Aubrey Plaza Pistol Shrimps (VIDEO)

Aubrey Plaza and a bunch of other female celebrities who you've never heard of so not celebrities have a women's basketball league in West Hollywood. Unlike the WNBA, it's not subsidized heavily by the male version of the sport. Like the WNBA, nobody cares.read more

Aubrey Plaza Thong Peek In "Dirty Grandpa"

Every worthwhile moment in Dirty Grandpa centers around about seven seconds of Aubrey Plaza in her underwear. The remainder is a consistently topless Zac Efron and Robert DeNiro making everybody wonder why he didn't save more money making movies that weren't super fucking embarrassing. Watching people who were once on top now turning tricks for Lotto scratchers is the worst. Actually, Zac Efron continuing to land...

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Designated Ugly Fat Friend

Now that women have more power in Hollywood, they're making movies for teen girls exactly like men used to make them. Every high school movie has to be about an ugly duckling who turns the tables on the popular girls and wins the guy. This is the nearly precise definition of pornography for young women. This will never happen to you, but for a few minutes you can tickle your genitals pretending it might. Just like I...

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Aubrey Plaza Wears Lingerie In "Ned Rifle"

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Amy Poehler And Aubrey Plaza Are Making The Nerds All Hot

Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza attended the Hollywood premiere of something called Afternoon Delight yesterday, and that must have had all of the hipster comedy fanboys going crazy, because these girls are like Viagra to them. To make it even better, Aubrey laid her head on Amy's chest ever so gently, while she probably whispered something like, "Let's perform improv while we scissor," and a bunch of magazines named...

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Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini in GQ Magazine

Here's Aubrey Plaza in GQ. She's in the new movie The To-Do List playing a good looking high school girl who wants to learn how to blow dudes before she goes away to college. I remember those girls from high school. I mostly just called them the girls who forgot my name and called me 'loser'. Or, Tammy for short. Photo Credit: GQ Maagazine [gallery ids="1481942,1481952,1481962,1481972,1481982"]

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Aubrey Plaza Pulls An Obvious Publicity Stunt (VIDEO)

The MTV Movie Awards that nobody watched had a "tense" moment when Parks And Recreation Star Aubrey Plaza tried to take an award from Will Ferrell. She had the name of her latest movie, The To Do List, written on her chest in what can only be described as a huge coincidence. She rushed the stage and had a brief awkward tug-of-war with Ferrell and his award before sitting back down. MTV claimed they were shocked by it...

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