Still Using Her Boobs To Sell

Remember when Alyssa Milano and her annoying helpful mom started suing everybody to get her racy photos off the Internet? Those were fun days. When the Internet was in its infancy and people thought that they could hold back the tide with their little buckets and a whole... read more

Alyssa Milano looks different

Alyssa Milano went to a spa in LA earlier today, probably because she needed a massage from carrying around what looks to be a 6 foot tall baby. She announced she was pregnant at the end of February, so she's probably due any day, but holy christ. Her vagina is gonna... read more

Tuesday afternoon headlines

EMINEM - has cast porn star Sasha Grey to star in his video for Space Bound. If there's not a lyric about his semen being "face bound", now would be the time to add it. (the sun) ALYSSA MILANO - is pregnant for the first time, with her husband Dave Bugliari, an agent at... read more