AnnaLynne McCord Braless In The Rain

When I was a kid this old school janitor used to tell us that the rain was God pissing on us for being naughty. Every public school at the time had an elderly Slovakian man who said creepy shit like that and was still allowed to be alone around children. A few students were undoubtedly broom handle raped in the supply closet but the hallways were always immaculate. Sacrifices must be made. Nice tits, AnnaLynne....

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AnnaLynne McCord Opens Up

The best thing that ever happened to Hollywood might be the braless trend. The Westboro Baptist people might say The AIDS, but I'm sticking with an endless array of young women exposing their tits to the elements. I've seen more swollen nipples in the past year than John Travolta on a private Greek island holiday. Fuck you, you create metaphors when you're hungover. Everybody claims to be charitable, but they mostly...

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AnnaLynne McCord In A Swimsuit At The Beach In Los Angeles

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News [gallery id="3555"]

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AnnaLynne McCord In A Bikini

AnnaLynne McCord always looks like she's thinking something deep. It's probably something more along the lines of 'damn, every dude on this beach wishes he was up in my stuff'. Which may not be profound, but it's certainly true. Photo Credit: PCN [gallery id="5519"]

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AnnaLynne McCord Riding Her Bike On The Beach

There's a new trend in Hollywood where celebrity girls are riding classic looking bikes around town. I'm not sure if it's some bubbly ode to the environmental movement or it's because they're trying to give dirty old men erections, I'm just glad it's happening. With a reasonable weight limit in place, naturally. Not looking to see Khloe crushing her banana seat. Photo Credit: PCN [gallery...

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AnnaLynne McCord In A Bikini and a Sisterly Threesome

The McCord sisters came to L.A. from Georgia to seek fame and fortune. AnnaLynne got the gigs so she wasn't forced to bang lots of skeevy rich men like her sisters. She does that purely by choice. I'd like to think that this close knit sisterhood has some kind of deviant lesbian sexual relations with one another. But they probably don't. Otherwise they'd be getting more jobs. Photo Credit: PCN [gallery...

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why does AnnaLynne McCord have bruises on her ass

While Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes stood around getting angry over how skinny Annalynne McCord is, she bent down and revealed a couple of mysterious bruises on her ass. And do you know what kind of girls show up one morning with bruises on their ass? Fun ones. (image source of the set of ‘90210' today = pacific coast) [gallery...

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AnnaLynne McCord doesnt need a swimsuit, bra

Annalynne McCord was accused of being a witch and some town folk from Malibu threw her into the cold, grey, angry sea yesterday. And they were right and she was a witch and she drowned and this is her ghost coming back for revenge. No not really. I made that up. Actually this is Annalynne celebrating her 25th birthday by going into the ocean with her dress on, and then kissing her boyfriend Dominic Purcell on the...

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AnnaLynne McCord has a popsicle

It was a hot day at the beach in LA, so AnnaLynne McCord had a popsicle called the Big Stick, and if only there was some kind of joke to be made about her on her back getting hotter and wetter until she finally took that Big Stick in her mouth and finished it off with her tongue. I may have to come back to this one. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery id="6774"]

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AnnaLynne McCord accidentally tweeted a topless pic

AnnaLynne McCord sent a picture of herself to one of her followers on twitter, not realizing that you could see her nipple in it. Once her followers told her what she'd done, she replaced the original with a cropped version. So really it was just a simple mistake that anyone could make. I bet I couldn't even count the number of times I've accidentally sent a picture of my dick to someone. Oh wait yes I can count the...

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AnnaLynne McCord is a real trooper

AnnaLynne McCord filmed some hot tub scenes for ‘90210' yesterday, at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey from the looks of it, which is noteworthy because it's December. The only thing worse than being cold is being cold and wet, and the only thing worse than that is being cold and wet and a guy who is surrounded by a bunch of hot actresses. Which is what this guy is figuring out. When he gets out, the ladies are sure...

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AnnaLynne McCord gets it

If I were going on a date with a girl, I would totally stare at her tits every chance I got, so if she was wearing a dress like this one it would really get things off on the right foot. I'd be like, "hey, I really appreciate you being so cool about this." (image source of annalynne mccord on the set of 90210 yesterday = splash and bauer griffin) [gallery id="7346"]

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AnnaLynne McCord is a tease

AnnaLynne McCord was on the set of ‘90210‘ in Hollywood yesterday, because apparently that show is still on the air, and whoever gave her those pasties, thus preventing me from seeing her tits, can suck it. I hate you and I hope someone pushes you in front of a train. (image source = splash) [gallery ids="917032,917042,917052,917062,917071,917072,917081,917102,917112,917121,917131,917141"]

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never mind. 90210 is awesome.

So after looking at more pictures, apparently this episode of '90210' has Annalynne McCord and a new character played by Megalyn Echikunwoke fighting in bikinis with pugil sticks. And that's why Annalynne is covered with slime. And in the end Megalyn dies because it was to the death. It's a good way to go I guess. (image source = pacific coast and bauer griffin and flynet) [gallery id="7576"]

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90210 is a Japanese game show now

'90210' filmed some scenes for the show in manhattan beach yesterday, and for the second time in two weeks the episode revolves around getting Annalynne McCord in a bikini and then covering her with goo. It's basically 'You Can't Do That on Television' now but no one will get all preachy when you masturbate to it. (image source = pacific coast and bauer griffin and flynet) [gallery id="7577"]

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