Aubrey O'Day and That Other Chick Braless

Aubrey O'Day and the other chick still left in Danity Kane celebrated the release of their new computer generated album outside an off-strip Wendy's in Las Vegas. Neither of the girls wore bras which represents the better part of their musical contribution to an album whose buyers should be tagged like migratory birds so we might track their movements and store it in our Shit Stupid People Do database. Stupid people...

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What If Danity Kane Reunited and Nobody Noticed?

Who can forget where they were when they heard Aubrey O'Day had left Danity Kane? Aubrey didn't quit so much as Sean Combs fired her for having vagina lust. Aubrey showed them all by growing her totally natural breasts two cup sizes entirely through the power of prayer. She then released a solo album that got solid airplay on Channel 7 Contemporary on United Airlines headset radio. The Danity Kane girls have reunited...

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Aubrey ODay's Career Seems to Be Going Well

I'm not sure what Aubrey O'Day has been up to in the six years since Diddy kicked her out of his fake MTV girl group. Whatever she's been doing, she seems to be really crushing it. Not just anybody can afford an older Asian hermaphrodite to cinch their waist so tight that their tits inflate like a balloon animal. Aubrey looks like a million bucks in that dress, though I'm guessing her date for the evening will be...

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Aubrey O'Day is Looking Pretty Good

Now that Danity Kane is a thing again and people are apparently paying money to see them perform (although I don't have any proof of that), the girl group's only real star, Aubrey O'Day, is getting more exposure. For instance, as she told her Instagram followers and general perverts yesterday, she's been posing for a new lingerie shoot, and the purpose of such disclosure is twofold. For starters, she's letting us know...

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Aubrey O'Day's Breasts Attended The American Music Awards

Last night, the crown jewel of music award ceremonies that nobody really gives a rat's ass about, the American Music Awards, took place in Los Angeles, and everyone from Miley Cyrus to Taylor Swift showed up to pat each other on the backs for making America's children stupider by the minute. The members of Danity Kane were also there, probably to everyone's surprise, and I don't know if this is the first time they've...

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Aubrey O'Day Shows Off Her Cleavage And Under Boob On Instagram

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Aubrey O'Day Wants You To Know She's Not Fat

Aubrey O'Day hasn't ever been mistaken for a runway model, in that she's always been a little bit big-boned. I don't want to necessarily say that she's fat, but if she didn't have huge tits to always distract me, I'd probably say that she's fat. At least that's how she looked last month in Maui, where she looked like she was auditioning for COPS. But Aubrey wants us all to know that she's totally not fat, so she's...

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Aubrey O'Day's Breasts Reunited With Danity Kane

If you're one of the 12 people on this planet desperately waiting for Aubrey O'Day and those other girls to reunite for a new Danity Kane album and tour, then you are in luck. The 29-year old singer and professional tit-squisher apparently had lunch with three of her old girl group counterparts in Los Angeles on Monday, and they were joined by a new agent, because Aubrey wants to reunite for a new album and tour....

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Aubrey O'Day needs a new bikini

Hey look, it's Aubrey O'Day in a bikini on Miami Beach yesterday. Lookin good Aubrey! Love those big tits! Be sure to empty out your diaper first if you're gonna go in the water! (image source = inf) [gallery ids="1068201,1068211,1068212,1068222,1068232,1068242,1068251,1068261,1068262,1068271,1068272,1068281,1068282,1068292,1068302,1068311,1068321,1068322,1068332,1068341,1068351,1068352,1068361,1068371,1068381"]

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Aubrey O'Day has emotional support dogs

Aubrey O'Day posted this picture on her instagram (side note: i fucking hate instagram. why can't you navigate around on that piece of shit? if you use it i sincerely hate you) from first class on Virgin America, which allowed her two dogs to fly with her because they're classified as Emotional Support Animals. So yes, you can't bring nail clippers, but you can bring live dogs. Which I dont really care about except...

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Aubrey O'Day Wants to be Taken Seriously Now

In Aubrey O'Day's recent interview with Huffpost Celebrity, she would have you believe that not only is she a serious businesswoman, but also the producers of her latest debacle, Celebrity Apprentice, actually altered their show plans to acquiesce her: I literally have been underestimated my entire career," she told The Huffington Post. "I think ‘Celebrity Apprentice' has roles they want to fit people in and I was the...

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Charlie Sheen edition headlines

If you told 10 people that you were planning to go on TV with some porn stars and call yourself a warlock and say how much you love drugs and tell your boss to go fuck himself, I bet almost none of them would say, "Oh yeah that's a good idea." And yet that's what Charlie Sheen is expecting from people who work with him, specifically his Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer. But Cryer hasn't, and Sheen is handling it...

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getting dressed is easy

I told myself I would never mention Aubrey O'Day or Kendra Wilkinson on this page again because their manager is a jackass and so fuck him, but I'm not made of stone. Aubrey was at the clearly-made-up-for-press-coverage California Entertainer of the Year banquet last night, and her breasts looked enormous. Her dress, presumably made of material from earth, was no match for something so fantastic, and so she spent the...

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afternoon headlines

KARL MALDEN - died today at the age of 97. He won the Academy Award in 1951 for "A Streetcar Named Desire". How did he die? What am I, a scientist? (source = yahoo) R KELLY - might have had his home raided by Chicago police today searching for evidence of statutory rape. Reports say his current girlfriend is 17, the age of consent in Illinois. Police want to know how old she was when they started "dating". This is...

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good news for jessica simpson

Over the weekend pictures turned up and it turns out Jessica Simpson has gross veins in her boobs now (relive the magic here). And not subtle ones either. It’s like a map of rivers. But good news for Jess, because Aubrey O'Day was at Fashion Week in New York and it turns out hers are even worse. Look, no one wants to hump Aubrey more than me, but this is gross. It would be like licking a bodybuilders calf.(picture...

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