Charlize Theron Struggling With Her Outer Beauty

Charlize Theron hasn't won many friends with her repeated social activist cries that hot women in cinema have trouble finding work. You can't even with among other hot women with that strategy. read more

Charlize Theron and Emily Blunt Have Perfect Tits They No Longer Show (Pimping Mr. Skin)

Every actress quits doing topless scenes when it feels right to them. About a million bucks into their cumulative career earnings feels about right. They're willing to consider topless if the part calls for it. That's another two million. It's Hollywood way of ensuring... read more

Charlize Theron Knows Just What To Say

Charlize Theron took advantage of her position as an MTV Movie Award winner and being twenty-five years older than the MTV demo to declare her Max Max staged win a victory for Furiosa's everywhere. She dedicated her golden popcorn award to the younger of her of her two... read more

Charlize Theron Suffers For Her Looks

Any woman can complain about how much it sucks to be ugly. It takes a special gal to complain about how hard it is to be tall, blonde and super bang-able. Charlize Theron has done just that. Theron lamentsthat pretty girls don't get good movie roles. That's so Hollywood.... read more

Charlize Theron Ends Engagement to Sean Penn

A month ago they were making out on a balcony and Sean Penn was planning on adopting Charlize Theron's Hollywood black baby. He even voluntarily handed over his arsenal of personal firearms when Charlize explained to him she's not been comfortable with them in the house... read more

Charlize Theron Reliving History

Reporters feel obliged to ask actors about how they personally relate to the character in their current movie and actors feel obliged to make up some bullshit answer. Everybody has to pretend that making movies is not simply pretend. That would make both sides seem... read more

Charlize Theron Tries to Forget The Gunman

I don't want to show pictures of Sean Penn because his resting bitchy face gives me asthma. Here's Charlize Theron. She's the last great trick of this overbearing Svengali. Sean Penn's movie The Gunman just tanked out of the gates because he polished the Taken clone... read more

Sean Penn and Charlize Theron Make It Official

If Charlize Theron's engagement can teach us anything, it's that family isn't bound by rigidconstruct. Sometimes it's a roided out short guy, you, and the cute baby you bought at the Gaborone Duty Free because they were out of Beefeaters. Family is where the love is.... read more

Charlize Theron Allows Herself an Orange

Having to model and be Sean Penn's woman is rather restrictive. That means you can't eat and you can only speak when Sean hands you the Navajo talking stick. Half the time he just does it to deke you and crack you across the skull. It's no wonder Charlize indulged... read more

Charlize Theron Stands Up for More Cash

We know the horrendous gender gap in pay with women making two cents on every man dollar. The guy working the counter at Wendy's makes $8.50 an hour while his female counterpart earns eleven cents and gets spanked bare bottomed in the manager's office for sampling off... read more

Charlize Theron Black Balled Tia Mowry

SoulCycle is the sacred temple of Ra for the spiritually retarded celebrity community. It's where the tomes of wisdom reside in the sweaty Lululemon crotches of the men and women who stationary cycle heavenward. The first rule of SoulCycle is you don't fart in the Spin... read more

Charlize Theron Understands What Rape Is (VIDEO)

Charlize Theron is about to become a widespread target for outrage and hate after she compared what us nosey shitheads on the Internet do to rape. A reporter for Sky News asked her what it's like to know that if you Google her name, the results are stories about her and... read more