Chrissy Teigen Gets Naked And Shit Around The Web

Chrissy Teigen is totally naked but for some strategically placed limbs. Gender equality dictates that Teigen doesn't have to take her clothes off to feel rewarded. It's less clear on how the pay works for clothed though. read more

Chrissy Teigen Flashed Her Bare Snatch at the American Music Awards

Chrissy Teigen split her time at the teeny bopper friendly American Music Awards between Tweeting anti-Trump zingers and flashing her bare vagina on the red carpet. read more

Chrissy Teigen Shuts Out the Twitter World

Chrissy Teigen has chosen to lock out the Twitter world. Sort of like Mayweather decrying boxing. Outside of marrying the right guy, Twitter is the narrow purview of Teigen's chief success. read more

Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Show And Shit Around The Web

Chrissy Teigen was never much of a looker, but she had the savvy to become a famous, well-paid model even so. Fucking John Legend could be worse. read more

Chrissy Teigen Have Tits Will Travel

Five weeks after giving birth to her sperm dynamically centrifuged daughter, Chrissy Teigen is back to her normal routine of wearing low cut tops, posting rants on Twitter, and pretending she's as pretty as other swimsuit models. Teigen took shit for having evenings out... read more

Chrissy Teigen And Audrina Patridge Pregnant Catting

There's this new thing where famous pregnant chicks are dressing sexy. It's spreading rapdily among the reality TV and social media model set. Chrissy Teigen and Audrina Patridge hold in common that fact that tons of men want to fuck them in the backs of conversion vans... read more

Chrissy Teigen Revealing Pregnancy

Chrissy Teigen is determined not to let her pregnancy overshadow her other accomplishments such as having nice tits and marrying a well known singer. She slippedinto something revealingfor an Extra interview defending her right to have IVF pre-ordered the gender of her... read more

Obama Blesses Chrissy Teigen's Unborn Child

On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Teigen casually reported that President Obama approved of her baby name. That is sort of a mystery. What the hell is Chrissy Teigen doing on a late night talk show? Oh, right, name dropping the President and her husband. If that... read more

Chrissy Teigen Genetically Engineers Future Masturbation Material

Chrissy Teigen announced that shechose the gender of her unborn child through a process called superfucking expensive in-vitro fertilization. If the spawn of two celebrities weren'talready winning the genetic lottery, soon they'll be able custom design the child. I saw... read more

The Tits Of The VMAs

Nothing says pay no attention to the crappy music in the background like taped up, strung up, and largely revealed tits. Stop looking at my cold sores. Have you seen my tits? Last nights VMAs set a new record for tits. Singers showed off their tits. Actresses showed off... read more

Chrissy Teigen Ass Shot

Chrissy Tiegen posted a photo of her ass which raises some questions. Who is the dude laying next to you and who took this picture? Why is that person wearing dungarees and you're naked save for a bra jammed up your ass? That water looks choppy and I can see the... read more

Chrissy Teigen Needs a New Hobby

Chrissy Teigen is now posting pictures of her husband naked to Instagram. She's categorizing his bare assas a part of her overall attack on Instagram's no chick nudity policy, but it's likely just the only other thing she could think to do with her time beside posting... read more