Cameron Diaz Surrenders

Cameron Diaz married Benji Madden in a super private ceremony out by the second dumpster behind The Tavern in Brentwood. Given that these two have fucked the crap out of most of Hollywood the past fifteen years, they wanted to keep it simple, exchanging rings and vowing not to pursue sex when aware they are on blistering cycle. Cameron also promised not to embarrass Benji in front of his boys by picking him up and...read more

Cameron Diaz Gives Up And Gets Engaged To The Chubby Twin From Good Charlotte

It was supposedly very romantic. Benji Madden called Cameron Diaz's mom and reminded her that her daughter had been forever ruined by A-Rod's PED encrusted cock. He then asked permission to make Cameron his next super squeeze. When your daughter is forty-two and growing a mustache like a bandito you're inclined not to ask if there's decent money in getting tattooed and pretending you're an MMA fighter. This marriage...

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Cameron Diaz In Her Underwear

Cameron Diaz used to be good looking and act shy and modest and pretend she wasn't. Now she and her publicity team are pushing really hard to make you believe she's still that same girl. Even in German, it's not nearly as enticing. Nobody goes through the A-Rod sex and HGH cocktail ringer and comes out more feminine on the other end. If the thrice a day banging doesn't get you, the equine spermatozoa is certain to...

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Cameron Diaz In A Light Green Bikini On A Yacht In Antibes, France

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Cameron Diaz Bikini Mismatch, That's Crazy

Cameron Diaz has to suffer through lots of shit she wouldn't have to if she was a man. People give her grief about not wanting kids. They criticize her body for being paunchy yet masculine. They question her choice of dating the less talented Madden brother who looks like the Sunday morning bouncer at a no-cover strip club. On the other hand, she has amassed a net worth of $90 million just by being a pretty model...

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Cameron Diaz Didn't Sit on Drew Barrymore's Face And Shit Around The Web

After Cameron Diaz made some publicity reference to having been with a woman before, rumors started flying that the woman she had bumped uglies with was Drew Barrymore. Not only does Diaz say she never munched Drew's sloppy hippy box, but even the idea of that "makes me want to vomit in my mouth." Agreed. Read more about Cameron's denial of flicking Drew's bean. (Huffington Post) 50-Cent's baby mama has big exotic...

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Cameron Diaz In A Bikini

After dating Bradley Cooper, Alex Rodriguez, Sean Combs, and reports of boning billionaire Elon Musk, Cameron took a good look in the mirror and saw what we all saw, it's time to start dating the less successful Madden brother. Fuck, it happens to us all at some point. The willingness to pretend the suburban rock dude with tattoo issues is our first pick. I don't care how rich and famous you are, 41 and fair...

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Cameron Diaz Don't Need No Stinking Babies

In this month's Esquire magazine, Cameron Diaz announced for the tenth time that she doesn't want to be a mom and instantly became the weeping Jesus on the gas station wall for millions of childless by choice women. These anti-nesters are forever scorned for choosing Italian wine tasting vacations and 2-seat sports cars over the trial of shit-soaked diapers and shopping at Costco. Some women simply don't want to be...

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Cameron Diaz Pimps Sex Tape

Cameron Diaz is in the upcoming movie Sex Tape which my shit meter informs me is going to land between horrible and truly fucking horrible. It's another one of those movies based on a modern social meme that comes out about five years after the meme stopped being fresh or relevant. Paris Hilton's sex tape came out eleven years ago. Kim Kardashian was hog waddled in the tape her mom helped sell to Vivid back in 2007....

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Cameron Diaz Is Suddenly Very Cool (VIDEO)

Cameron Diaz still isn't as funny as she thinks she is, and she also probably smells like the inside of a men's locker room, but after her appearance on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live earlier this week, she at least earned a little bit of our respect back. While promoting her new film, The Other Woman, with her co-star who isn't Kate Upton, Cameron admitted to host Andy Cohen that she has previously "swam in the lady...read more

Cameron Diaz Is Ruining Kate Upton

Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann attended a screening of their new film, The Other Woman, in New York City last night, and I can say with very little doubt that this is one of the worst looks that Kate Upton has ever worn. Of course, her best looks have always been when she's in a bikini and appearing to struggle against gravity to keep her breasts from crashing to the ground, but there's just something extra...

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Cameron Diaz Explained Why She's Single

Now that Cameron Diaz is 41-years old, a lot of people are starting to focus on the fact that she isn't married and that she's never had kids, which is really unfair to her. After all, it's not her fault that she didn't jump all over and tie herself to any of the millions of men who would have murdered in her honor during her prime. She just never found the right man or never felt the urge to create life, and maybe...

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Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, And Kate Upton Are Great Girl Friends

Leslie Mann grabbed Cameron Diaz' butt on the red carpet for The Other Woman as both ladies pretended to be fun and flirty and that anyone with a camera gave a shit about them after Kate Upton's boobs arrived. The three female co-stars of the film I'd just assume have an angry little person piss in my Lasik surgery still open cornea than go see all pretended to be bosom buddies, but we all know that's not the case....

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Kate Upton In a Bikini for The Other Woman

The Other Woman is a movie that I'm dying not to go see. The movie revolves around a woman who finds out that her husband has a mistress and the mistress finds out he has a husband, and instead of them both dumping his ass like a healthy woman would, they seek revenge. They can put Kate Upton out front in a bikini all they want, you can't fool me. This is a movie that's going to make my dick want to apologize to past...

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Cameron Diaz Honors Gwyneth Paltrow's Brave Uncoupling

When Gwyneth Paltrow announced she was Conscious Uncoupling from Coldplay tiny piano player Chris Martin, everybody ran to their New Age dictionaries to figure out what obnoxious meme Gwyneth was referencing. The Conscious Uncoupling theory dates all the way back to three years ago when some relationship expert with an advanced degree in bullshitology invented it. The entire thing is far too vague and conveniently...

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