Christina Aguilera Making Moves

Christina Aguilera apparently got drunk and horny and went on Instagram and took a fairly tame topless selfie, or just decided to get into this game super late and boring. Aguilera's selfie or possibly a screenshot lifted fromEyes Wide Shut shows hertopless and covering her giant melons with her face obscured. It is taken from the Hubble: "Just so you know with me, it's all real, all the time.Felt like it was time to...

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Even More On Christina Aguilera Calling Mickey Mouse An Asshole

Christina Aguilera reportedly went to Disneyland with her friends to celebrate her birthday and fittingly threw a tantrum because these are all things adults shouldn't do. Aguilera apparently wanted to take a photo with Mickey Mouse, but the convicted child porn trafficker inside the costume said he had to go on break to smoke a pack of cigarettes and check in with his probation officer. At that point Aguilera freaked...read more

Xtina Tells Mickey Mouse To Fuck Off And Shit Around The Web

Christina Aguilera melted down while on a visit to Disneyworld when a Mickey Mouse going on break refused to take pictures with her. She had a few unsavory words for Mickey. I mean, call him a high-pitched anal fister, but don't tell him "fuck you". That's rude. Read all about Christina mistreating a guy in a mouse suit. (TMZ) Chris Rock's wife kicked him to the curb, now she's taking half his shit. (Huffington Post)...

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Christina Aguilera Wants To Do Playboy

Christina Aguilera wants to pose naked in Playboy after she gives birth to her second child by whomever she's banging these days. That sentence is akin to saying she wants to go drag racing after slamming down a power hour. Just because you want to do something doesn't make it a good idea. Playboy used to be the bible for the hottest young women in the world. Now they allow chicks who were considered good looking a...

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Christina Aguilera Naked Pregnant Mom Boobs

Whenever people talk about Christina Aguilera, they always say she's reinventing herself. I think that means she's losing weight again after packing on a few. Or she's decided to try sobriety in the noon hour. In this case, Christina's reinventing herself once more by boldly being the twenty-eighth celebrity to pose naked while pregnant for a fashion magazine. Grabbing your tits in front of a camera ought to be a...

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Lady Gaga Distancing Herself from R. Kelly

Maybe it wasn't the best idea for a woman to launch a bawdy sexualized song with a known defiler of underaged girls. Lady Gaga probably didn't give a shit until her new album tanked in sales simultaneous to the uproar over R. Kelly's pissing on pubescent girlscame back into the media spotlight. Such is the whimsical nature of creating art with sex offenders. Lady Gaga's P.R. machine, along with her desperately...read more

Christina Aguilera's New Song Is About How Great She Looks (VIDEO)

I'm not really into Christina Aguilera's music, so when I started watching her new video for the song, "Let There Be Love," I muted it. I also don't really care about inspirational messages or making the world a better place, so every time that someone held up a sign or said something, I fast-forwarded the video. Basically, all I wanted to know was whether or not Christina is still in great shape after her...read more

Christina Aguilera Got Smaller Through Moderation

Christina Aguilera figured out that she doesn't need to get drunk every night, just every other night, and the results are showing. Shed some pounds. Find clarity. Rediscover your true strengths. Like your tits. Yep, still there even when only moderately soused. Here's Christina Aguilera showing off at the TV Critics Association association thing. One day she's going to turn around in that chair on The Voice and be...read more

Christina Aguilera Rolls Out the Big Guns

Christina Aguilera has a new music video out. It's a Spanish ballad. I'm not going to listen to it because I'll probably end up crying thinking about the caballero that got away. But I'll be damned if I'm not going to look at how they managed to make her look like a skinny blonde girl with big tits. That's some voodoo magic right there. [gallery id="5470"]

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The TIME 100 -- 100 What?

If you found out there was a list going around that included names the likes of Lena Dunham, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and Ariana Huffington, you'd think what I'm thinking -- this is a list of people in the world I'd least like to fuck. And you would be right. But it's also the Time 100 list. It's supposed to be super influential people. Really inspiring people like Christina Aguilera who has helped countless...

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Christina Aguilera: "The less clothing, the better."

You don't actually see the person singing on ‘the Voice', but despite judging the show for 3 seasons Christina Aguilera won't take the hint and is even naked on the cover of her album ‘Lotus'. Or at least the drawing of her is because that looks absolutely nothing like Christian Aguilera. Either way, today on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Ellen asked why it was naked. "I like to be free," Aguilera explained. "Sometimes,...read more

Christina Aguilera just keeps getting fatter

It may look like Cristina Aguilera performed one of her new songs last night in LA at the American Music Awards, but all you could hear was her stomach rumbling and a series of oinking sounds. I have no idea if that was intentional or not. (image source = getty) [gallery id="6411"]

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Shakira is replacing Christina Aguilera on 'the Voice'

Usher and Shakira will replace Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green for the fourth season of 'the Voice', though it's said to be a temporary move so Aguilera can go on tour and Green can record a new album. But maybe it won't be for one season. Maybe it will be permanent. Or maybe it won't, look, why are you dragging me into this, I hate that stupid show. (source = celebuzz)

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I'm with you, Target Dog

Christina Aguilera, who weighs 1800 pounds now, clomped down the red carpet at whatever the hell the NCLR ALMA Awards are this weekend and tried to give the Target dog a kiss, but he turned away because that would his "no fat chicks" policy. But he did seem interested in her purse. Gosh, I wonder why? No that's not true. I don't wonder why. We both know you're hiding food in your purse Cristina Aguilera.read more

Christina Aguilera is against going hungry

Christina Aguilera has filmed a new PSA about other countries getting some of our delicious American food, and believe it or not, she claims to be for it. In reality, the charity she did this for is run by Yum! Brands, which owns Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and KFC, so this was probably just a trick to infiltrate their company and find out where they hide the food.

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