Cindy Crawford Taunting The Old and Ugly

Crawford's doing it again. Shitting on your ability to manage expectations. Undoing life's hardest lesson: accepting mediocrity. Crawford is fifty years old. She recently posted a picture on Instagram, from some exotic Caribbean locale, of herself in a bikini. She looks... read more

Cindy Crawford and Caitlyn Jenner End Times

There's an Internet meme that Cindy Crawford is aging into Caitlyn Jenner. That seems like a slap in the face to all the craftspeople who worked so tirelessly on building Caitlyn. Two recent high end modeling shots. Who looks more fuckable? Lying to yourself is cheap.... read more

Cindy Crawford's Underage Daughter

The media is engaging in its favorite pastime again. The one where it manipulates people into feeling something so that it can self-righteously chide those people for behaving exactly how it knew they would. Currently the media is making us want to fuck Cindy Crawford's... read more

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Cindy Crawford Too Real

The photographer who took this leaked photo of Cindy Crawford claims itwas stolen and then photoshopped to make Crawford look past her prime. Also, he concluded that the cops framed OJ. The photographer'shired a lawyer to send out cease and desist letters to news outlets... read more

Cindy Crawford Gets An A For Effort

Thisphotofroma Marie Claire shoot features a completely untouched image of 48 year old Cindy Crawford. It'sgeneratinga chorus of applause from women pretending to champion the imperfection of the natural woman's body.We're now at the pendulum swing where you get credit... read more

Cindy Crawford Selling the Cleanse

There comes a point in the life cycle of every supermodel when you stop selling sex and you start selling wrinkle creams and the gentle means to unclog your lady shitter. Elvis died from having his pipes ballooning with ancient fecal beasts intended for the trash chute.... read more

Cindy Crawford's Tits Can Still Sell Watches

I don't know how old Cindy Crawford is exactly and I'm not going to Google it because I'll spend several hours looking at old nude photos of her. I don't have time for that, not right now. She's still the go-to model girl for upscale merchandise. Her name just says... read more

Cindy Crawford Should Never Stop Taking Off Her Clothes

You know I love that Cindy Crawford mole. It's back, but it's being tainted by that topless dude in these photos. Why go to the trouble of getting Cindy Crawford rubbing her titties up against a tree then throw some random guy into your photos. I get the female fantasy... read more

Cindy Crawford Might Still Be Good Looking

Mexican paparazzi need to buy some better cameras. Whether you're shooting celebrities with one boob hanging out of their robes or corrupt government officials taking cash from drug cartels, you're going to want to invest in a decent long range lens package. I can't even... read more

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Cindy Crawford Still Has It

The 66th Cannes Film Festival kicked off in France yesterday, as some of the world's biggest movie stars and celebrities hit the red carpet for the opening ceremonies. The event began with The Great Gatsby, so stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan showed up to do... read more

Cindy Crawford was in a bikini

Cindy Crawford, who turns 46 in February, spent Thanksgiving on the beach in Los Cabos with her husband Rande Gerber and their 10 year old daughter Kaia, and to be honest I'm a little disappointed in how she looks in a bikini. I would probably still have sex with her but... read more

the top 100 stories of 2009 (11-50)

50. MADONNAS ARMS - As she approaches the end of her life, it's good to know she'll die as she lived; by creeping me the fuck out. (July 27th) 49. CALL OF DUTY 2 - made 310 million dollars in it's first 24 hours. "The Dark Knight holds every Hollywood speed record, and... read more