Ashley Tisdale Pasties

If you can make out Ashley Tisdale's pasties, don't worry, she's selling them online along with her makeup and accessory tips and productd. Who doesn't want to look like Natalie Portman pubescent in The Professional. You're thirty and trading off High School Musical. Are you not seeing those commercials for careers in Private Investigation and Dialysis Nursing? Online learning allows you the freedom to take dirty 900...

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Vanessa Hudgens And Ashley Tisdale Merge Leggings

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those shocked by the Stephen Collins' admissions and those who have even been kid actors coming up in Hollywood. Corey Feldman is the Jose Canseco of former child actors. He wrote the book on the pedophiles and pederasts that fill Hollywood in unduly large numbers and everybody laughed at him. Just like Canseco on steroids. Two unlikable losers who happened to be telling...read more

Vanessa Hudgens Throws a Bachelorette Party in A Bikini

It's well established through urban legend, porn plot #178, and office gossip that bachelorette parties are far wilder than you're typical guys bachelor parties. By the time men get to bachelor parties, they're just doing mostly the same shit they've done a dozen times before, only without a wet blanket future in law tag-along. Even the Hangover movie series couldn't get past number one without running out of ideas....read more

Ashley Tisdale Goes Braless

Nobody is wearing bras anymore in this town. It used to be for some feminist rebellion, now I just think it's because women figured there's no point in ripping up their pecs at the gym five days a week if they're going to strap on the underwire and fake the shape. I wouldn't pay $250 an hour to see Tracy Anderson if she couldn't get my man boobs in commando shape for the summer. Good for you, Ashley Tisdale. You don't...

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MySpace Threw A Party, Invited All The Cool Kids

MySpace is apparently back with a brand new design, and the people behind it celebrated last night by throwing a party at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles with a bunch of really cool young people to let you know how hip it is. Among the stars in attendance were Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and Maxim's No. 1 on the Hot 100 list, Miley Cyrus, who once again wasn't even the hottest woman at a MySpace party on a...

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Ashley Tisdale's Stalker Threatened To Kill Her

When you give everyone an unfiltered open forum like Twitter, you're bound to come across a few assholes, and while most of them spend their 140 characters bitching about politics or sports, some end up being just a little more psychotic than others. For instance, a guy named Nicholas Fiore has Tweeted at Ashley Tisdale (seen above confusing the Scary Movie 5 premiere with the Oscars) more than 18,000 times in two...

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Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens Can Be Peeped

Yep, it's really been seven years since you were left holding your dong in your hands and trying not to remember any of the songs from High School Musical as you met Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale for the very first time. As gay and almost statutorial rapey as that Disney musical experience was, it has blossomed, into two still tiny, but pretty damn hot young women who are still best friends, and gym partners. On...

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Ashley Tisdale is easily relaxed

Ashley Tisdale spent some time relaxing by the pool at the Bacara Resort and Spa in Santa Barbara, and then some time screaming in terror when she opened her eyes and saw the paparazzi on a ledge 10 feet above her. How soothing that must be. Maybe next time they could throw some snakes on her too. (image source = fame/flynet) [gallery ids="1076521,1076522,1076532,1076541,1076542,1076551,1076561"]

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Ashley Tisdale went to the gym

Ashley Tisdale went to a gym in West Hollywood yesterday, and may have become the new Brooke Hogan in the process because the pictures get a lot better when you can only see her body (just like with Brooke). If for no other reason than you won't be distracted by her weird little nose, which looks like it's always being pinched shut by an invisible clothes pin or something. (image source = wenn) [gallery id="7213"]

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hey there Ashley Tisdale

Ashley Tisdale left a gym in West Hollywood yesterday in a little half shirt that showed off her abs, making this the best Ashley Tisdale could ever look. Unless she were to get huge implants, like I've repeatedly begged her to in my letters. Did she even look at the nude sketches I did? I don't know why I even bothered! (image source = flynet) [gallery id="7604"]

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Monday morning headlines

MARIAH CAREY - gave birth to twins this weekend in LA (a boy and a girl though their names have not been disclosed), then renewed her wedding vows with Nick Cannon in a ceremony conducted by that mushmouth Al Sharpton. Or at least she thinks she did. It's entirely possible she's now married to Al Sharpton. (thr) JUSTIN BIEBER - had eggs thrown at him in Australia this weekend. Eggs? Is there a battery shortage down...

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Kaley Cuoco and others are naked in Allure magazine

Kaley Cuoco of Big Bang Theory, Bridget Moynahan of that one movie where Will Smith played a reluctant hero, Ashley Tisdale of some Disney thing I can't remember, and Keri Hilson of I couldn't even guess (I'm racist so I'll assume a Tyler Perry movie) are all in the new Allure magazine nude issue, their annual gimmick so girls you've kind of heard of can get attention they don't deserve. How long have they been doing...

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Ashley Tisdale and her bikini are disapointing

Ashley Tisdale and her boyfriend, whose name I forgot to write down but who cares, were at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and it was every bit as dull and unsatisfying as you might imagine. She's allegedly 25 but her bikini still hangs off her and bunches up in this creepy way. It's like watching a thirteen-year-old, except I dont have to alert management that I'm there and have them sign my paperwork. (source =...

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ashley tisdale is a natural 10

Ashley Tisdale tried to sneak away from the paparazzi today in Los Angeles, but they caught her anyway and captured her natural beauty in these pictures. She better hope this is the only time she's caught today. Next time it could be the cops, for being so sexy it's illegal. The charge: stealing her beauty from the rainbow. (source = inf daily) [gallery id="9164"]

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brace yourself for boredom

'High School Musical' star Ashley Tisdale is in Mexico today, and sites like Tyler are pretty much obligated to post pictures like this, so I apologize. She's so GD boring. She's not ugly, she's not pretty, her body isn't good but it's not awful either. She's completely average in every way. I doubt I could even get an erection with this dull mess, and I'm a serial rapist who targets blonds. Oh crap, I only meant to...

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