Carmen Electra Gaining Steam

Bratz doll dug up from the Pet Cemetary Carmen Electra never went for the natural look. This helps in old age. You can't fade if you were never bright. The Kylie Jenner long con. read more

Carmen Electra's Lube And Shit Around The Web

90's hottie Carmen Electra is coming out with her own line of personal lube. You can fire up those old Baywatch tapes and slather your wiener in her petroleum jellies and have a grand old time. Hide the selfie stick now. I want a slip and slide full of the stuff. (TMZ)... read more

Carmen Electra See Through At Vienna Ball

The AIDS parties really are the best. I don't mean those popup street fairs where HIV positive rogues gang rape a newbie into the club. Those are amusing but with a tinge of regret. I mean the big dress up events where rich people slap down thousands for a ticket to see... read more

Carmen Electra in a Bikini

Any time Carmen Electra posts bikini pictures of herself, the media raves about how she looks as good as she did in her Baywatch days in the late 90's. It's a tacit reminder about how she hasn't worked in seventeen years. I'd rather look shitty and have people talk about... read more

Carmen Electra Now Also a DJ

Everybody calls themselves a DJ, but how many can actually score a sweet gig spinning the tunes in Uruguay? That's the 2015 version of being big in Japan. It's unclear whether Carmen Electra brought her own iPod or one was provided for her on landing. What is clear is... read more

Carmen Electra Does Katy Perry

I can't help but feel Svedka Vodka selected the economy package for their Halloween holiday advertising campaign. Carmen Electra homaging Katy Perry in somebody's kitchen means Svedka isn't serious about switching me from Ketel One when choosing vodkas to get high on... read more

Carmen Electra Resurfaces (VIDEO)

Carmen Electra appeared on Oprah's "Where Are They Now?" and talked about her marriage to Dennis Rodman and some other shit that even Oprah couldn't pretend to care about any more. Getting screen time is a bitch these days, so why not dredge up some old gossip for a... read more

Carmen Electra Photobombed With Tit

I've been waiting for something interesting to happen at the New York Fashion Week. Like a Sarah Jessica Parker shooting spree or Michelle Rodriguez caught finger banging the mayor's lesbian wife. But nothing. I understand fasion is supposed to appear inane to my... read more

Carmen Electra Can Do What She Wants

Who's going to tell Carmen Electra she can't pull her pants up around her chest and show off her tits on a red carpet? The same people who told Sylvester Stallone to stop making Expendables movies? Nobody gives a shit about inclement weather when it's raining gold. Photo... read more

Carmen Electra Cleavy In Booty Shorts Performing In Hollywood

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News [gallery guid=803579] read more

Joanna Krupa And Carmen Electra Shared a Birthday Party

Carmen Electra and Joanna Krupa partied the night away at a Hollywood nightclub, pretending they weren't as old as it says on their birth certificates that are more smudged than the Obama one some operative made on his Adobe Illustrator than ran through a washing machine... read more

Dave Navarro And Carmen Electra Probably Had Sex Again

The 2014 Golden Gods Awards took place last night in Los Angeles, and the event was such a huge celebration of the year's best in Heavy Metal that it aired exclusively on a VH1 live feed. And if you missed it last night, or you're a purist who can only watch meaningless... read more