Angelina Jolie's Nanny Not Buying It

Angelina Jolie had a very traumatic childhood if you couldn't tell by the goth thing and fucking Billy Bob Thornton and hoarding children. Her mom and dad split up after he started banging a younger probably much more friendly woman when Jolie was three. read more

Melissa Etheridge Throws Shade At Angelina

You totally wish Melissa Etheridge was your drunk aunt. You've got to have a pretty good sense of humor to let your lesbian partner be shot up with David Crosby's jizz. Seriously, you could have picked just about anyone, why a walrus with drug genes? read more

Pitt-Jolie Children Traumatized

Nothing sucks worse than being adopted out of a war torn third world country only to end up in the killing fields of a Hollywood power couple divorce. Naturally, excluding bitter bloggers who mock children. Fuck them. read more

What the Fuck Has Happened to Men? A Brad Pitt Emasculation Saga

Brad Pitt is facing his wife's departure and accusations of screaming drunkenly at his teenaged son, what we used to call typical parenting, with all the backbone of a middle child barista. read more

Angelina Gets Dirty

There aren't any solid arguments to justify marriage. Similar to the existence of god, it should be incumbent on believers to show evidence rather than place the onus on the detractors. Cavemen didn't marry cavewomen. This is a societal custom, and much like genital... read more

Jolie Preparing for War

Angelina Jolie is gearing up the war team. She really wants those multicultural bundle of kids. After hiring hardcore divorce attorney Laura Wasser in Los Angeles, Jolie has retained the not inexpensive services of Judy Smith, the fame D.C. crisis manager who's handled... read more

Brad Pitt Maybe Not Too Faithful

According to a report Angelina Jolie's friends wrote, Brad Pitt definitely had an affair with Marion Cotillard and having your healthy ovaries cut out is a fantastic idea. read more

Angelina Jolie Leaks Pitt Gone Wild Video

Angelina Jolie leaked a recording of her wasted husband acting like an asshole and harming nobody. You know what drives people to drink, the vague suspicion that your wife might be recording you on her cell phone. read more

Angelina Jolie Topless Memories of Those Mammary Glands

It's times like this it's good to remind yourself why you're no better than Brad Pitt when it comes to falling for crazy chicks with that horny twinkle in their eye and a near perfect 20-something body. read more

Brad Pitt, Child Abuser, According to Reports from Angelina Jolie's Sister's Friend Who's Cousins With a Guy at TMZ

Let the games begin. Angelina Jolie is wasting no time leaking tales to the media about her husband's drug and alcohol fueled rants and verbal and physical abuse of the children. TMZ is biting: read more

Angelina Following the Heard Model for the Sake of the Children

The only people who know what goes on in any family are the husband and wife and their seven or so internationally adopted and conceived children. Plus the truck beds of UN Refugees turned into household staff, nannies, and windbreaker wearing personnel security. read more

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Divorce

It's a miracle it lasted this long. She appears to be completely insane and keeps removing her body parts. He seems like a not so bright pothead. You don't have to get married just because people think it would be kind of cool. read more