Amber Rose's Surplus Of Boobagetry

There are two things in life you can never have too much of. Tits and money. Both feel really nice in the hands. read more

Amber Rose Mulling Mammary Reduction

If you're Amber Rose, or her social media ilk, you wake up each day, smile at the third tier rapper in bed next to you, take a home The AIDS test, and figure out how to get attention that day online.  read more

Liev Schreiber Sluts Up His Little Boy and ESPN Sapphic Love Machine on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #94

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dig into Usher's herpes and wonder if there ought be a rate card for STD transmissions, concur that ESPN is a sinking shit-pit of Disney leveraged politics, wonder why rich white people on the coasts want their boys to be girls... read more

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Backlash of Amber Rose's Bush

Amber Rose believes to have taken one for the team when she decided to expose her rose bush on Twitter and Instagram. read more

Amber Rose Full Frontal Slut Promo

Watch guys who wrestled in high school in stadium dustups in their 40's. They still lunge for a takedown. Former strippers will always try to get what they want by taking off their clothes. You can't shake years of early training. read more

Amber Rose Hints at Fucking Jay Z

We've always had stupid people. There was simply never a way to raise a stupid person army until social media arose. You can now wrap yourself in a dummy quilt of daily beefs and perfect comebacks by, for, and between idiots. read more

Amber Rose Makes a Good Point

Strippers and prostitutes are routinely portrayed as unusually wise women in popular fiction. This has led the general population to forgo the obvious question, if you're so wise, how the fuck did you end up with blisters on your rectum and a crack habit?  read more

Amber Rose Isn't Perfect Like You Imagined (VIDEO)

Amber Rose points out her cellulite and stretch marks in a new Instagram video. Those cost her a couple bucks extra at the plastic surgeon’s office. You need to have a tasteful amount of cellulite in order to be a successful feminist social media celebrity.  read more

The Amber Rose Conversion Nearly Complete

America loves a repentant sinner. Or a non-repentant sinner, if you can maneuver your whoring into the category of female empowerment. Watching the likes of Kendra Wilkinson turn from stripper and old guy dick sucker into domesticated wife and motherly advice giver at... read more

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Amber Rose Wild Birthday Bash And Shit Around The Web

Apparently human STI Amber Rose's birthday party got out of control. The entire venue had a massive pap smear to measure the net damage. read more

Amber Rose Still Winning

Following a successful Slut Walk LA where she pocketed a few grand while accomplishing nothing, Amber Rose is back Dancing With the Stars. Somewhere between burning letters into the foreheads of the village strumpets and placing them on a pedestal and forcing the... read more

How Did We Miss the Amber Rose Slut Walk?

When your Slut Walk headlines career climbing cockgobblers like Blac Chyna, Kendra Wilkinson and Perez Hilton, you know you've hit a glass ceiling of your own making. read more