Cameron Diaz Has A Homeless Woman To Thank

Thank good for poverty. Cameron Diaz has the honesty of some woman down on her luck and without permanent residence to thank for the return of her wallet.  read more

Cameron Diaz Surrenders

Cameron Diaz married Benji Madden in a super private ceremony out by the second dumpster behind The Tavern in Brentwood. Given that these two have fucked the crap out of most of Hollywood the past fifteen years, they wanted to keep it simple, exchanging rings and vowing... read more

Cameron Diaz Gives Up And Gets Engaged To The Chubby Twin From Good Charlotte

It was supposedly very romantic. Benji Madden called Cameron Diaz's mom and reminded her that her daughter had been forever ruined by A-Rod's PED encrusted cock. He then asked permission to make Cameron his next super squeeze. When your daughter is forty-two and growing... read more

Cameron Diaz In Her Underwear

Cameron Diaz used to be good looking and act shy and modest and pretend she wasn't. Now she and her publicity team are pushing really hard to make you believe she's still that same girl. Even in German, it's not nearly as enticing. Nobody goes through the A-Rod sex and... read more

Cameron Diaz In A Light Green Bikini On A Yacht In Antibes, France

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Cameron Diaz Bikini Mismatch, That's Crazy

Cameron Diaz has to suffer through lots of shit she wouldn't have to if she was a man. People give her grief about not wanting kids. They criticize her body for being paunchy yet masculine. They question her choice of dating the less talented Madden brother who looks... read more

Cameron Diaz Didn't Sit on Drew Barrymore's Face And Shit Around The Web

After Cameron Diaz made some publicity reference to having been with a woman before, rumors started flying that the woman she had bumped uglies with was Drew Barrymore. Not only does Diaz say she never munched Drew's sloppy hippy box, but even the idea of that "makes me... read more

Cameron Diaz In A Bikini

After dating Bradley Cooper, Alex Rodriguez, Sean Combs, and reports of boning billionaire Elon Musk, Cameron took a good look in the mirror and saw what we all saw, it's time to start dating the less successful Madden brother. Fuck, it happens to us all at some point.... read more

Cameron Diaz Don't Need No Stinking Babies

In this month's Esquire magazine, Cameron Diaz announced for the tenth time that she doesn't want to be a mom and instantly became the weeping Jesus on the gas station wall for millions of childless by choice women. These anti-nesters are forever scorned for choosing... read more

Cameron Diaz Pimps Sex Tape

Cameron Diaz is in the upcoming movie Sex Tape which my shit meter informs me is going to land between horrible and truly fucking horrible. It's another one of those movies based on a modern social meme that comes out about five years after the meme stopped being fresh... read more

Cameron Diaz Is Suddenly Very Cool (VIDEO)

Cameron Diaz still isn't as funny as she thinks she is, and she also probably smells like the inside of a men's locker room, but after her appearance on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live earlier this week, she at least earned a little bit of our respect back. While... read more

Cameron Diaz Is Ruining Kate Upton

Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann attended a screening of their new film, The Other Woman, in New York City last night, and I can say with very little doubt that this is one of the worst looks that Kate Upton has ever worn. Of course, her best looks have always... read more