Rob Kardashian Spins the Wheel of Death (VIDEO)

Still Fat Rob Kardashian has chosen the manner of his own destruction. An E! six part reality series. The weakest link of the cum soaked coven has signed himself and his baby mama over to a staged documentary that will ultimately cost him his life. Your life is what you... read more

Blac Chyna Wearing that Kardashian Baby Like a Golden Parachute

Still Fat Rob Kardashian got into a tussle with his stripper baby mama and went on Instagram and deleted every single picture of her. A glimpse into how all middle school going steadies will bust up in the future. According to E! Chyna was worried Still Fat Rob was... read more

Mariah Carey Feathers Blac Chyna (VIDEO)

If you've ever been to a Vegas show and buy into a spur of the moment decision by the entertainer to bring a seemingly unaware volunteer up on stage, you're being duped. On the same level as the girl you called to come dance in your room who says she needs to bring her... read more

Blac Chyna Opens Up

The world's largest clickbait site, DailyMail, hosted a party in Cannes they titled the Seriously Popular Yacht Party, just in case you weren't sure how underwhelming it would be. Blac Chyna arrived with the veins in her chest construction site popping out like an irate... read more

Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Working the Door

Nothing says pool party like a pre-diabetic unemployed scion and his pregnant stripper girlfriend. That's where you want to be spending your Memorial Day weekend. read more

Rob Kardashian Stuck

There's the look. That moment you realize you knocked up a stripper and she's taking selfies with some random dude that used to finger her for ten bucks at the downtown establishments. read more

Blac Chyna Debuts Her Cash Baby at Drag Convention

Your drag queen convention is firing on all cylinders when Amber Rose and Blac Chyna seamlessly blend into your crowd. For Chyna, Dragcon was the chance to highlight the Kardashian baby growing in her stripper uterus. You never know what will happen when you insist the... read more

Rob Kardashian Spawned With Blac Chyna And Shit Around The Web

Rob Kardashian has impregnated Blac Chyna with his fetid douche sperm. They announced it with a preggo Chyna emoji on Instagram, like you do. Self-abortion is not a crime. Go, fetus, go! read more

Blac Chyna Got Her Lambo

The Kardashians are fond of buying six-figure sports cars for the despondent souls they're fucking. Blac Chyna got hers. A purple Lamborghini for rimming Still Fat Rob Kardashian. Don't call this one unearned. The diabetic son hasn't earned like his sisters, but a couple... read more

Blac Chyna Stripping for Two Now

Still Fat Rob Kardashian and his fiancee Blac Chyna continue to make paid strip club appearances waiting for the Kardashian family to concede to their demands to book themon the show for one million. A rich white kid used to be able to extort their parents just by... read more

Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Strip Club Engagement

Blac Chyna and still fat Rob Kardashian announced their engagement at the Ace of Diamond strip club because Paris is still closed due to suicide bombers. Kardashian wore his finest underachieving Gambino offspring gear, including a zipper for where the liposuction nozzle... read more

Rob Kardashian Takes His Girlfriend to Work

Still chubby Rob Kardashian is now the official boyfriend of Blac Chyna. The duties are simple. Spooge into a warmed mason jar until Chyna's attorneys crack the legal matrix Kris Jenner uses to protect family money from her retarded children's scheming love interests.... read more