Anais Zanotti in a Bikini

Real life movements simply aren't possible when you know dudes with cameras are snapping you. You can't pick your nose or scratch your ass or adjust your junk. It's all about tossing the hair and moving like you want the king to pick you out among all the servant girls... read more

Anais Zanotti And Tahiti Cora In Bikinis At The Beach In Miami

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Anais Zanotti In A Pink Bikini

I'm going to go ahead and say pink is this French girl's color. I once had my color profile done at a mall. The girl shuddered as she told me I was black as death. Then she hurried away in tears screaming about Carcosa. That was awkward. If I could only find a partner... read more

Anais Zanotti And Ana Braga Touch Each Other Like Broken Birds

These poor girls can't seem to find their tops. It's some kind of sickness that seems to befall international girls on the beach particularly dependent on the kindness of strangers to pay their rent. You might think it makes no sense to buy big ole titties only to keep... read more

Anais Zanotti In Not Even a Bikini

I'm starting to believe these Miami Beach pictures of models from various ports of worldwide naval call might be staged. These girls can't be standing staring out into the ocean with just a piece of floss wrapped around their ass for hours on end each day. Not when... read more

Anais Zanotti In A Thong

I'm not sure what this girl's professional occupation is, but every time she pulls her thong out of her ass, I want to write her a check for $250 with a vaguely worded explanation in the memo line. Now that I think of it, I should probably use cash. Photo Credit: Pacific... read more

Give Me Back My Damn Bikini Top, You Venezuelean Whore

I might be reading into this. And I might be confusing Venezuela with Brazil. I think all of South America was like one piece in Risk. But there's still nothing finer than seeing two girls with with big fake yabbos and a poor command of the English language grabbing each... read more

Anais Zanotti in A Thong on Miami Beach

You can't do much better than a suntanning chick in a thong eating a banana at the beach. It really hits a number of marks. Competition along that particular shoreline is tough. You've got your models, your flight attendants, and your better looking community college... read more

Anais Zanotti And Ana Braga in Bikinis

Here's why this world is so fucking wonderful. Even good looking women need to figure out ways to get noticed if they want to be famous. Having a slamming bikini body and bit tits and long hair and designer sunglasses just isn't enough. It's enough to be my girlfriend... read more

Anais Zanotti Rollerblades In Booty Shorts

Hot shorts, rollerblades, and the giant baby sucker might be going one level too deep into cliches for self-described European model Anais Zanotti. Maybe she's been researching hot to make it in America. She's missing the red, white, and blue bikini top and the Grave... read more

Anais Zanotti In A Bikini

Anais Zanotti is a self-described 'international model'. It's like being a 'contest winning writer'. I did exult her before for being allowed to take her clothes off for Playboy Romania. I guess that's not a huge compliment, though it's bigger than any I expect to... read more

Anais Zanotti And Tahiti Cora In Bikinis

I don't really know who these Miami models are. But their fake names sound really fucking exotic and Anais was once in Playboy Romania. Cracking the titty mags in the former Eastern Bloc -- that's when your absentee father steps out of the woodworks to claim you as his... read more