Blake Lively Slips in the Inevitable

In between making babies with Ryan Reynolds, the dream of every woman with a uterus and a channel to get Reynolds sperm therein, Blake Lively is making movies the studio won't let critics review until immediately prior to release. That's akin to posting blurry selfies on a dating site. Attractive people somehow find working cameras.read more

Blake Lively Pregnancy Tits

I can respect a woman who shares her pregnancy tits with the whole world. Daring to bare while with child used to be considered taboo. Pregnant woman covered themselves in unflattering oversized garments and hid their offspring until fully birthed and cooing in the pram. It took the fabulously progressive Hollywood to say, hey, pregnancy looks beautiful on a woman and just imagine how many future jobs we're creating...read more

Aziz Ansari Creeps On Blake Lively

The amount of ass Aziz Ansari gets simply for being on television is a cosmological discrepancy bestowed onto no other. Ashton Kutcher still would be getting hummers in the break room if he swept floors at Home Depot. Ansari would have remained a bobbleheaded virgin into his later years had someone from NBC's Diversity Department not found him passable instead of grating and obnoxious. He needs to know his limits. The...read more

Blake Lively Castrating Ryan Reynolds

Blake Lively says her husband Ryan Reynolds is incredibly involved in her lifestyle website Preserve. The site is made up of yuppy instagram porn featuring gourmet culinary items and overpriced trust fund hipster garbage such as vintage bow ties. A kind of earthy existentialist eBay for the conscientious consumer who really wants to talk about their purchases. There is also a vague connection to philanthropy, a device...read more

Blake Lively Made Milan Fashion Week Fun

The only good thing about all of the different fashion weeks and the designers rolling out ridiculous, expensive new clothes that nobody really ever wears is that all of the most attractive celebrities show up because they get free stuff. Like Blake Lively, for example, who took a break from nothing to attend the Gucci show at Milan's Fashion Week. Sure, she doesn't have any movies or TV shows in the works right now,...read more

Blake Lively wears clothes well

Though I'm consistently tricked into thinking her tits are gonna look bigger than they do every time I see thumbnails for her pictures, Blake Lively looked terrific yesterday on the set of ‘Gossip Girl', which is apparently still on the air. And to think, when she got this job, she was a drifter who lived by some abandoned train tracks. No that's not true. But she should say it anyway because it'll look like she's...

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don't worry about Leonardo DiCaprio

You might think that Leonardo DiCaprio would be upset today after hearing that Blake Lively (his ex-girlfriend) married Ryan Reynolds this weekend. But here's DiCaprios current girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, shooting for Victorias Secret today in Miami. He might think this is Blake Lively. Or he probably doesn't even remember that he dated Blake Lively. It would be like asking your dog about a shoe he ate last year....read more

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively got married

Ryan Reynolds starting dating Scarlett Johansson in April of 2007 and they secretly got married in September of 2008. That marriage lasted a little more than 2 years, and if you think the problem was that he dated her too long, than you and Ryan Reynolds agree, because he secretly married Blake Lively this weekend in South Carolina, after dating her for just 11 months. Hopefully this marriage sticks because he's maybe...

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Scarlett Johansson hates Blake Lively

Scarlett Johansson is reportedly mad at Blake Lively, and yes, the fact that women are all nuts is at the root of it. A source tells Us Weekly that Scarlett is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Blake Lively -- even though Johansson ended their two-year marriage one year ago. "Scarlett is pissed that he's not under her spell anymore. She realized what a great catch Ryan was." "Ryan would have...read more

Blake Lively wore a see thru dress. Sort of.

‘Gossip Girl' has now been around for 100 episodes (holy shit, seriously?) and so this weekend they had a party to celebrate that milestone, and Blake Lively wore a dress that was see-thru. Except that it still covered up everything good. So we couldn't see her tits or anything. This chick has some nerve. (image source = getty and fame) [gallery id="7310"]

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Blake Lively is dating Ryan Reynolds, part 2

Us magazine confirms (and I'm using that word in the loosest possible sense) last weeks rumor that Blake Lively has moved on from her break-up with Leonardo DiCaprio and is now dating Ryan Reynolds. Who I always confuse with Chris Evans. They should have a duel and eliminate one of them because this shit is confusing. (source = Us)

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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are dating

Being famous must be great because just last week Blake Lively was dating Leonardo Dicaprio, but then they broke up, and around 5 minutes later he was already dating some Australian model and she's apparently dating Ryan Reynolds. E! says... the Green Lantern costars were spotted on Friday on an Amtrak train from New York City to Boston. The following night, they reportedly had dinner for two at a Beantown sushi...read more

Blake Lively dumped Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio is reported dating Australian model Alyce Crawford now (pictured below), but that's because he's not dating Blake Lively anymore. And if you believe top magazines, the reason he's not dating Blake Lively anymore is because she dumped him. "Blake wasn't ready to move to the next level," an insider tells the new Us Weekly, out now. After meeting last November and kicking off their globe-trotting...read more

Blake Lively is single

Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio started dating about 5 months ago, but have now reportedly broken up (for real this time). There doesn't seem to be any dramatic reason for it, no one cheated or anything like that, it's just that girls in Hollywood are interchangeable and disposable. It really is a delightful industry for women to work in. (us magazine)read more

Blake Lively saved the day

Like the guy who still hangs out at his high school three years after graduation, Cameron Diaz made everyone feel uncomfortable at the Teen Choice Awards last night, so it's a good thing Blake Lively was also there to turn that frown upside down. It's like seeing a rainbow after a bad storm. And under the rainbow is a hot girl with big tits. (image source = getty and wenn)read more