Chelsea Handler Needs Her Laugh Track Back and Raccoons with Breast Addictions on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #81

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive deep into why Chelsea Handler can't do funny, Kesha's setback to her setback in fake rape court, wonder as to whether sex addiction is an ailment or an awesome, I quiz Matt on how many underaged boys he'd let his wife... read more

Chelsea Handler Needs Writers

It's important in life to know if you carried the team to victory or the team carried you. Conduct yourself accordingly. read more

Chelsea Handler Shames Melania Trump

Chelsea Handler lead the Women's March at the Sundance Film Festival, meaning she was already there to get shit faced and the biggest celebrity willing to brave the cold while hungover. read more

Chelsea Handler Moving Forward

Variety did a fairly nauseating puff piece about Chelsea Handler, which intimated that her Netflix show may or may not take on a more serious tone in the future because of the Trump elections. read more

Chelsea Handler Releases Her Report on the Election

Not many people can work through the pain. The cold dead grip of misery can fell even the best among us. Chelsea Handler is not any ordinary woman. The smarmy comedian with the super obvious material spent day and night deconstructing the Hillary Clinton loss in the... read more

Chelsea Handler Run Hide Fight

The common through line of doleful celebrities lamenting the loss of Hillary Clinton is the intense focus of how the election results affected them personally. Less so how the Family First economic plan shall never be enacted. Whatever the hell that was. read more

Chelsea Handler Topless Spa Treatment

The Chelsea Handler show on Netflix seems to be going well. She took her top off five episodes in, which is a certain sign Netflix had absolutely no problem with the disinterested viewership in the first four. read more

Chelsea Handler Has the Best Abortion Stories

Chelsea Handler isn't just a rarely funny comedian. Sometimes the canned laugh track is muted and she wants to seriously talk abortion. In the latest issue of Playboy magazine which used to be for men, Chelsea Handler discusses the two abortions she had in the same year... read more

Kate Hudson Knows Parenting (VIDEO)

Here's a good way to fuck up a boy. Divorce his dad, make another son with another full-time touring musician, ditch that guy too, and raise your son as a single mom sharing his private moments on Chelsea Handler's insufferable new Netflix show. Meth addiction would be... read more

Chelsea Handler Talent Never Fully Appreciated

Chelsea Handler is prepping for her new Nexflix gig by shit kickingthe E! Channel which paid her five million a year to deliver tired Britney Spears jokesto gay men getting dressed for the clubs: "It was incredibly frustrating. You're a reflection of the company you... read more

Chelsea Handler Ass Play

If Chelsea Handler was your buddy's mom, you'd constantly want to buy him a beer and apologize. Handler bolsters the feminist agenda by reminding the world that a reasonably accomplished woman is only relevant when naked. Or blowing her boss. Handler searches for... read more

Maria Sharapova And Chelsea Handler Bikinis in Mexico

Maria Sharapova's people suggested she go into hiding after her failed drug test and suspension from tennis. The public has a short memory. Allahu Akbar, somebody will bomb another European capital and tennis cheating will return to its rightful place in the news.... read more