Blac Chyna Back to Work

It's unclear what the requirements are for hosting a weekend party at 1OAK in Vegas, but something approximating, have the press learned to spell your stripper name and will you promise not to piss on the marble? read more

Rob Kardashian Don't Fear The Reaper (VIDEO)

Rob Kardashian could not best be described as a publicity whore. Almost the opposite, a fat recluse who can't have any male friends come around because they will most certainly fuck all of his sisters while he sits alone in the hot tub. read more

Blac Chyna Flies the Coop Like One Fat Weird Looking Chicken With Bangs

Blac Chyna's Instagram account may or may not have actually been hacked, with details being posted about how she's a sketchy whore, which everyone including her husband Rob Kardashian clearly already knows. That's the entirety of her image. read more

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Blac Chyna Legally Wants To Be A Kardashian

Blac Chyna legally married Rob Kardashian's sorrowful fat sap ass so she wants to file a trademark of her given name plus Kardashian the day after. Don't you feel like killing yourself for real now Rob? The other Kardashian whores are objecting to this because it cheapens... read more

Blac Chyna Shedding

Blac Chyna alerted the world she's dropped over twenty pounds since delivering her commercial payload a few weeks back. She's got another thirty pounds to go. Or the equivalent of two hundred and forty seven on a personal of normal stature. read more

Blac Chyna And Her Ass Strike Back And Shit Around The Web

Now that she isn't carrying Kardashian seed, Blac Chyna's ass is back in effect. read more

Blac Chyna Needs a Bigger Head

I don't know shit about fashion. I'd still advise a deformed fat woman from wearing a purple jumpsuit. There's nothing to be gained by having strangers whistle up the oompa loompas to roll you to the juicing room. Racists. read more

Dirty Jobs Has Nothing on the Kardashian Family OB/GYN

Unless you're imagining being the vagina doctor for the Kardashian family, you're not imagining the world's roughest occupation. Also, quit complaining about yours. read more

Made for TV Baby Forced to Suck on Blac Chyna Titty

It's unlikely an infant could suckle milk through the periodical table melange inside Blac Chyna's tits. Like trying to slake your thirst off a cement k-rail after a brief shower. read more

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Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Reproduce

Blac Chyna gave birth to a baby girl and named it Dream. It's actually not a bad stripper name, though it's hard to say if that will hold until she's fifteen and actually takes up the profession in earnest. Allowing Amber Rose to be the first friend to hold your newborn... read more

Blac Chyna Shows Off Her Whips And Shit Around The Web

A pre-preggo Blac Chyna poses all slutty with her cars. There was a time before she looked like a Star Wars bar scene character. Though still never a looker. read more

Blac Chyna To Give Birth On Camera

Blac Chyna's birth will be recorded as part of a Baby Special for her and Rob Kardashian's fledgling TV show. This news is not surprising to anyone, especially the kid twelve years later with the heroin problem. It's not going to work out. read more