Chrissy Teigen, Other Celebs Join #WomenBoycottTwitter Festivities

Chrissy Teigen has come out as anti-rape - a brave stance that even some rapists probably agree with - and is championing the anti-violence against women revolution by boycotting Twitter for an entire day. "Sacrifice" doesn't do this justice. "Slightly inconvenienced"... read more

Chrissy Teigen Opens Up About Alcohol Abuse

Now it all makes sense. She's been blind drunk this whole time. Chrissy Teigen is more relatable than ever, to alcoholics, in a new interview with Cosmopolitan where she opens up about her struggles with boozing. Cellulite, stretch marks, and now alcoholism? The Real... read more

Chrissy Teigen Period Skin Bravery

The caption on Teigen's tweet - "period skin. so mad." - is moving enough to squeeze out another day from her fear-based suicidal followers. Lena Dunham's feminist body-owning comes in the form of a FUPA-friendly taint on HBO. But women want to believe they can relate to... read more

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Chrissy Teigen Still Talking About Her Womb

The rate of infertility issues among female social media celebrities is roughly one-hundred percent. Reproduction related issues are the last topical refuge of women with nothing else to talk about. read more

Chrissy Teigen Not Collecting the $45K Kardashian Surrogacy Bounty

Chrissy Teigen offered to be the surrogate for Kim Kardashian's third child. Outwardly, she seems a perfect match. The nearly identical levels of zero discernible talent yet large fan base by way of black music artist fucking and shameless sharing is like looking into a... read more

Chrissy Teigen's Butthole Takes Center Stage

Chrissy Teigen continues her relatability tour by divulging information about her asshole to fashion magazine Marie Claire. Only real magazines get the inside butthole scoop. Oversharing is flirty and fun when you're the drunk chick every guy wants to fuck in the... read more

Kim Zolciak Offers Daughter's Oral Services

Real Housewives of Atlanta star and notable no fame whore limits Kim Zolciak-Biermann took to Twitter to offer her daughter’s oral services in exchange for her four year old dog bit son to meet John Legend backstage. read more

Chrissy Teigen Reminds Women Kids Are Optional

Wealthy women carry the burden of having to endlessly chatter over child bearing decisions. The majority of women in this world wait for the grunt that signals nine months from now they're going to be pushing out another kid they don't want.  read more

Hollywood Comes to the Rescue of Leggings Girls

You knew it would it would take some extraordinary turn of events to rip palatial living Twitter warriors away from their laser beams of 140 character anti-Trump truth. Done.  read more

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Chrissy Teigen Back to Drunk (VIDEO)

Chrissy Teigen used to be a fun drunk. That's how she made her bones. Posting ripped on Twitter after midnight and posting stupid shit. The kids call it speaking truth to power. read more

Chrissy Teigen Braless Pokies And Shit Around The Web

Before she had children, Chrissy Teigen used to routinely show off her breasts and nipples. After children, hold steady to the course. read more

Chrissy Teigen Gets Naked And Shit Around The Web

Chrissy Teigen is totally naked but for some strategically placed limbs. Gender equality dictates that Teigen doesn't have to take her clothes off to feel rewarded. It's less clear on how the pay works for clothed though. read more