2016 Grammy Awards the 49th Best Grammy Awards Ever

Grammy's music is akin to grabbing the iPod of a random teen girl chewing bubble gum and pressing shuffle play. You throw in a desperate attempt to feature every single black person in the recording industry into the mix and you have crappy Seacrest radio play music enveloped by an African motif. The Lion King celebrated the dark continent less than the 2016 Grammy's. Some old people came on to tribute even older dead...read more

Carrie Underwood Modern Day Superhero

Carrie Underwood left her four month old baby in her car with two of her dogs. What could go wrong. According to Underwood the dogs managed to lock the doors of the car, which is widely seen as impossible outside of the cartoon universe. Do they also know how to work the air conditioning?Luckily Underwood was able to break the window of the car, which aside from being locked in a car with ravenous half human dogs is...

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The Von Trapp Great Grandkids Hated Carrie Underwood

Somehow I missed the live re-singing of the Sound of Music on NBC last night. I vowed never to watch anybody sing again ever on TV, the same day my girlfriend threw out my admittedly barbaric VHS collection of midget fights. I thought I was punishing her, but then I realized I was really just helping myself. I guess the Von Trapp great-grandkids weren't too fond of Carrie Underwood portraying their mom because they...

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Carrie Underwood Is Still Good Looking

Remember when American Idol finalists were good looking women? I mean, after they were chubby women and gay men with frizzy hair, and before they were once again chubby women and gay men with frizzy hair, there was a pocket of good looking women who competed on American Idol. They never won, because 12-year old girls don't vote with their dicks, but they at least offered something to look at while making your...

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12-year-olds first kiss is on stage with Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood was on stage in Louisville when she saw a 12-year-old boy named Chase holding a sign asking if she would be his first kiss. And that shit worked. She called him on stage and kissed him. It wasn't hot or anything, but it was a hell of a lot better than my plan to get my first kiss. Not one of them has worked, it's been almost 15 years! YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF CHASE I HOPE SHE GAVE YOU AIDS!

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carrie underwood is serious

The reason most hot girls aren't good at things like softball is because who cares. Hot girls have way better things to do in high school, like prancing around and cheerleading tryouts and laughing when I ask them to prom. Carrie Underwood must have been ugly in high school because she sort of looked like she knew what she was doing when she played in the City Of Hope charity softball game yesterday in Nashville. Most...

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carrie underwood was the big winner

Last night was the Rhinestone Music Awards, and I don't know anything about country music, and I didn't look up who won. I should really stop telling people that Tyler is your Country Music Award Show Headquarters. But if you came here for that, I guess, Garth ... Brooks. Does he still do this stuff? He won, let's say, I don't know, five. He won five. And, uh, Conway Twitty won … Best Music. Him and Jerry Reed. For...

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monday afternoon headlines

WILL FERREL - appeared in a wedding announcement on Sunday in the New York Times. The guy getting married is a production assistant on Wills new movie. Will is in the picture because he declares Right of Prima Nocta if anyone on his set gets married. (ny daily news) AVATAR - finished the weekend with an opening gross of $77M in the US and $165M overseas for a weekend total of $242M, exceeding expectations thanks to...

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carrie underwood is here to help

As previously mentioned, Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas. She's such a hot girl and such a big star, it's hard to believe she had to go through 'American Idol' to get discovered. It's also hard to believe in dinosaurs or Italians. The liberal media is all dinosaur this and Italian that, but where's the proof, you know what I mean. (source = splash news online) [gallery id="9230"]

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carrie underwood is in trouble

Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas at whatever the hell The Cove is, and this girl has a lot to learn about Country music. I don't like that kind of music but I do like stereotypes, and according to those she should be swimming in some cut off jeans held up with a rope belt and a t shirt that says "Whites Only" and then an arrow pointing toward her kitty. I bet these pictures will be a big scandal when...

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see. told you.

So earlier (here) I was saying how Carrie Underwood normally looks super hot but didn’t Saturday night. But then, here, in these pictures a day later, she looked fantastic. So see, I was right. I'm amazing!(picture source = getty images)[gallery id="10135"]

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carrie underwood has done better

Carrie Underwood is super hot, but something was off when she went to the pre-Grammy party for Clive Davis. I can't quite put my finger on it. But I will. I'll stare at these pictures until I figure it out. I try to think of hot girls as an opponent, as prey, and only through intense study can I learn how to take them down.(picture source = getty images)[gallery id="10138"]

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AW GOD LOVE HER

Obviously everyone across the United States is thinking about the Presidential election today, but that doesn’t mean every single celebrity feels the need to lecture you about it. Us magazine says...Carrie Underwood has a message for Oprah, Diddy, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and even Heidi and Spencer: Don't publicly back candidates for office."There is someone I do support, but I don't support publicly. I lose all respect...

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CARRIE SAYS JESSICA IS FAT

The catfight between Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood has been pretty gentle so far, but it's about to ramp the fuck up thanks to a new article in OK magazine. Carrie’s claws have come out following Jessica’s recent interview, in which she gushes over current boyfriend (and Carrie's ex) Tony Romo, saying, “I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.While Tony, 28, may be pleased with Jessica and her...

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CARRIE UNDERWOOD AND MICHAEL PHELPS?

Michael Phelps has been cashing in ever since his coronation as one of the worlds greatest athletes two weeks ago, but his most impressive score may be yet to come. According to the National Enquirer…Michael was over the moon after hearing a rumor that the one-time American Idol thinks he is “cute.” According to celebrity tattles on-site at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics, the twentysomethings are frequently texting...

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