Carmen Electra's Lube And Shit Around The Web

90's hottie Carmen Electra is coming out with her own line of personal lube. You can fire up those old Baywatchtapes and slather your wiener in her petroleum jelliesand have a grand old time. Hide the selfie stick now. I want a slip and slide full of the stuff. (TMZ) Amy Hood is buck ass naked just for you. (Egotastic All-Stars) Lots of hot butts on the beach. (COED) Anais Pouliot struts around in skimpy lingerie. (...

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Carmen Electra See Through At Vienna Ball

The AIDS parties really are the best. I don't mean those popup street fairs where HIV positive rogues gang rape a newbie into the club. Those are amusing but with a tinge of regret. I mean the big dress up events where rich people slap down thousands for a ticket to see famous people flash their tits in a room full of men that couldn't give a shit. There has to be a place in this world where Carmen Electra can go and...

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Carmen Electra in a Bikini

Any time Carmen Electra posts bikini pictures of herself, the media raves about how she looks as good as she did in her Baywatch days in the late 90's. It's a tacit reminder about how she hasn't worked in seventeen years. I'd rather look shitty and have people talk about how I must look shitty because I'm working so hard. Which isn't the reason, but with a few bucks to a PR firm it could be spun. Carmen Electra is...

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Carmen Electra Now Also a DJ

Everybody calls themselves a DJ, but how many can actually score a sweet gig spinning the tunes in Uruguay? That's the 2015 version of being big in Japan. It's unclear whether Carmen Electra brought her own iPod or one was provided for her on landing. What is clear is that between the DJ gig and later working the jerry rigged stripper pole at an open iron ore mine, Carmen will be coming back home with half a million...

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Carmen Electra Does Katy Perry

I can't help but feel Svedka Vodka selected the economy package for their Halloween holiday advertising campaign. Carmen Electra homaging Katy Perry in somebody's kitchen means Svedka isn't serious about switching me from Ketel One when choosing vodkas to get high on while answering the door for Chinese plastic smelling Clone Wars troopers on the 31st. Cupcake bras and knobby knees aren't sexy, they just make me want...

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Carmen Electra Resurfaces (VIDEO)

Carmen Electra appeared on Oprah's "Where Are They Now?" and talked about her marriage to Dennis Rodman and some other shit that even Oprah couldn't pretend to care about any more. Getting screen time is a bitch these days, so why not dredge up some old gossip for a younger generation of unemployed single parents and stay at home chardonnay drinking divorcees who can still locate Oprah on their Magnavox floor units....

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Carmen Electra Photobombed With Tit

I've been waiting for something interesting to happen at the New York Fashion Week. Like a Sarah Jessica Parker shooting spree or Michelle Rodriguez caught finger banging the mayor's lesbian wife. But nothing. I understand fasion is supposed to appear inane to my sensibilities as an individual approximating the ultimate male. But the more you know about Marc Jacobs, the better you will do in early rounds of dating....

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Carmen Electra Can Do What She Wants

Who's going to tell Carmen Electra she can't pull her pants up around her chest and show off her tits on a red carpet? The same people who told Sylvester Stallone to stop making Expendables movies? Nobody gives a shit about inclement weather when it's raining gold. Photo Credit: Getty, Pacific Coast News [gallery ids="1755212,1755208,1755214,1755209,1755210,1755213,1755211,1755215"]

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Carmen Electra Cleavy In Booty Shorts Performing In Hollywood

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Joanna Krupa And Carmen Electra Shared a Birthday Party

Carmen Electra and Joanna Krupa partied the night away at a Hollywood nightclub, pretending they weren't as old as it says on their birth certificates that are more smudged than the Obama one some operative made on his Adobe Illustrator than ran through a washing machine a couple times. The two good looking ladies of opportunity have become good friends, bonding over their connection of not really having any specific...

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Dave Navarro And Carmen Electra Probably Had Sex Again

The 2014 Golden Gods Awards took place last night in Los Angeles, and the event was such a huge celebration of the year's best in Heavy Metal that it aired exclusively on a VH1 live feed. And if you missed it last night, or you're a purist who can only watch meaningless awards shows on TV, you only have to wait another month until VH1 Classic airs some highlights of the show. Fortunately, Peter Pan rocker Dave Navarro...

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Carmen Electra In Lingerie For The April 2014 Issue Of FHM

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Carmen Electra Shows Off Her Cleavage At Lambertz Monday Night In Germany

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Carmen Electra Is Sending Signals

With her new dance single climbing the charts in nations preparing terrorist attacks at the Winter Olympics, Carmen Electra is riding high and showing off in a designer dress clearly designed by some dude who loves tits. Some called it wardrobe malfunction, I call it a sign that Carmen's ready to share her full range of artistry with the world. Namely, those tits. Carry on, Carmen. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News...

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Carmen Electra And Joanna Krupa Joined Forces

Carmen Electra, Joanna Krupa and Lilly Ghalichi had dinner last night at RivaBella in West Hollywood, and while there's nothing terribly newsworthy about that, it is fun to imagine that it was actually a meeting for aging models aching to remain relevant. Joanna would bang a gavel on the table and shout, "I call this meeting to order!" while Carmen would recommend that they all stick their asses out a little more...

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