Charlie Sheen Ever the Romantic

Brett Rossi, the porn star turned America's sweetheart for nearly catching The AIDS from Charlie Sheen, is suing Sheen for a google and half dollars for pain and suffering and a metallic smell that simply won't go away. Sheen's legal team insists that Rossi signed a... read more

Charlie Sheen Sued For Abortioning And Shit Around The Web

Former cum dumpster porn star Brett Rossi is suing Charlie Sheen alleging that he forced her to have an abortion rather than have a "retarded baby" because of Sheen's HIV status. I don't know if these two genius know that developmental disorders aren't caused by HIV but... read more

Dumped Charlie Sheen Fiancee Tries to Off Herself! I Don't Know, Maybe

According to reports, the porn star Charlie Sheen dumped before a scheduled marriage this month was rushed to the hospital over the weekend to have her stomach pumped following an overdose. It's unclear what Brett Rossi overdosed on. Leading speculation is either kale... read more

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Charlie Sheen's Next Wife Is Still Married to Somebody Else

Porn stars can be the most forgetful people. If it weren't for their helpful cadre of drug-supplying personal assistants, they'd walk right outside with men still inside of them. You can't blame Brett Rossi for forgetting that she was still married to some other dude... read more

Brett Rossi To Be The Next Future Ex-Mrs. Charlie Sheen

Dragon-blooded warlock Charlie Sheen is now officially engaged to his professionally gang-banged girlfriend, Brett Rossi. The Hot Shots: Part Deux star flew Rossi on a private jet to Hawaii to pop the question. The two have been mutually squeezing Charlie's penis pump... read more

Charlie Sheen May Be Married, Again

Charlie Sheen claims that he married his porn star girlfriend Brett Rossi but he may be lying. It all started when the former star of Hot Shots: Part Deux and that shitty Two and A Half Men show Tweeted a photo of him and Rossi visiting a famous mansion in Reykjavik,... read more

Brett Rossi is the Former Porn Star that Stole Charlie Sheen's Heart

Charlie Sheen's days of nailing everything with two feet may be numbered, because the 48-year old actor who looks like he's at least 60 claims that his current girlfriend, former porn star Brett Rossi, is the love of his life. Charlie recently put on a hell of a... read more

Charlie Sheen Takes Break from Custody Battle to Go to Cabo with Porn Star (VIDEO)

There's really no better way to show the courts that you're a fit parent than to spend the Thanksgiving holiday banging a porn star in your Cabo hotel room. It screams good daddy. I guess you could make it worse by Tweeting all about it like Charlie Sheen did, reminding... read more