Blac Chyna Got a Ferrari for Her 29th

Every stripper has a dream. Not every stripper has a plan. The latter means you get to gift yourself a red Ferrari on your 29th birthday and pretend it's from a loved one. You're a stripper. Nobody loves you. read more

Sabrina Nichole All Wet and Shit Around the Web

Carolyn Murphyand some other nude models (DrunkenStepfather) Blac ChynaA.S.S. in the U.S.A. (TMZ) Amateur Nude Gallery: Anny and Anna (TaxiDriverMovie) Sabrina Nicholegets wet in the shower (EgotasticAllStars) Adriana Limaand the little black dress (Egotastic) Beatriz... read more

Blac Chyna Speculum Kink and Kendall Jenner Pepsi Hummer on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #82

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast we duck into a discussion on hot women asking for the men they fuck to chip in on their gyno-care, revisit Pepsi's massive misunderstanding of how to kowtow to millennial pussies, wonder if new slender Lena Dunham is still a boner... read more

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Rebecca Romijn and Blac Chyna Want You to Pay for Their Pap Smears (VIDEO)

Funny or Die has never shied away from a national healthcare push. Presumably under the "Die" mandate of the HBO-Turner-Will Ferrel and buddies owned venture. Like many entertainment outlets and Judd Apatow, they keep insisting there's a hilarious way to do political... read more

Who Let the Hooker Into the Kid's Choice Awards?

Everybody in Hollywood is a whore. Right down to the nine year olds working casting calls ferociously to be the next Miley Cyrus. Spend twenty minutes at a Coffee Bean near any one of these casting offices in Burbank and witnessed the behavior of these kids and their... read more

The Many Faces of Still Fat Rob Kardashian

People magazine reports that Still Fat Rob Kardashian is diabetic and depressed and too dangerous to be left alone with his hooker baby. In contrast, Us Weekly reports that Kardashian is feeling fantastic, committed to healthy living, and coos aloud for the daddy time he... read more

Blac Chyna Moving Right In

Never invite a hooker into your home. Unlike vampires, this one sucks dick, but only until she gets what she wants. Which is money. Blood letting would be quicker. And more sanitary. read more

Blac Chyna Back to Work

It's unclear what the requirements are for hosting a weekend party at 1OAK in Vegas, but something approximating, have the press learned to spell your stripper name and will you promise not to piss on the marble? read more

Rob Kardashian Don't Fear The Reaper (VIDEO)

Rob Kardashian could not best be described as a publicity whore. Almost the opposite, a fat recluse who can't have any male friends come around because they will most certainly fuck all of his sisters while he sits alone in the hot tub. read more

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Blac Chyna Flies the Coop Like One Fat Weird Looking Chicken With Bangs

Blac Chyna's Instagram account may or may not have actually been hacked, with details being posted about how she's a sketchy whore, which everyone including her husband Rob Kardashian clearly already knows. That's the entirety of her image. read more

Blac Chyna Legally Wants To Be A Kardashian

Blac Chyna legally married Rob Kardashian's sorrowful fat sap ass so she wants to file a trademark of her given name plus Kardashian the day after. Don't you feel like killing yourself for real now Rob? The other Kardashian whores are objecting to this because it cheapens... read more

Blac Chyna Shedding

Blac Chyna alerted the world she's dropped over twenty pounds since delivering her commercial payload a few weeks back. She's got another thirty pounds to go. Or the equivalent of two hundred and forty seven on a personal of normal stature. read more