Amy Adams Tits and Olivia Wilde Bush, It's the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

My ass used to be enslaved to SpinMedia, which was fucking horrible. They spent like Bernie Sanders not using other people's money. Now I'm in deep to the guys who own Mr. Skin. Which is superior because they trade in tits. I don't know what's going on with the dollar or the yen, but the tit has appreciated every year since forever. Ask Kate Upton how much they're currently worth. Each Friday we'll be tuning you into...read more

Amy Adams Hooter Girl To Actress

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Harvey Weinstein Demands Apology

Harvey Weinstein is apparently livid over Amy Adamsbeingbumped from Today. It's unclear why but possibly because he masturbates thinking about her and that means something. It's possible Weinsteinhas actually calculated the loss of revenue for Adams being unable to promote the film to Today's geriatric audience and wants to be reimbursed for his missing birthday card with the five bucks in it. Page Six, who eitherpays...

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Amy Adams Gets Bumped And Shit Around The Web

Highly fuckable starlet Amy Adams was bumped from the Today Show after she refused to talk about the Sony hack. I guess she was afraid that Scott Rudin would send nastyemails about gingers if she did. Read all about Amy getting dissed by bald Matt Lauer. (Dlisted) They finally bury Casey Kasem...6 months after he died. (TMZ) Douchebaggery is back in this Entourage movie trailer. (Huffington Post) Do you want to see...

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Valentino Apologizes for Hawking Purses at Philip Seymour Hoffman's Funeral

Among the idiotic jobs you may not know exist is celebrity spotters for fashion companies. These Mensa candidates scan all the paparazzi photos to see if any celebrity is wearing or holding any of their client's high-priced child-labor sewn goods and then alert the gossip sites. That way breathless recent college grads can blog shit like 'Jennifer Lawrence was wearing a gorgeous necklace by Douchenozzle' and stuff...

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Amy Adams Kisses Jennifer Lawrence In 'American Hustle'

There's nothing more magical than two hot girls getting it on. Amy Adams ranted on and on about the acting moment and how powerful it was in the scene where she kisses Jennifer Lawrence in American Hustle and how it was all really heightened craft. Yeah, I suppose that means something to the lady readers. Men could care less if it's real or fake or powerful or if you're just thinking about how this is the young bitch...

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Hey There, Amy Adams's Breasts

Amy Adams was one of the stars in attendance for the Closing Night Gala presentation of "Her" at the 51st New York Film Festival, and I know this because her tits were there, too. A lot of people are probably going to criticize Amy for walking around with her breasts hanging out at a prestigious event, when she's such a well-respected actress and all, but I think it was pretty smart. Otherwise, she'd have spent the...read more

Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Adams Look Amazing In American Hustle (VIDEO)

The new trailer for American Hustle was released yesterday, and it looks pretty good. I'd like to be a little more optimistic but I don't have a clue what it's about, other than a three-way competition between Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper and Jeremy Renner to look like the ugliest guys you'd spot in a New Jersey strip club. Then again, it also has Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams looking like 70s porn stars, so that...

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Amy Adams Has Nipples

Amy Adams seems like such a good girl. I wasn't sure she had nipples. But I think I see one. I assume it dispenses soy milk and sings during rainstorms to keep the kids entertained when they can't play outside. Photo Credit: Elle UK [gallery ids="1404342,1404352,1404362,1404372,1404382,1404392,1404402"]

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Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old...read more

Amy Adams is better like this

Amy Adams was the only recognizable name to show up in a bikini this weekend, and you may be wondering if she's been hiding some amazing hot body all this time. Let me put it this way: No. See for yourself here and here. She can be cute sometimes, but in the wrong dress she's like something you'd see haunting an Irish castle. Thankfully someone reminded me about these Naomi Millbank Smith pictures. Amys pictures had...

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