Chrissy Teigen Period Skin Bravery

The caption on Teigen's tweet - "period skin. so mad." - is moving enough to squeeze out another day from her fear-based suicidal followers. Lena Dunham's feminist body-owning comes in the form of a FUPA-friendly taint on HBO. But women want to believe they can relate to... read more

Chrissy Teigen Still Talking About Her Womb

The rate of infertility issues among female social media celebrities is roughly one-hundred percent. Reproduction related issues are the last topical refuge of women with nothing else to talk about. read more

Chrissy Teigen Not Collecting the $45K Kardashian Surrogacy Bounty

Chrissy Teigen offered to be the surrogate for Kim Kardashian's third child. Outwardly, she seems a perfect match. The nearly identical levels of zero discernible talent yet large fan base by way of black music artist fucking and shameless sharing is like looking into a... read more

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Chrissy Teigen's Butthole Takes Center Stage

Chrissy Teigen continues her relatability tour by divulging information about her asshole to fashion magazine Marie Claire. Only real magazines get the inside butthole scoop. Oversharing is flirty and fun when you're the drunk chick every guy wants to fuck in the... read more

Kim Zolciak Offers Daughter's Oral Services

Real Housewives of Atlanta star and notable no fame whore limits Kim Zolciak-Biermann took to Twitter to offer her daughter’s oral services in exchange for her four year old dog bit son to meet John Legend backstage. read more

Chrissy Teigen Reminds Women Kids Are Optional

Wealthy women carry the burden of having to endlessly chatter over child bearing decisions. The majority of women in this world wait for the grunt that signals nine months from now they're going to be pushing out another kid they don't want.  read more

Hollywood Comes to the Rescue of Leggings Girls

You knew it would it would take some extraordinary turn of events to rip palatial living Twitter warriors away from their laser beams of 140 character anti-Trump truth. Done.  read more

Chrissy Teigen Back to Drunk (VIDEO)

Chrissy Teigen used to be a fun drunk. That's how she made her bones. Posting ripped on Twitter after midnight and posting stupid shit. The kids call it speaking truth to power. read more

Chrissy Teigen Braless Pokies And Shit Around The Web

Before she had children, Chrissy Teigen used to routinely show off her breasts and nipples. After children, hold steady to the course. read more

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Chrissy Teigen Gets Naked And Shit Around The Web

Chrissy Teigen is totally naked but for some strategically placed limbs. Gender equality dictates that Teigen doesn't have to take her clothes off to feel rewarded. It's less clear on how the pay works for clothed though. read more

Chrissy Teigen Flashed Her Bare Snatch at the American Music Awards

Chrissy Teigen split her time at the teeny bopper friendly American Music Awards between Tweeting anti-Trump zingers and flashing her bare vagina on the red carpet. read more

Chrissy Teigen Shuts Out the Twitter World

Chrissy Teigen has chosen to lock out the Twitter world. Sort of like Mayweather decrying boxing. Outside of marrying the right guy, Twitter is the narrow purview of Teigen's chief success. read more