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CBS ran a Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Special for their audience demo that hasn't purchased a bikini since they tried to get the one just like Ursula Andress wore in Dr. No. The Swimsuit Special is a companion piece to the Lingerie Special each December where the models... read more

Candice Swanepoel And Behati Prinsloo Bikini On The Beach And Shit Around The Web

Some might say that wearing lingerie at the beach doesn't make any sense. Those people can bite me. If Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo want to frolic in the panties at the beach that's their right as Americans...or wherever the hell they are from. I celebrate their... read more

Behati Prinsloo Topless Fashion

Sometimes I like to leer at the tits on the wives of dude's I don't think I'd like very much and imagine it bothers the shit out of them. Pretty fucking petty. Deep down, I know they are soaking it all in. Which just proves there's no way to win. Cover her face in your... read more

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Behati Prinsloo Prone To Sausage Fests

Victoria's Secret angel and chick who fucks Adam Levine with a straight face Behati Prinsloo posted a photo of herself in a chlamydia oozing pool and captioned it with "#Casual#Dudesoup#mexico." The only thing casual about this panic inducing cesspond is the ease at... read more

Behati Prinsloo Bare Ass And Shit Around The Web

The wind did us all a favor and blew up Behati Prinsloo's skirt at a Tommy Hilfiger show. I guess God wanted to see her ass. Or she did. Thought probably not her husband who still finds girl parts gross. Check out Behati's lovely bare ass. (TMZ) Robert Pattinson might... read more

Behati Prinsloo See Through

That awkward moment when you accidentally catch sight of your buddy's wife's nipples. You shouldn't look, but you do. God made your nuts, he didn't write anybody's wedding vows. I don't know what to say. You're a pig. Embrace it. She's got nice nips. Photo Credit: ... read more

Behati Prinsloo Nip Slip At Oscar Party

Like much of America, the entrance of Maroon 5 at the Oscars signaled a four minute window to take a much needed dump. If I want to see handsome men moping, I can sit outside any casting call in this town. That is how I intend to spend my golden years. Watching those who... read more

Behati Prinsloo Remains Pretty Hot

In between wishing Adam Levine to drown in the tiniest of urine puddles, there's some begrudging respect for being in a band and using it to bone tons of hot women. That's execution to a solid plan. I flipped the TV on in the middle of the night recently and saw that... read more

Adam Levine and His Wife Who Looks Better in Modeling Photos Seem Lovable

There are things I love about Los Angeles. The weather, the Mexican food so authentic the tortillas have tuberculosis baked right in, the fact that girls don't ask lots of followup questions when you tell them you work in the moving pictures business. Then there's shit I... read more

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Victoria's Secret Models Sell Better Without Lingerie

As much as it will cost a small Asian village a week of textile wages, a few child starvations are the price of seeing a bunch of Victoria's Secret models without their lingerie. Underwear is but a contrivance of a polite society. An artificial waste of time that I would... read more

Behati Prinsloo Wears Lingerie For Victoria's Secret

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Behati Prinsloo Models In A Bikini

This chick seems pretty happy considering she just bound herself to Adam Levine for somewhere between a lifetime and irreconcilable differences early 2016. It's the discomforting binds of an AT&T mobile contract with the further displeasure of Adam Levine making you... read more