Anne Hathaway Cried at the Gym

Tales of crying at the gym are the female equivalent of men happening to bring up high school sports stories in their primal drum circles. Largely invented myths that bond the genders. If you're a celebrity trying to recast your public persona and never cried at the gym, your press agent will set you up with a decent ringer.

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Anne Hathaway Pregnancy Hike

Anne Hathaway took a hike over the weekend to show off that she's pregnant and that the skinny gay dude next to her put that baby inside of her. Her husband is140 pounds wet but look what he done did, that sexual beast. Brag to your friends about the half pound of sympathy weight you put on when you accidentally consumed gluten. We know you cry during sex. It gets better. Photo Credit: FameFlynet [gallery id="1404"]

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Anne Hathaway In Control

Anne Hathaway is the totem head of women obliged to offer a bogus excuse for posting bikini pics. Hathaway fired off a blurry beach Instagram designed to remind everybody that she's pregnant and her husband isn't as gay as his boyfriend believes. So, posting a bikini pic is a little out of character for me, but just now while I was at the beach I noticed I was being photographed. I figure if this kind of photo is...

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Anne Hathaway Nip Slip for The Intern

For all the animosity toward her high maintenance Bohemian artist shtick, Anne Hathaway does movie premieres well. At Les Miserables she flashed her bare vagina. For The Intern, you get a nipple. Maybe she thinks less of this film. There's no singing. Twice a year she likes to remind everybody they'd lie and say how smart and amazing she is just for the chance to fuck her. She understands how the business used to...read more

Anne Hathaway: Boner Killer And Shit Around The Web

Anne Hathaway may be the least sexy woman who would never sleep with me. Think about that for a moment and how sadly it reflects on the both of us. Behold the unsexy. (Popoholic) Emma Frain shows off her bare titties. (Egotastic All-Stars) Lady Gaga totally eats it while getting in her car. (TMZ) Wait, when did Ariel Winter get hot? (Drunken Stepfather) Jenna Jenovich is an Instagram chick with huge tits. (Hollywood...

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Anne Hathaway in A Bikini

Anne Hathaway has the world's worstbukkake porn face. We know you don't like it, but put on a smiley face. Stop thinking about the drought. If this were real cum you'd feel less guilty. Anne Hathaway is one of the hardest celebrities to capture in any kind of revealing outfit because she hates the way her body looks almost as much as the guy she married who at least pretends. She's not a bad looking girl. Learn to...

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Anne Hathaway Lip Syncs (VIDEO)

Anne Hathaway miming Miley Cyrus is not as shocking as learning there's a show called Lip Sync battle on Spike. Isn't Miley Cyrus lip syncing her own songs already? Did everyone at the last Spike creative meeting try to hide in the back until the Chipotle arrived? I'm left with only questions when all I wanted was to pretend that karaoke was better left to the drunk girls in accounting. C'mon, Spike. I'm prepared to...

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Anne Hathaway Learns to Love Herself

There comes a time in every truly obnoxious person's life when they must accept the fact that only their opinion of themselves matters. It's not easy completely dismissing the thoughts of the rest of the world and embracing the indisputable truth of your own ego. But if you are to be one super twatty annoying piehole, this is a must. Anne Hathaway tells the dig deeper journalists at Elle magazine that fame used to be...

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Anne Hathaway Vows to Be Less Horrible

Anne Hathaway is trying to seem more down to Earth to stop people from wanting to punch her oversized mouth. Around the time she won the Oscar for bleating like a menstruating cat in Les Miserables, the American public turned on their precious fucking sweetheart. Her false modesty, diva behavior, and general twattiness made people treat her like a Fukushima tuna. Internet trollers even organized a posse they called...read more

Anne Hathaway's Nipples Look High Maintenance

If you put a seashell to your ear, you can hear Anne Hathaway's nipples bitching at you. It's not the overly obvious type of verbal incursion, more the subtle toll taking as if those nipples were the clapper on some suicide by shaving death knell. I might be projecting. But that's what I see when I look at Anne Hathaway dressed like a middle-aged woman on her period at the beach. Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Pacific...

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We Almost Lost Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway staged a near drowning in Hawaii so that her husband could rescue her in front of the paparazzi and regain the masculinity he first felt when Anne grabbed him by the wrist and told him he was going to be her husband. Anne flailed her arms a full ten feet off the coastline of Hawaii when an oceanographically inexplicable rip tide threatened to take away the world's greatest actress. She screamed out for...

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Anne Hathaway In A Bikini

Anne Hathaway and her emasculated husband have been enjoying their Hawaiian getaway. It's a good chance for Anne to be reclusive and self-important in a place with slightly nicer beaches. Slap on the top hat and order your bitch to tote your beach bag while you give the public a peek at your small serious actress boobs to remind them you're fucking, Fantine, the singing dying prostitute who had to sell her hair. You...

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Anne Hathaway Runs Into The Paparazzo Whose Car She Dog-Shat

Oh, the embarrassment. No, not letting everybody see you out with your foppish, electric BMW driving husband. Running into the paparazzo who's car you left dog shit on the week before because he had the gall to make you famous and self-important and easily irritated. I hate when that happens. Anne handled the situation with tremendous aplomb, staring down at the ground questioning why God would give her so much talent...

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Anne Hathaway Makes Breast Cancer Event All About Her

Anne Hathaway won't be winning any fans after her people sent a teen girl texting type email to the organizers of the breast cancer awareness event The Pink Party with her crazy demands. It seems that the diva doesn't want anyone to talk, look at, interview, photograph, or generally breathe on her. You know, because an event to raise money to combat one of the biggest killer of women is all about Anne and 'respecting...

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Anne Hathaway Apparently Started A Ska Band

Anne Hathaway went out for a stroll to see some friends in California yesterday. Well, at least I think it's Anne. The person in these pictures also looks kind of like a guy I knew who worked at a Dunkin Donuts and played bass guitar in a Sublime tribute band. But the credits say that it's Anne Hathaway, so I assume that she was locked inside of a Ross store for the past week and had to settle for what was on the...

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