Beyoncé Looks Like Becky

Prominent leaders of the outrage culture caused enough disturbance for Madame Tussauds to take a wax statue of Beyonce down.    read more

Jay Z Laments His Menage in 4:44 Album

You have to credit Jay Z with providing he and his wife's audience and the broader consumer public exactly what they want. With a straight face, unashamedly, we now own $300 million worth of homes in Bel Air, honey, if you're wondering why we do this. read more

Beyonce Brings Twins Onto the World

There has yet to be a movie made creepier or more terrifying than simply following the Twitter feeds of Beyonce fans. They've got the nickname Beyhive. Cute at twelve. More Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders at thirty-two.  read more

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Beyoncé Bare Belly Push Party For Africa

A very pregnant Beyoncé celebrated her upcoming multiple reconstructive surgeries with an African-themed Carter Push Party at her home in Beverly Hills.  read more

Amber Rose Hints at Fucking Jay Z

We've always had stupid people. There was simply never a way to raise a stupid person army until social media arose. You can now wrap yourself in a dummy quilt of daily beefs and perfect comebacks by, for, and between idiots. read more

Beyonce Launches Scholarship For Women

Beyonce has decided to award several college scholarships to women as part of the one year anniversary of her album Lemonade. The scholarships will be in the fields of creative arts, music, literature or African-American studies. This will help insure that the gender pay... read more

Beyonce Cancels Coachella

Musical genius Beyonce cancelled her performance at Coachella which would have left anyone with a decent head on their shoulders questioning what they paid for. She's apparently too pregnant to perform. read more

Beyonce Musical Genius and the Bitchy Women at Fashion Week on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #77

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jake Dill from 98.7 L.A., radio, consider the economy crushing consequences of a Day Without Immigrants, ponder SI putting their chubby editor into a bikini to claim female empowerment, wonder why the... read more

Carlos Santana Questions Beyonce's Musical Talent

The best part about getting old is saying whatever the fuck you want. Young rebels claim this stance, but they invariably come off looking like angry assholes. It's old coots who frankly don't give a shit anymore who lay claim to divine oracle status. read more

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Adele Thanks Beyonce on Behalf of Her Black Friends (VIDEO)

Adele won Album of the Year at the Grammy's for music written and produced by a mass of white dudes who stood up on stage behind her during the award show's big speech. It's awkward to be white in entertainment. Tying in the struggles of being a fat mom only get you so... read more

Beyonce To Give Awesome Pregnant Performance

Beyonce's standard musical set involves dressing in Mad Max extras costumes and lip synching while pulling off some fair to middling dance moves. Imagine how awesome it will be when she's several months along in a "high risk pregnancy" with twins. Can't we just get Danny... read more

Beyonce In Vitro

Remember when twins were a novelty and not an indicator that you're in the one percent? Perhaps if your body doesn't want you to have kids you could raise in a cave, you shouldn't have kids. read more