Ashley Tisdale Pasties

If you can make out Ashley Tisdale's pasties, don't worry, she's selling them online along with her makeup and accessory tips and productd. Who doesn't want to look like Natalie Portman pubescent in The Professional. You're thirty and trading off High School Musical. Are... read more

Vanessa Hudgens And Ashley Tisdale Merge Leggings

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those shocked by the Stephen Collins' admissions and those who have even been kid actors coming up in Hollywood. Corey Feldman is the Jose Canseco of former child actors. He wrote the book on the pedophiles and pederasts that... read more

Vanessa Hudgens Throws a Bachelorette Party in A Bikini

It's well established through urban legend, porn plot #178, and office gossip that bachelorette parties are far wilder than you're typical guys bachelor parties. By the time men get to bachelor parties, they're just doing mostly the same shit they've done a dozen times... read more

Ashley Tisdale Goes Braless

Nobody is wearing bras anymore in this town. It used to be for some feminist rebellion, now I just think it's because women figured there's no point in ripping up their pecs at the gym five days a week if they're going to strap on the underwire and fake the shape. I... read more

MySpace Threw A Party, Invited All The Cool Kids

MySpace is apparently back with a brand new design, and the people behind it celebrated last night by throwing a party at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles with a bunch of really cool young people to let you know how hip it is. Among the stars in attendance were Vanessa... read more

Ashley Tisdale's Stalker Threatened To Kill Her

When you give everyone an unfiltered open forum like Twitter, you're bound to come across a few assholes, and while most of them spend their 140 characters bitching about politics or sports, some end up being just a little more psychotic than others. For instance, a guy... read more

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens Can Be Peeped

Yep, it's really been seven years since you were left holding your dong in your hands and trying not to remember any of the songs from High School Musical as you met Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale for the very first time. As gay and almost statutorial rapey as that... read more

Ashley Tisdale is easily relaxed

Ashley Tisdale spent some time relaxing by the pool at the Bacara Resort and Spa in Santa Barbara, and then some time screaming in terror when she opened her eyes and saw the paparazzi on a ledge 10 feet above her. How soothing that must be. Maybe next time they could... read more

Ashley Tisdale went to the gym

Ashley Tisdale went to a gym in West Hollywood yesterday, and may have become the new Brooke Hogan in the process because the pictures get a lot better when you can only see her body (just like with Brooke). If for no other reason than you won't be distracted by her... read more

hey there Ashley Tisdale

Ashley Tisdale left a gym in West Hollywood yesterday in a little half shirt that showed off her abs, making this the best Ashley Tisdale could ever look. Unless she were to get huge implants, like I've repeatedly begged her to in my letters. Did she even look at the... read more

Monday morning headlines

MARIAH CAREY - gave birth to twins this weekend in LA (a boy and a girl though their names have not been disclosed), then renewed her wedding vows with Nick Cannon in a ceremony conducted by that mushmouth Al Sharpton. Or at least she thinks she did. It's entirely... read more

Kaley Cuoco and others are naked in Allure magazine

Kaley Cuoco of Big Bang Theory, Bridget Moynahan of that one movie where Will Smith played a reluctant hero, Ashley Tisdale of some Disney thing I can't remember, and Keri Hilson of I couldn't even guess (I'm racist so I'll assume a Tyler Perry movie) are all in the new... read more