Bar Refaeli Is A No Show And Shit Around The Web

Hottest Jewess ever Bar Refaeli is five months pregnant...but you seriously can't tell. I guess that's what probably happens when you don't eat. Can a fetus live off of cigarettes and Diet Coke? I came out okay. Hopefully her tits start showing soon. (TMZ) Pam Anderson dons the red swimsuit again and it reminds me of boners past. (Last Men On Earth) Summer is right around the corner and so is bikini season. (Radass)...read more

Bar Refaeli Preggo Titties Are Out Of Control And Shit Around The Web

I know pregnancy is the miracle of life and all that shit, but it's generally pretty gross. But the best part has to be how huge a woman's tits grow. Take Bar Refaeli who is about to bust out of that dress. I'd like a go on those jugs of milk. (Drunken Stepfather) Tit monsters Ana Braga and Phoebe Price bikini together in LA. (Last Men On Earth) Helga Lovekaty is topless and crawling on the floor. (Egotastic All-Stars...

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Bar Refaeli Arrested

Israeli model Bar Refaeli was busted for cheating on her taxes. It takes a lot of cajones to fudge your income taxes in a nation full of accountants. Refeali hid foreign income by being paid in Range Rovers which shedeclared as tzotchkes of no material value. To the tune of millions sheltered. Nobody likes to pay taxes. People that fight for tax increases don't like to pay taxes. Three people in the entire country...

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Bar Refaeli Lingeries In A Barn And Shit Around The Web

Have you ever been to Israel? There are chicks like Bar Refaeli all over the place. The problem is that when they get older they start to resemble little Jewish Yodas. I can say that because I'm Jewish and it's also true. Rough old ladies they are. But let's enjoy Bar Refaeli while she's still hot. (Last Men On Earth) Inja Zalta is topless. And there is a pineapple. (Egotastic All-Stars) Candice Swanepoel does her...read more

Bar Refaeli Real Tits, Secret Shame

Bar Refaeli was born with her girl parts. Don't hold that against her. It's not easy for a natural born to get by these days. They're boring and lack media spectacle. How many souls will Bar Refeali inspire to consume their days and nights discovering their true self? Masturbation doesn't count. When the eugenics camps open, the gender boring will be lined up first. You can't possibly understand what it means to be a...read more

Bar Refaeli Models Lingerie For Passionata Fall Winter 2014 Collection

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Bar Refaeli Isn't Half-Bad Looking

Apparently, Bar Refaeli has washed ashore on a deserted island and is setting about to build herself some shelter. Thatcould happen. Don't think she doesn't have a zombie attack plan. Or, more realistically, a Hezbollah attack plan where all the hot girls in Israel flee by hydroplane for remote shores where they can reproduce a new generation of more assimilated supermodel looking Jews. It's a page borrowed from Noah,...read more

Israel Isn't Cool With Bar Refaeli Banging Puppets (VIDEO)

Israel's Second Authority for Television and Radio decided that the idea of Bar Refaeli having an orgy with a giant purple puppet and two clones of herself, all in the name of selling clothes, is just too much for daytime TV. The ad for the Hoodies summer collection features a puppet named Red Orbach in a variety of suggestive situations with the Israeli model, and because of the fourway, strip poker and hot tub romp,...

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Some Very Attractive Women And Paris Hilton Celebrated Super Bowl Weekend

While you were serving up lukewarm canned chili and mildly-roofied Bud Light at your own Super Bowl party this weekend, the 11th annual Leather and Laces party in New York City was the perfect event for anyone who wanted to stare at the world's most attractive women for two nights while not giving an actual shit about football. Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker attended the party at...read more

Bar Refaeli Is a Role Model in Her Underwear

Bar Refaeli is a real hero. Whatever needs getting done, she does. Get in your underwear and put a cake on your head. She's there. She'd probably replace the rods at Fukushima in a sexy nightie if you asked her nicely. She'd add an ear-to-ear smile if you paid her properly. Without athletes or politicians for kids to look up to anymore, it's nice to know we still have lingerie models with sweet jugs for school...

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Bar Refaeli In Lingerie For Pick Up Magazine

The last time I dug for information on an obscure magazine, I ended up with a two year subscription to Asian Mud Flaps. It did have a surprisingly strong culinary section. I'm not willing to research Pick Up magazine. For now, let's just call it the best magazine ever published in the showing off Bar Refaeli's tits category. Photo Credit: Pick Up Magazineread more

Bar Refaeli Is The Bravest Woman In The World

Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli underwent surgery to have a beauty mark removed from her stomach yesterday, and the brave warrior princess that she is, Bar posed for a photo and posted it to her Instagram right before the procedure. While most women would have requested a week off from work for such an operation and probably sued the doctor for malpractice at even the slightest sign of a headache, Bar got right back to...read more

Don't Worry, Bar Refaeli Is Still Attractive

In case you were worried that Bar Refaeli had recently been mauled by tigers or fallen off a cliff and struck every rock with her face on the way down, the Israeli model posted the above image to Instagram to let everyone know that she's still indeed practically perfect in every way. Additionally, she posted the image from a yacht, possibly to remind us that not only is she an 11, but she also has more money than all...

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Bar Refaeli Just Turned Everyone Into A Furry

I don't know if anyone gives legitimate prizes to people for how they use Instagram, but if they do they should consider giving Bar Refaeli a giant trophy for being both awesome and incredibly attractive. For starters, she showed her playful side with the above photo that she took in a toy shop yesterday, and while she would have earned bonus points if it had been a sex toy shop, I won't complain because she also...

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Roger Waters Wants to Boycott Israel But Still Shtup Bar Refaeli

Rock musicians have always rallied around unpopular social and political causes. Trying to free some murderer or stop forest logging or making sure girls get coupons for abortions with their grade school lunches. Roger Waters picked support of the Palestinians and a boycott of all things Israel. He's asking other musicians to join him in not performing in Israel. Waters says he was inspired by Stevie Wonder's...

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