Ashley Greene Condo Fire Case Cracked

After Ashley Greene's condo burned down last year someone found a crack pipe in it, according to her building manager Adrian Mayorga. Apart from spreading sensationalized rumors about her, Mayorga is suing Greene for respiratory damage he incurred while huffing smoke from the flames. He is also insinuating Greene and the other two people in the place being fucked up could have led to the fire, since after they...

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Ashley Greene Had A Nice Workout

Ashley Greene should have been one of the few actors to make it out of the Twilight franchise with some star potential, but aside from a few roles in things that nobody cared about, she hasn't been doing much of anything. That doesn't really matter, though, as long as she keeps taking long walks to the gym in her workout clothes, because this should be enough to make her one of the most successful actresses in the...

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Ashley Greene Is Dating This Random Guy

Ashley Greene could be a neo-Nazi with a horrible secret past of murdering children, but even if that was true she'd still be the hottest kid-killing Hitler fan out there. That's why it's kind of disappointing that she's dating this random bearded guy in a tank top instead of someone a lot more famous. Of course, even if she was dating a huge star, it'd still be my right as a guy who writes shit on the Internet to...

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Ashley Greene Is A Considerate Daredevil

Twilight actress Ashley Greene seems like a very nice young woman, as evidenced by some of the photos that she posts to her Instagram account. For example, this photo and this photo both feature things that appeal to me and many other men throughout the world, and they make me want to see Ashley in more films that don't involve really shitty acting and the least scariest vampires ever. Yesterday, she added the above...

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Ashley Greene In GQ Russia

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Ashley Greene's Condo Just Burned Down

Residents in the building who live near Ashley tell TMZ ... Ashley's brother and assistant had been going in and out of the condo all morning. One resident says she heard glass exploding in Ashley's condo. I guess I have a suspicious mind, but this sounds pretty suspicious to me, right before a fire takes out the whole place, including one of Ashley's dogs. Which pisses me off, because I love dogs. Even the bitchy...

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What The Crap, MTV?

America teenagers are really stupid (See: the success of Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber) and MTV is run by people who are very good at taking advantage of that stupidity. So despite the fact that no intelligent adult has watched the MTV Movie Awards in at least 10 years, the network confidently announced the nominees yesterday of its annual celebration of actors who will show up to anything. In case you needed a...

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Ashley Greene has red hair now

Remember this episode of 'the Simpsons' where it turns out Lisa is really good at gambling on football but thinks it's wrong so Homer tells her it's like how ice cream is better with hot fudge and whipped cream and those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up, and Lisa concludes, "so gambling makes a good thing even better." Hot girls with red hair are like that. Ashley Greene is awesome; Ashley Greene with red hair...

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Ashley Greene won the bikini contest

Ashley Greene looked absolutely terrific in a bikini yesterday after going paddle boarding in Malibu, and not that it even matters but she was with some dork. I don't know who he is. It might have said his name. I didn't even look, that's how little I care. So if he were to have some sort of unfortunate "accident", obviously I wouldn't know anything about that. (image source = akm images/gsi media) [gallery...

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Ashley Greene is photogenic

Ashley Greene remains the one and only good thing to come out of the 'Twilight' series, especially since almost none of their advice about fighting wolves translates over to the real world. That's extremely irresponsible film making. I could have been seriously hurt. (image source = the august issue of esquire)read more

um, hey there Ashley Greene

I have no idea what iHeartRadio is, or what the iHeartRadio Music Festival was, but it was in Vegas this weekend at the MGM, and they had Ashley Greene in a magic dress that made her boobs quadruple in size. Is there a festival for those dresses. Because I would be way more interested in attending that. (image source = getty) [gallery...

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Ashley Green is part of an awesome trend

Just a few hours after Kourtney Kardashian went shopping yesterday on Melrose, dressed in a flimsy and awesomely short skirt (shorts?), Ashley Green wore something almost identical in Beverly Hills. And both outfits had floral prints on them that were so astoundingly ugly that if flowers actually looked like that, people would burn them wherever they appeared. So either this is my favorite new fashion trend, or it's...

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Ashley Greene is resilient

It was just yesterday morning when a rep announced that Ashley Greene had broken up with Joe Jonas after dating for 8 months. Immediately after that she spent the rest of the day with Jared Followill, the bass player for Kings of Leon. Who ever could have guessed that an attractive woman would be an ice cold, black-hearted monster who cares nothing of the trail of broken hearts she leaves in her wake? Not me! (image...

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Ashley Greene helped push Demi Lovato over the edge

Long before Demi Lovato left the Jonas Brothers tour and checked into a treatment center this weekend, reportedly to address her cutting issues, she was dating Joe Jonas. Which no doubt would make it awkward to be touring with Joe Jonas. Especially since he's with Ashley Greene now. E! says... However, things came to a breaking point in recent months. "After she split with Joe, it was just a whole bunch of drama, very...

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Ashley Greene knows how to dress

Adobe is pretty full of themselves considering their main product is Photoshop, which they charge 800 dollars for, and that's mostly used by people like me to investigate any possible celebrity camel toes and x-ray their shirts. That company needs to mellow the fuck out. [gallery id="8426"]

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