Britney Spears Switcherood Her Super Duper Naked Gay Music Video

Britney Spears' label hired visual artist David LaChapelle to make Britney's Make Me music video highly provocative and wall to wall gay men in banana hammocks. When Make Me was released this past week, all the oiled down topless gay dudes and Britney writhing naked had... read more

Britney Spears Ass View (VIDEO)

The only thing creepier than having a dude sneak up on a woman at a gym and film her ass crack is for that same woman to order her intern to do the same. The Jason Voorhees eye view is quite becoming a lady. read more

Britney Spears in A Bikini (VIDEO)

Britney Spears appeal lies in her Stockholm Syndrome distant stare. Even in her staged backyard bikini videos she looks like she's performing in a female progressive ISIS hostage video with a guy in a head rag stage right holding a sickle. It wouldn't take much to... read more

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Britney Spears Committed to Her Abs

Britney Spears spends half her time dancing to fill her father's coffers. The other half defending her abdominal muscles online. Since dropping fifteen pounds of Shamrock shake from her paunch, Spears has been on a mission to post photos of herself in bare midriff... read more

Britney Spears Super Eligible

Britney Spears stopped using McRibs to form the foundation of her food pyramid and dropped a solid amount of weight. No more split pants on stage. She's still rapidly approaching scary Helga face from Vikings. The tabloids are spinning her as super eligible in between... read more

Britney Spears Violates the First Rule of Instagram

Never deny you Photoshopped shit. People don't quite understand the term. Everybody touches up photos before publication. Even middle school girls do this with just what's available to tool around with on their smartphones. Social media editing tools offer tons more. Not... read more

Britney Spears Double Penetrated in Concert

Would you want your wife engaging in this kind of performance in public? Try that question with and without the $250,000 a night pay stub. We are labeled content too risky for corporate sponsors. Starbucks and Pepsi don't seem to care Britney's being gang banged by... read more

Britney Spears Dances In Her Underwear (VIDEO)

Britney Spears Vegas show now labels itself a stage production rather than a concert. An admission that Spears' wireless microphone and moving lips are entirely an illusion. Like pretending her male backup dancers are hunky ladykillers. The tracks are all recorded. She... read more

Britney Spear Walks Into a Pole

Britney Spears walked into a pole on New Year's Eve. That explains the bruise on her head, but not why she looks like a Polish cleaning lady who had superior healthcare before perestroika. Have you noticed how the best selfies aren't taken under hospital examination room... read more

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Britney Spears Sit Ups Paying Off

Britney Spears has been touting her lean stomach on social media, which means her custodial supervisors will be pushing for bigger splits with the casinos. The alternative to ab pics are cuts where she sings Adele. You need that about as much as you need Adele showing... read more

Britney Spears Unplugged (VIDEO)

The screaming pumpkin heads who drop big cash to see Britney Spears in Vegas don't care that she's just miming over pre-recorded tracks. The performance is really the moving story of how gay aliens come to earth and try to rob Britney Spears chubby vagina powers for... read more

Britney Spears Still Built Like a Brick Shithouse

Britney Spears spent six months onhiatusfrom her Vegas show to work out, make smartnutrition a part of her lifestyle, and attend her boys' soccer games without a bra to remind the neighborsshe once filled the Tokyo Dome. She still looks thick. Maybe it's the settling... read more