Brooklyn Decker Is So Hilarious Now (VIDEO)

Brooklyn Decker Threesome from Brooklyn Decker Brooklyn Decker is one of the stars of the new CBS comedy Friends with Better Lives, which you probably haven't watched yet and have no intentions of watching anytime soon, but it will still somehow be on TV for the next 10... read more

Brooklyn Decker's Dress Is The Best

Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson were filming their new comedy, Stretch, in Los Angeles yesterday, and because I'd rather not make an effort to look up what it's actually about, I'm going to guess that it's a film about a woman with a ridiculous body that is forced to... read more

not even Brooklyn Decker can save this

Brooklyn Decker is also in 'What To Expect...', and was at the New York premiere last night, which changes absolutely nothing. No amount of Brooklyn Decker or Elizabeth Banks or the greatness of Anna Kendrick can make up for a movie with Cameron Diaz AND Jennifer Lopez.... read more

Brooklyn Decker seemed upset

Brooklyn Decker looked annoyed when she noticed people staring and taking pictures of her while she laid out by her hotels pool in Sydney this weekend, but that's the downside of being famous. She should try taking her top off and covering her face with it. That way no... read more

its the Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar, part 2

God knows why there are two versions of this thing, but there are, and so here's the second one (first one here). I cropped the tags and the actual calendar part again, so you'll just have to take my word for it when I tell you that Christmas is on a Tuesday next year. ... read more

its the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar

When I was a kid I and I got calendars like this I would always check June first, because that's when my birthday is, and I felt like I had some connection with the girl who was June. For this it's Chrissy Teigen, who I already sort of know a little bit. Needless to say... read more

the MTV Movie Awards were as thrilling as ever

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here's a comprehensive recap: 1. 'Twilight' won everything. 2. I asked, "who the fuck is that," a lot. 3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny. See ya... read more

Brooklyn Decker won the Country Music Awards

She looks way better when she wears a bikini or something see through so we can see her tits, but Brooklyn Decker still looked tremendous at last nights Academy of Country Music Awards in Vegas. "This is dumb, why was she there, what does Brooklyn Decker have to do with... read more

Brooklyn Decker in a bikini, day 2

Brooklyn Decker spent a second day in Miami and a second day in a bikini yesterday, this time poolside at the Ritz-Carlton. There's 41 pictures here to commemorate this triumphant event, and even though that's a lot, I don't mind admitting that when I came to the last... read more

Brooklyn Decker is in a bikini

Sometimes bikini pictures will show up and I'll vacillate for quite a while trying to decide if they're any good, on whether or not I should post them. Brooklyn Decker and her fantastic tits on Miami beach this weekend was not one of those times. (image source = inf... read more

TYLER EXCLUSIVE: Brooklyn Decker is very attractive

Considering how many times I've said that Asian girls are better than regular girls (and it's a lot), and that blond white girls in particular are kind of boring, I bet Brooklyn Decker would be really flattered to know I'd still do it with her. Shhh, shhhhh, hush... read more

Brooklyn Decker is a good model

Brooklyn Decker is on the cover of the new Esquire, but even better she's inside the new Esquire in a see thru shirt. Normally I think blond white girls are kind of generic and boring but I like Brooklyn because she doesn't seem to mind when you stare at her tits. I... read more