Amber Rose Still Winning

Following a successful Slut Walk LA where she pocketed a few grand while accomplishing nothing, Amber Rose is back Dancing With the Stars. Somewhere between burning letters into the foreheads of the village strumpets and placing them on a pedestal and forcing the... read more

How Did We Miss the Amber Rose Slut Walk?

When your Slut Walk headlines career climbing cockgobblers like Blac Chyna, Kendra Wilkinson and Perez Hilton, you know you've hit a glass ceiling of your own making. read more

Amber Rose Body Shamed

Another wig, another day. It's hard to tell is Amber Rose is super annoying as a habit or she's amped it up to give her various radio and TV talk shows some attention. Most likely a combo. read more

Amber Rose Ass and Reputation Growing

Amber Rose's new set of life-like wigs is something that ought pop up on the Impossible Missions Force radar. She can go anywhere, be anybody, and almost blend in if it weren't for that pancake syrup engorged ass and Manilla street urchin tattoos read more

Amber Rose Ass In Yoga Pants And Shit Around The Web

Let's look at Amber Rose's ass in tight yoga pants. She wants you to. It's actually her primary revenue source. Look! And tip accordingly. read more

Amber Rose Throat Babies

Amber Rose is a disgusting woman who plays up how disgusting she is as part of her TV and online persona. That makes it incredibly hard to nail down her precise grossness rating. Are your sores visible or do you keep them touched up? Let's run through the epidemiological... read more

Amber Rose in Disguise

If it weren't for the tattoos, you might not know you were masturbating to Amber Rose in costume. Let that chilling fact register. The very reason Halloween party hookups are a singularly horrible idea. Every naughty nurse looks super hot behind four spiked punch... read more

Amber Rose Has a TV Show (VIDEO)

In the future, everybody will have fifteen episodes on basic channel. Amber Rose's notable accomplishments include fucking Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa. More than some, less than others. read more

Amber Rose's Feminism Stops At Free Money

Amber Rose doesn't need a man around and she's perfectly happy having anonymous casual sex while getting herpes in the name of feminism and also she's just kind of a whore. That's something to be proud of in today's America. It used to be graduating college. There's no... read more

Blac Chyna Debuts Her Cash Baby at Drag Convention

Your drag queen convention is firing on all cylinders when Amber Rose and Blac Chyna seamlessly blend into your crowd. For Chyna, Dragcon was the chance to highlight the Kardashian baby growing in her stripper uterus. You never know what will happen when you insist the... read more

Coachella Concedes

It's hard to state the exact moment at which an annual countercultural event sells out. It's usually a process. Inevitably marked by Paris Hilton showing up in expensive clothes made to look vintage. Coachella was a music thing until somebody realized it could be a... read more

Amber Rose Emojis Her Way To The Bank And Shit Around The Web

Herpes incubation system Amber Rose released a series of emojis in a blatant rip-off of Kim Kardashian. She stands to make a fuck ton of money with these tiny avatars of her ass. Oh, and Western civilization is officially over. You really can be rich in America with no... read more