Ashley Judd Has Plans for Her Ambassadorship

Ashley Judd was appointed as Goodwill Ambassador by the United Nations. So you know it's not an important or meaningful position. A press release stated that Judd is "a passionate advocate of the right of every girl and boy to enter adulthood safely." Bold stance. Judd also went on to say, "Being a girl is not a crime." Now you're just speaking crazy. Human rights area myth. Like the clitoris. No one is entitled to...

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Ashley Judd Was Harassed Hard

Ashley Judd has previously recalled stories of rape, molestations, and incest by unnamed adult males. She's suing Twitter trolls for sexually lame attacks on her after a University of Kentucky sports tweet. Nowshe's come out with a tale of illegal sexual harassment by an unnamed studio chief in the late 90's. Judd claims she reveals these tales as they come back to her, in the name of providing empowering examples for...

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Ashley Judd's Internet Troll Crusade The Best Celebrity Internet Troll Crusade Yet This Week

Attacking social media trolls is the new me-too take for celebrities who in 2015 have suddenly become aware of the trolls who've existed since it was the ARPANET in the 70's and Armydudes were calling Navy dudes dipshit fag nuts via teletext. Guyswho called Ashley Judd a cunt on Twitter or talked about wishing they could shove their obviously large dicks in her ass deserve a beatdown as all insanely stupid people do....

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Ashley Judd Hands Feeds Trolls

Ashley Judd is suing a bunch of Internet trolls who called her a whoreand a cunt and told her to suck dicks on Twitter because she doesn't know how to hit ignore and she thinks Curt Schilling is a hero. Judd was watching NCAA basketball because she is a Kentucky fan and clearly has lots of time on her hands to watch entire conference tournaments and sue people's Twitter handles. She tweeted: "Arkansas is playing...

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Ashley Judd Can't Afford Bras

If you're like me, you've been waiting patiently for Dolphin Tales 2, the sequel to the film about one plucky little girl or boy, I can't remember, who helps rescue a cute as fuck dolphin who lost its tale to the Gorton's Fisherman's hook. As with all her roles of the past decade, the actress whose face used to look like Ashley Judd played the single mom trying to do right by her kids. Transitioning into the mom in...

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Ashley Judd Refuses To Become The Hottest Senator

I'll admit that the headline would have been a lot better if Ashley Judd had announced that she was running for Senate in 2003, but have you looked at America's politicians lately? She's still a 10 compared to most of those bridge trolls. But it's a moot point now, because the daughter of Naomi Judd admitted yesterday that she has no plans of running for senate in Kentucky, despite previously claiming that she'd make...

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Gerard Butler Wants to Have Sex With Ashley Judd

Gerard Butler wants to have sex with every woman. He's had sex with every woman. But at the premiere of his movie Olympus Has Fallen last night, he checked Ashley Judd up and down like he was plotting his specific penile point of entry. You and I couldn't get away with this sexual visual scrubdown of Ashley Judd. But when Gerard Butler does it, it's a compliment. We'd be slapped, most likely with a lawsuit, if not an...

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Ashley Judd might run for Senate

Ashley Judd has been famous for like 15 years, and never once have I heard anyone say, "you know what would be great? If she were a Senator." That's because it's a dumb idea. The Hollywood movie star and eighth-generation Kentuckian is seriously exploring a 2014 run for the Senate to take on the powerful Republican leader, four people familiar with the matter tell Politico. In recent weeks, Judd has spoken with Sen....

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Ashley Judds husband won the Indianapolis 500 again

Dario Franchitti of Scotland won the Indianapolis 500 for the third time since 2007 on Sunday, and of course his wife Ashley Judd (they've been married since 2001) was right there front and center for pictures and interviews when he was done. I wish football was more like that. Every time I watch the Saints I think, "Forget about Drew Brees, what I'd really like to know is what his wife thinks." (image source = getty)...

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Ashley Judd was raped and abused as a child

Ashley Judd has written a biography that goes on sale today called "All That Is Bitter & Sweet", and in it she talks about her surprisingly neglectful, abusive, and drug filled childhood. Radar says... "My mother, while she was transforming herself into the Naomi Judd, created an origin myth for the Judds that did not match my reality." When she was 4, her parent's marriage dissolved and Naomi had a new man move...

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