Nickleback Gets Dumped And Shit Around The Web

Canadian skateboard enthusiast and singer Avril Lavigne has split with Chad Kroeger from Nickleback. I guess she came to the conclusion we all know: nothing that has ever happened is as terrible as Nickleback. Read more about Canadian heartbreak. (TMZ) Hannah May Rose takes off her clothes outside. (Egotastic All-Stars) These are the hottest NFL cheerleaders. (Busted Coverage) Wanna see Chloe Sevigny's tampon string?...read more

Avril Lavigne Doesn't Hate The Orientals Like You Think She Does

As the music world knows by now, Avril Lavigne and her Nickelback life partner have released another bit of culture sheizen into the archives of all things inexplicably horrible. It's Hello Kitty, as if an afflicted girl who has been staring catatonic at the wall for a decade suddenly burst into a Sailor Moon song as an aneurism took her from this earth. It's wretched. But is it racist? Meh, not really. Or according...

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Avril Lavigne Must Be Stopped (VIDEO)

As fast as people can complain about what a terrible song and video it is, Avril Lavigne's latest, "Hello Kitty," is being pulled from YouTube, and that's probably a very good thing. Co-written by her husband Chad Kroeger, "Hello Kitty" is an orgy of awful sounds and incredibly stupid lyrics, ushering Canada's leading wannabe female punk rocker into a new era of ripping Gwen Stefani off. And just like when Gwen...

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Avril Lavigne Probably Isn't Pregnant After All

There had been rumors going around that Chad Kroeger had knocked Avril Lavigne up shortly after they were married in July, and that was scary because it would have been the first sign of the impending apocalypse. At least, I'm pretty sure my bible studies mentioned something about Satan conquering the Earth thanks to the spawn of Canada's biggest rock stars. But it has been several months since those rumors began, and...

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Deryck Whibley Took Avril Lavigne's Name When They Married

If it wasn't already bad enough that his wife divorced him only to eventually marry the lead singer of Nickelback, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley has finally filed the proper paperwork to legally change his name back to Deryck Jason Whibley. That's because after he married Avril Lavigne in 2006, Deryck legally became Deryck Jason Lavigne Whibley, according to E!, and if VH1 still pumped out those Behind the Music...

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Avril Lavigne Still Looks Kind Of Pregnant

Avril Lavigne hosted an album release party last night at FINALE in New York City, and obviously our hearts go out to the people who were chained inside the building and forced to listen to that horrible nightmare. But as they recover from that violation, people are once again asking whether or not Avril looks pregnant, because I assume they want to know if they should locate the Necronomicon and begin prepping for...

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Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Finally Released Their Duet (VIDEO)

It was only a matter of time before Avril Lavigne and her husband and Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger fulfilled their threat to release a duet, and yesterday was the big day with the unveiling of their new music video for "Let Me Go." The easiest way to describe this video without using terms like "the music industry's death rattle" or "Canada's invention of aural warfare" is to tell you to imagine what it would...

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Avril Lavigne Might Be Pregnant With A Nickelbaby

Nickelback's Chad Kroeger and his wife Avril Lavigne attended something called the Huading Awards in China on Monday, and I'm guessing the event honors outstanding achievement in making people physically ill any time they hear a specific music artist's songs. But the big news for rock's latest couple of the apocalypse is that Avril might be pregnant, because, according to the Daily Mail, the dress she wore to the...

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Avril Lavigne Will Give You a Virus

Avril Lavigne is dirty. No, not her pretend punk b.s. she continued on Kimmel last night in a spiked bra. She's the second most dangerous celebrity to search on the Internet, according to McAfee Anti-Virus company. After Googling shit on Lily Collins, searching for Avril Lavigne and anything else is second most likely to get you twisted malware on your computer. I checked my own search records for the past year and...

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Avril Lavigne Makes Out With Winnie Cooper

Forget every bad thing I ever said about Avril Lavigne, her stupid bloated midget first husband, her musical soul robbing Nickelback second husband, her trumped up skater persona, and even her being Canadian and therefore deserving of being locked in a cage and poked at by drunk hockey fans with team pennants. We're all good now.read more

Avril Lavigne's New Song Must Really Suck

If you consider the quality of music track to be inversely proportional to how much attention it tries to garner from its music video, this new Avril Lavigne track is going to suck big time. Do I like Avril beating the crap out of a shark-bear with a spiked guitar weapon. Yes. But I'm not buying any of her music until she takes that guitar and runs through the guy from Nickelback she just married. The day the music...

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Avril Lavigne Marries Chad Kroeger on a Boat in France

There's some arcane Canadian law that requires Avril Lavigne to marry only other Canadian singers I can't fucking stand. I think she gets a tax break or free smokes or something. She went with Nickelback's Chad Kroeger. I was rooting for K.D. Lang. At least going lesbian would've made her interesting. When I think about the merging of these two musical maestros in holy matrimony, mostly I want to press my ears shut...read more

Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Are Twinsies

The 2013 Billboard Music Awards took place last night in Las Vegas, as Taylor Swift won a whopping eight awards to lead the stars in attendance. Justin Bieber performed twice and won three awards, and even Madonna stopped trying to conquer Castle Grayskull for one night so she could accept three awards as well, because kids these days just can't get enough of the techno granny's wicked house beats. Canada's first...

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Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Are Perfect

I thought for sure that someone behind a Canadian version of "Punk'd" was eventually going to come forward and take credit for Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger being engaged, but almost one year after the world learned of this unholy union, Avril is more excited than ever. The totally legit punk rocker told Access Hollywood Live yesterday that the Nickelback frontman was so perfect for her, because… you guys won't even...

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Avril Lavigne is engaged to Chad Kroeger of Nickelback

Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf got married and had a kid, and so did Nadia Comaneci and Bart Conner, which sounds like some Nazi program to create the worlds best tennis player or gymnast. This is the exact opposite of that but with music. Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger's relationship has been so quiet that few even knew they were dating. Now, after a six-month courtship, the Canadian rockers are...read more