We Almost Lost Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway staged a near drowning in Hawaii so that her husband could rescue her in front of the paparazzi and regain the masculinity he first felt when Anne grabbed him by the wrist and told him he was going to be her husband. Anne flailed her arms a full ten feet... read more

Anne Hathaway In A Bikini

Anne Hathaway and her emasculated husband have been enjoying their Hawaiian getaway. It's a good chance for Anne to be reclusive and self-important in a place with slightly nicer beaches. Slap on the top hat and order your bitch to tote your beach bag while you give the... read more

Anne Hathaway Runs Into The Paparazzo Whose Car She Dog-Shat

Oh, the embarrassment. No, not letting everybody see you out with your foppish, electric BMW driving husband. Running into the paparazzo who's car you left dog shit on the week before because he had the gall to make you famous and self-important and easily irritated. I... read more

Anne Hathaway Makes Breast Cancer Event All About Her

Anne Hathaway won't be winning any fans after her people sent a teen girl texting type email to the organizers of the breast cancer awareness event The Pink Party with her crazy demands. It seems that the diva doesn't want anyone to talk, look at, interview, photograph,... read more

Anne Hathaway Apparently Started A Ska Band

Anne Hathaway went out for a stroll to see some friends in California yesterday. Well, at least I think it's Anne. The person in these pictures also looks kind of like a guy I knew who worked at a Dunkin Donuts and played bass guitar in a Sublime tribute band. But the... read more

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't... read more

Scarlett Johansson tried out for Les Misérables

Scarlett Johansson may be the toast of Broadway for her portrayal of Maggie in 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof', but the only true acting is movie acting, where you're given endless chances at saying two or three lines at a time under optimal circumstances then having everything... read more

Anne Hathaway is dark and brooding

Anne Hathaway was one of the many big stars in New York last night for the 2013 National Board of Review Awards, and after that she went over to the organic coffee house to read some of her goth poetry. (image source = getty, wenn, splash) [gallery guid=806335] read more

Anne Hathaway is "devastated" over those other pictures

If there's one thing the internet is good at, it's showing you vaginas you'd never see otherwise; such was the case yesterday with Anne Hathaway. Suffice to say Anne was upset about this while talking to a writer from Vanity Fair at a luncheon at the Four Seasons in New... read more

its Anne Hathaway, her vagina at the Les Mis premiere

I don't know if that SUV was that high on purpose, but if I was a producer and there was some famous hot girl in my movie, everyone would arrive at the premiere by monster truck or zip line. (images of hathaway at mondays premiere of 'les miserables' in nyc = splash,... read more

Anne Hathaway got married

For months leading up to Kim Kardashians wedding, we heard every detail, and all her endorsement deals were right out in the open, but Anne Hathaway snuck off to Big Sur this weekend to marry Adam Shulman, her boyfriend for the past 4 years, and it was a total surprise.... read more

Anne Hathaway is "an insufferable snob"

Anne Hathaway certainly appears to be a nice person, but she's also very attractive, and the fact is that most attractive women are black hearted monsters. Sometimes they're even a demon that has taken the form of a human woman in order to steal a mans semen and father a... read more