Chelsea Handler Topless Spa Treatment

The Chelsea Handler show on Netflix seems to be going well. She took her top off five episodes in, which is a certain sign Netflix had absolutely no problem with the disinterested viewership in the first four. read more

Chelsea Handler Has the Best Abortion Stories

Chelsea Handler isn't just a rarely funny comedian. Sometimes the canned laugh track is muted and she wants to seriously talk abortion. In the latest issue of Playboy magazine which used to be for men, Chelsea Handler discusses the two abortions she had in the same year... read more

Kate Hudson Knows Parenting (VIDEO)

Here's a good way to fuck up a boy. Divorce his dad, make another son with another full-time touring musician, ditch that guy too, and raise your son as a single mom sharing his private moments on Chelsea Handler's insufferable new Netflix show. Meth addiction would be... read more

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Chelsea Handler Talent Never Fully Appreciated

Chelsea Handler is prepping for her new Nexflix gig by shit kickingthe E! Channel which paid her five million a year to deliver tired Britney Spears jokesto gay men getting dressed for the clubs: "It was incredibly frustrating. You're a reflection of the company you... read more

Chelsea Handler Ass Play

If Chelsea Handler was your buddy's mom, you'd constantly want to buy him a beer and apologize. Handler bolsters the feminist agenda by reminding the world that a reasonably accomplished woman is only relevant when naked. Or blowing her boss. Handler searches for... read more

Maria Sharapova And Chelsea Handler Bikinis in Mexico

Maria Sharapova's people suggested she go into hiding after her failed drug test and suspension from tennis. The public has a short memory. Allahu Akbar, somebody will bomb another European capital and tennis cheating will return to its rightful place in the news.... read more

Chelsea Handler Birthday Present

Chelsea Handler took a naked shot of herself and posted into under the guise of a 40th birthday present for Reese Witherspoon. It's unclear what Witherspoon was supposed to do with the photo. After her husband refused to tribute it, she buried it beneath the stacks of... read more

Chelsea Handler Bare Again

Everybody likes seeing reasonably attractive naked women. It has a market value. You'd think somebody who bills themselves as a comedian and entertainer and social commentator would attempt any one of those buttons for attention rather descending forthwith and repeatedly... read more

Chelsea Handler Topless Panhandling

Chelsea Handler interviewedthe former Twitter CEO about why he refused to ban her topless social media photos. It kind of fucked up her one and only plan to get noticed. To prove a point she'd not made, Handlerwalked topless in front of the Twitter office on camera... read more

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Heather McDonald Shits on Chelsea Handler

Self-described comedianHeather McDonald went on the podcast of two super sympathetic guys to bitch about how Chelsea Handler dumped her without notice. This is when Handler called it quits at E! because there was nobody left to shtup for a raise. The unintended... read more

The Best of Both Worlds

When Chelsea Handler returns to television in just forty-seven more off-putting selfies, she will doing so with the Executive Producer of The View running her show. Merging two insipid shitty talk show forces can only result in stupendous. Like when the nurse treats you... read more

Chelsea Handler Keeps It Coming

Chelsea Handler's talk show on Netflix should be coming out around 2019 or once we discover water on Mars, which ever comes last. These shenanigansappear to be a bid to stay relevant following her run of Chelsea Lately, as unfortunately once you turn forty as a woman the... read more