Bai Ling In A Bikini on a Parking Lot Roof

Bai Ling was for one shining 90's moment the go-to Chinese chick in Hollywood movies. There can be only one. There are only so many action films going ensemble enough to require Asian. That's just demographics. Get in line behind black and Latino sidekicks. read more

Bai Ling Sideboob At We.TV Event

Bai Ling DIY's props to barely cover her breasts at red carpet events she may or may not be invited to attend. Shit gets done differently in Hong Kong. You don't wait to see the character of open inviting house. You just show up. Who complains about a chick that keeps in... read more

Bai Ling And Maitland Ward Working The Geeks Over

The word geek used to mean you were a socially awkward Princess Leia masturbating Radio Shack sales clerk. Now it means you're a socially awkward Princess Leia masturbating mobile app developer. The income differential has allowed the geeks to advance up the social... read more

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Bai Ling Is the Party

I'd invite Bai Ling to everything. Film festival, booze cruise, my gay nephew's fourth coming out party. She's got to be eighty now. She doesn't look a day over viable stripper. It's that rhino tusk they're all snorting in Macao at the tables. If her tits and ass aren't... read more

Happy Chinese New Year

The guy's in the truck told me I need to do something for Chinese New Year's. Here's Bai Ling's tits. Eventually Chinese New Years will just be known in the U.S. as New Years. Families in Topeka will be competing to see who has the best looking sheep motifs decorating... read more

Bai Ling Tit Falls Out in Germany

Yesterday was International The AIDS Day. I celebrated by pretending that men get The AIDS from vaginas. Today is International Older Chicks In Hollywood Flashing Their Big Ass Nipples Day. I'm celebrating by pretending this is a trend I hope continues. Photo Credit:... read more

Bai Ling Is a Gamer

Bai Ling now just shows up to shit uninvited. Who's going to question a fifty year old Chinese woman wearing just a party streamer. Movie premieres, car wash openings, execution chamber viewing rooms. There's Bai Ling showing you her tits still look amazing. I'm pretty... read more

Bai Ling Nipples at Crow Plus Twenty

Every cast member who wasn't killed during the production of the original Crow reassembled at a crappy theater at midnight in L.A. to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the film's original release. The Crow is s mostly known for Bruce Lee's son taking a bullet fragment... read more

Bai Ling Seems Sad Again

Bai Ling has made a pretty good living looking like she's forever imagining the Japanese Army's rape of Nanking. I'd imagine being 47 with the tits of a 20-year old and feeling kind of like turning my frown upside down. Not Bai Ling. I don't know who these bikini... read more

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BAI LING IS STILL THE SAME

Bai Ling was filming scenes for "Crank 2" this weekend with Jason Statham, and of course she plays a crazy whore who ends up naked. I'm guessing of course, but that’s all she ever plays, so I feel good about it. The point being, if you wanted to see a cartoon cricket... read more

BAI LING IS UNDER ARREST

Bai Ling was arrested by airport police at LAX yesterday after she stole my heart. But more to the point, she stole two magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop. That was the part that was illegal. [gallery columns="6"] read more