Coco Bikini Breaches

I don't know what these girls are shooting into their shitters to make them extra bulbous and grotesquely disproportionate, but I'd like two quarts for my girlish calves. Rappers have this thing about fat assed women, but I have to imagine Ice-T is every now and again banging his lady and feeling like one badly ashamed shepherd. Once I saw the first fatback wave traveling across those cheeks like a deep seismic...

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Coco Has a Burlesque Show

If you're like me, you're constantly thinking, man, I wish I could see Ice-T's big-assed wife doing more things in the not nude. Like her new burlesque show, Coco and the Vanity Vixens. By keeping herself covered up somewhat, I can truly appreciate the talents she brings to the table as a performer, dancer, and girl who can cum burp the entire Roman alphabet. There isn't a man alive who doesn't dig burlesque. Girls...

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Coco Austin Knows Butt Plugs

If you've ever thought to yourself, man, I wish I could simulate intercourse with myself in the manner of Ice-T's wife, today is your lucky day. You can now lube and plunge yourself into various heights of Chinese manufactured plastic smelling ecstasy thanks to Coco's new adults product line. She launched the line in Vegas where people are generally too high or drunk or filled with raw shame to care about where their...

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Does This Make My Ass Look Not Fat?

There has to be a store where WWE Divas and rapper booty calls can go shopping for decent outfits to wear to the cotillion. Like the Xena store. But it can't be all breast plates and Spandex. A woman needs to feel like a woman even when she's shaped like a cartoon figure invented by a horny stoned dude. Some feminine tops that accentuate the Magnus ver Magnusson pectoral plate. Maybe some shuttle technology carbon...

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Coco Austin Shares Her Butt Work Out

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Coco Is Trying To Tell Us Something

Ice-T was out shopping with his wife, Nicole "Coco" Austin, yesterday in Los Angeles before grabbing lunch in West Hollywood, and everything seemed fine between them as she stopped to stretch and remind everyone that she has cartoonishly large breasts. But their appearance together is somewhat odd, because a bunch sites have been claiming that Ice-T filed for divorce last week. A rapper named AP.9, who has written...

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Coco was a nurse for Halloween

Coco went to Heidi Klums Halloween party in New York last night dressed as a nurse, but I don't think she's a real nurse. I don't know that for sure though. If I was dying and she came to treat me, I'd have really mixed emotions. I'd rather not die, but I do like red hair and big tits. At least this way my last words would be, "The titties... they're... they're so big..." (source = flynet, wenn and splash)read more

Coco and her bikini are here to class things up

It was a real feast for the eyes in Miami today when Coco (the model, not Conan O'Brien) went to the beach. Personally I like girls who are short and skinny, because I'm a suburban white kid and not some god damn weirdo, so the nicest thing I can say is: hey all you other girls in Hollywood who want to be famous, look at this. Coco went to the beach essentially naked and now she'll be all over the internet. Hint hint,...

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coco is photogenic (update!)

Coco has posted a bunch of sexy new modeling pictures and these must be the only ones where her breasts didn't fall out because even here she can barely cage those monsters. It's pretty frustrating. Maybe I should get naked but cover my penis with paint. Then take some sexy pictures. Give her a taste of her own medicine. Doesn't feel so good, does it Coco? SEXY UPDATE - The internet wasn't specifically created to...

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shut down the beaches!

Ice T and his wife CoCo were in Miami today, and it weren't no time at all before pictures started floatin around that proved just that. Sheriff Brody begged the city council to shut down the beaches but they wouldn't listen. Didn't wanna start a panic, scare off the tourists, they said. Not with the winter festival comin' up. Well now this CoCo as they're callin her has gone and found a little girl. They knew CoCo...

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lets class this mutha fukka up

I think everyone can agree that tea is a pretty faggity drink, so where does this dude get off trying to act all tough. He went out of his way to choose the name Ice-T. What gang was he in, the Kool Aid Kids? Someone named “Ice-T” would only be tough in a comic you get from the pediatrician. He and a candy bar would fight an apple and Captain Toothbrush.(you might be wondering what coco looked like naked in 1999. oh...

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