Bai Ling Sideboob At We.TV Event

Bai Ling DIY's props to barely cover her breasts at red carpet events she may or may not be invited to attend. Shit gets done differently in Hong Kong. You don't wait to see the character of open inviting house. You just show up. Who complains about a chick that keeps in shape and likes to flash her tits? Your girlfriend does. Photo Credit: Getty [gallery id="1700"]

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Bai Ling And Maitland Ward Working The Geeks Over

The word geek used to mean you were a socially awkward Princess Leia masturbating Radio Shack sales clerk. Now it means you're a socially awkward Princess Leia masturbating mobile app developer. The income differential has allowed the geeks to advance up the social ladder. They've even got their own award show where they invited a bunch of affordable older chicks to come fill their tug vaults for another lean winter....

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Bai Ling Is the Party

I'd invite Bai Ling to everything. Film festival, booze cruise, my gay nephew's fourth coming out party. She's got to be eighty now. She doesn't look a day over viable stripper. It's that rhino tusk they're all snorting in Macao at the tables. If her tits and ass aren't out in public she ceases to exist. Why would she want to? I'm giving you four stars on Yelp in a tortured explanation of my personal feelings. If you...

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Happy Chinese New Year

The guy's in the truck told me I need to do something for Chinese New Year's. Here's Bai Ling's tits. Eventually Chinese New Years will just be known in the U.S. as New Years. Families in Topeka will be competing to see who has the best looking sheep motifs decorating the front lawn. Common Core killed Santa. We're all eating noodles in February. Kung Hei Fat Choi. Photo Credit: AKM-GSI/WWTDD Archives [gallery...

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Bai Ling Tit Falls Out in Germany

Yesterday was International The AIDS Day. I celebrated by pretending that men get The AIDS from vaginas. Today is International Older Chicks In Hollywood Flashing Their Big Ass Nipples Day. I'm celebrating by pretending this is a trend I hope continues. Photo Credit: Gettyread more

Bai Ling Is a Gamer

Bai Ling now just shows up to shit uninvited. Who's going to question a fifty year old Chinese woman wearing just a party streamer. Movie premieres, car wash openings, execution chamber viewing rooms. There's Bai Ling showing you her tits still look amazing. I'm pretty sure there are Macau businessmen working high stakes bingo cards with boxes labeled with where Bai Ling might appear next. ISIS beheading video, fuck,...

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Bai Ling Nipples at Crow Plus Twenty

Every cast member who wasn't killed during the production of the original Crow reassembled at a crappy theater at midnight in L.A. to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the film's original release. The Crow is s mostly known for Bruce Lee's son taking a bullet fragment from a gun supposedly filled with blanks and dying during production. Conspiracies about ancient Chinese Kung-Fu mobsters taking him out with the dark...

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Bai Ling Seems Sad Again

Bai Ling has made a pretty good living looking like she's forever imagining the Japanese Army's rape of Nanking. I'd imagine being 47 with the tits of a 20-year old and feeling kind of like turning my frown upside down. Not Bai Ling. I don't know who these bikini pictures are for, but if you're into torture porn or really sad Chinese girls, or both, you're going to want to get the full set. Photo Credit: AKM-GSI...

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BAI LING IS STILL THE SAME

Bai Ling was filming scenes for "Crank 2" this weekend with Jason Statham, and of course she plays a crazy whore who ends up naked. I'm guessing of course, but that’s all she ever plays, so I feel good about it. The point being, if you wanted to see a cartoon cricket flash her tits, and you like girls who have nips like the erasers on those big pencils you buy at Six Flags, then you’re today’s big winner. [gallery...

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BAI LING IS UNDER ARREST

Bai Ling was arrested by airport police at LAX yesterday after she stole my heart. But more to the point, she stole two magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop. That was the part that was illegal. [gallery columns="6"]

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