Catherine Zeta-Jones Doesn't Understand Revenge

Displeased with unflattering paparazzi photos of herself in a swimsuit on vacation in Mexico with her family, Catherine Zeta-Jones did what any woman would. She spent the entire day having her older husband snap blown-out photos of herself in a bikini and a top hat until... read more

Catherine Zeta-Jones And Michael Douglas Don't Look Very Separated

Steven Soderbergh's new play The Library opened in New York City last night, and it was such an important and magical evening that it even managed to bring Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones back together. This miracle of modern love reminded us that the couple had... read more

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Are Doing Great, Err, Fine

Michael Douglas keeps repeating the mantra that he and Catherine Zeta-Jones are 'fine' despite their separation. I guess he's an optimist. If I had cunnilingus throat cancer and my wife was bipolar and not eating and we had just split up to keep from killing each other,... read more

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Michael Douglas Captains the Good Ship Cunnilingus After Separation Announcement

She's bipolar and likes to throw shit. He's got cancer from munching too much dirty box. If these two crazy lovebirds can't cut it in this world, what chance do the rest of us have finding true and lasting love? The good thing about being rich and famous is that even... read more

Michael Douglas And Catherine Zeta-Jones Are Done

It has been a little more than four months since Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones were photographed together at the 40th anniversary of the Chaplin Award Gala and they'd been going on separate vacations during that time, so I thought everyone already basically... read more

Did Tainted Box Give Michael Douglas Cancer?

Yep. Looks like it, according to Michael Douglas. And science. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is... read more

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't... read more

Catherine Zeta-Jones in a bikini is not bad

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have been in Europe on vacation all week, and earlier today, while off the coast of Portofinio, Italy, on a yacht bigger than the high school I went to, Catherine strutted around in a bikini and showed how good a 50-year-old can... read more

Catherine Zeta Jones is back at work

Just 7 days ago, Catherine Zeta Jones was so depressed and overwhelmed that she checked into a mental health facility to be treated for a bipolar disorder. It was so bad she even turned down a People magazine cover story when they asked to interview her about it. Oh wait... read more

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Catherine Zeta Jones is bi-polar

The last time we saw Catherine Zeta Jones, she was in London to receive a medal from Prince Charles (wait, what?). She was with her husband Michael Douglas, going through a crowd of paparazzi and then screaming, "How dare you punch me" like a crazy woman (video here).... read more

Michael Douglas thinks he can fight

Entertainment Tonight has video of Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas in London last night, and as they went from their car to their hotel, Jones started screaming hysterically that one of the paparazzi punched her. Then Douglas called the guy an asshole, pushed... read more

Tuesday morning headlines

MICHAEL DOUGLAS - has throat cancer, and is about to start 8 weeks of chemo. And since if he dies, Catherine Zeta Jones will be rich and single, his treatment isn't gonna go so well if you catch my drift. (the sun) LAURENCE FISHBURNE - has spoken to his daughter Montana... read more