afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

TONY SCOTT - had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring "I Believe I Can Fly" song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP - is being offered $95 million to star in 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 5', because 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 4' made $1.04 billion. Clearly Lindsay hasn't figured out that these are about a bisexual drunk who steals or else she would have sued by now. (the...read more

Hulk Hogan has a sex tape

Until now the closest you could come to seeing Hulk Hogan having sex was the pictures of him seductively rubbing oil on his daughters ass or Sgt. Slaughter dry humping him at Wrestlemania VII. That Ends Now! A sex tape has emerged featuring legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan. The footage is said to show the 58-year-old engaged in sexual relations with an unidentified brunette woman. Hogan says that he was set-up, and that...read more

Brooke Hogan isn't helping

I don't know when the page turned into some kind of Hogan family fan site, but bikini pictures of Brooke are normally tolerable as long as I crop her head off, but here she is today in the Florida Keys filming some direct-to-DVD movie, and that trick isn't working any more either. I hope Adam Carolla doesn't see this. These people really freak him out. (image source = inf) [gallery id="7564"]

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Brooke Hogan is in a bikini

If Brooke Hogan doesn't smell like sweat and old beer I will eat my hat, and today she pushed that dirty mess she calls a vag into a bikini and went frolicking in the water on Miami Beach. After that a bunch of dead seaweed washed up on shore. Coincidence? (note: as always, brooke hogan pictures are better if you eliminate the amount of brooke hogan, so the headless pics are first, followed by the original, unimproved...read more

Hulk Hogan is easily relaxed

You may be thinking of skipping this video, but in the end Hulk Hogan takes his cock out in front of his daughter, so why on earth would you want to.

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Brooke Hogan is in a bikini

Brooke Hogan got up early this morning and went for a walk on Miami Beach in a red bikini, and as luck would have it, a photographer was there too. What a coincidence! Obviously I cropped a few of the pictures at the beginning, but, and I don't know why you would, but if you want the unedited ones, they start here. If I were you, I would stick to the cropped ones, but, it's your life man. I can't help you if you don't...

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brooke hogan looks great, part 2

Ever since yesterday I've been trying to remember why Brooke Hogan isn't a big star, and I can't think of even one reason why OH OKAY never mind. Now I remember. It was that. Whatever you would call that. [gallery id="8840"]

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brooke hogan looks great

Brooke Hogan spent the weekend on Miami Beach teaching kids how to surf, for some reason, and she looked better than she has a long time. Maybe ever. Normally she looks too much like Nick, but here she looks great. Unfortunately you cant chop her head off in real life. Well I mean you can, but then... um... well look, I'm sure there are negatives to doing that, and just because I can't think of any doesn't mean they...

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is it just me

Brooke Hogan went shopping yesterday at Trashy Lingerie in West Hollywood, and either she looks ok/good in these pictures or my sexual dry spell is effecting my judgment. I haven't been laid in a month. That has to be it. I want to place an ad on craigslist as a "photographer" looking for some hot young models, but first I need to finish renovating the stairs to my basement so they turn into a slide at the push of a...

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Linda Hogan is pretty smart

Linda Hogan says her daughter Brooke bes' stop lyin about her, or else she'll face some vague, poorly-thought-out retribution. OK magazine says... The Hogan family has been going back and forth lately, with Brooke Hogan laying accusations of drug use at her mother Linda Hogan's door. Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things … "[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of...

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brooke hogan is a big star

In her mind, as she made her way to the Ritz Carlton pool in Miami on Saturday, and again just before she revealed her scandalous pink thong, Brooke Hogan was already planning for the next few days, once these “sexy” pictures were all over the internet. Then in magazines like Star - maybe even the cover in a “guess who” kind of thing - a week later. Some people on myspace, they be hatin, but only cuz they jealous LOL....

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oh for the love of god

Bored indifference swept over the stage at the Calle Ocho festival in Miami this weekend, when Brooke Hogan did a pole dance while performing her catalog of hit songs. She showed her moves on the hopefully reinforced pole, sliding down with her legs spread. Then she got to the bottom and just sort of laid there helplessly, struggling to breathe seductively, on her back for a suspiciously sexy long time, like a fat dog...

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what in the hell

I couldn't even guess how Brooke Hogan managed to get on the red carpet for the Grammys, but whatever. Do we know for a fact that this is a woman? I remember some bikini pictures from like two summers ago where the front of her bottoms looked oddly full. If that wasn't a penis, then her vagina must look like something you'd see hanging out of an alligators mouth. (picture source = getty images)[gallery id="10134"]

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brooke hogan is a big star

I always assumed that if Brooke Hogan and Kelly Clarkson’s worlds ever collided, it would be at some kind of pie eating contest, but instead Brooke decided it would be a good idea to cover a Clarkson song I’ve never heard of. She was mistaken. It was a horrible idea, because that bitch can't sing. In all honesty this might be the worst thing I’ve ever heard. I’d rather bring home a new girl and hear her say, "okay now...

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THIS IS NOT A GOOD SIGN

There are a few easy ways to know it’s going to be a bad day, even as you’re just waking up: 1. "Why does my asshole hurt?" 2. You’re covered in blood (not yours). 3. A brand in the shape of a pentagram appears on your chest. 4. You’re Vietnamese. Another good way is when lookall over for sexy pictures to start the day off right and the best you can do is Brooke Hogan. Now I don’t think Brooke would mind me saying she’...

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