Alyssa Milano Is the Rambo of Breast Feeding Wars

To survive a war, you have to become war. Fuck yeah, Alyssa Milano. Until every last sock puppet account you invented to criticize your nursinghas been suspended, you keep that #normalizebreastfeeding running like it's a real thing. It's real to you. There's no shame in re-re-posting cosplay nursing photos from a year ago.You're fucking Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman doesn't let moms nurse in hep-C needle strewnpublic...

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Daytime Talk Shows Are For Healing (VIDEO)

Watching chunky lady talk show porn piggy back off one another for masturbatory ratings tears is fascinating. Oprah secured a big get for her show nobody knew was still on the air when she got the cute little ragamuffin kid from Who's The Boss to admit on national television that he's the 79,858,920th person in the world to be HIV positive. Harkening back to twenty five years ago when such revelations more

Alyssa Milano Still Fighting Breastfeeding's Last Battle

Alyssa Milano took to social media with more breastfeeding photos and a tongue in cheek remark about suckling her child until age six like women used to doafter shitting in the bushes and foraging for bugs. Milano's life's work is to reveal the presence of an anti-breastfeeding mob. If the mob doesn't exist, then Milano's tits go away. Minus the ones she used to show in movies when she was semi-interesting. Everyone's...

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Alyssa Milano, Not Without My Baby Milk

Fucking Brits confiscated Milano's bottled of freshly pumped teat juice at Heathrow Airport because they have a rule limiting liquids to 100 ml containers, which I'm told is about four ounces. They do make an exception for larger quantities of baby milk on the off chance you have a baby present. Milano was traveling alone, but being the Joan of Arc of breastfeeding, she'll go at it even when her baby is on a different...

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Alyssa Milano Breastfeeds on Camera, Again

You have to feel for the demure Alyssa Milano when that little attention whore baby demands milk from her completely unfettered tit on camera. Anybody's who's nursed a child knows how many thousands of pictures of your bare tits exist on your iCloud alone. Forget Instagram and Twitter. You're fairly defenseless. Alyssa was prepping for her appearance on The Talk, that CBS ripoff of The ABC's The View, that assembled...

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Alyssa Milano Works Them Bigguns

Ever since Alyssa Milano and her mom went Lone Ranger and Tonto across the Internet lassoing up all her titty pictures, she's felt a certain sense of regret. This roundup occurred before the science had been settled as to how amazing a career boost having your tubes exposed in the digital wankspace could be. What was once thought damaging to landing roles soon became chicks posting signs up at JuCo engineering...

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Alyssa Milano Wants More Attention

Inserting yourself into a controversy that doesn't actually exist is a tried and true way of receiving media attention. Alyssa Milano is complaining about the outrage over her breastfeeding pictures on Instagram while Kim Kardashian can pose naked and nobody seems to care. Wait! I don't get it. No disrespect to Kim but... people are offended by my breastfeeding selfies & are fine with her (amazing) booty cover?...

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Alyssa Milano Posts Titty Photo Without Irony

It seems like just yesterday Alyssa Milano and her mom were suing everybody with a dial-up and a dick for passing around photos of Alyssa topless. Those Brave Internet Warriors were on the front lines preventing the digital landscape from turning into a pornographic wasteland. Thanks to the Milanos, when you Google: Tits, only 148, million results appear, only 741,000 for Alyssa Milano Tits. Today we've come full...

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Alyssa Milano Done Got Fat Shamed

Fat shaming started when chubby people stopped being tribal kings with access to abundant food sources and just lazy bastards with bullshit glandular issues. It's only been officially called fat shaming since the big and chunky tried to reclaim their jiggling figures as a social positive and needed a way to make fat jokesters look like heartless monsters. Alyssa Milano got fat shamed by Jay Mohr who was surprised by...

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Alyssa Milano Still Using Her Boobs To Sell

Remember when Alyssa Milano and her annoying helpful mom started suing everybody to get her racy photos off the Internet? Those were fun days. When the Internet was in its infancy and people thought that they could hold back the tide with their little buckets and a whole bunch of righteousness. Now Alyssa is pushing a graphic novel about a secret team of do-gooder hackers who help finish the job she and her mom...

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Alyssa Milano looks different

Alyssa Milano went to a spa in LA earlier today, probably because she needed a massage from carrying around what looks to be a 6 foot tall baby. She announced she was pregnant at the end of February, so she's probably due any day, but holy christ. Her vagina is gonna look like someone set off M-80's inside of it. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery ids="888512,888522,888532,888542,888552,888562"]

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Tuesday afternoon headlines

EMINEM - has cast porn star Sasha Grey to star in his video for Space Bound. If there's not a lyric about his semen being "face bound", now would be the time to add it. (the sun) ALYSSA MILANO - is pregnant for the first time, with her husband Dave Bugliari, an agent at CAA. I bet this guy wishes he'd heard that "face bound" lyric from the Eminem song. Would have saved him a lot of trouble. (people) ROSIE O'DONNELL more


It took 70,000 tries, but for the first time ever, in that top picture only, Paris Hilton doesn't look like a complete monster. And that's pretty much the nicest thing I've ever had to say about her. Thanks to Rachel Weis, Paris didn't even have the laziest costume of the night. It should probably give you pause if you pick your Halloween costume out of your closet, from the stuff you normally wear. It barely even...

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