Colleen Shannon in a Bikini

Jail time looks good on Colleen Shannon. Damn, that ass. I can only imagine how coveted she was in the Sapphic showers of the women's penitentiary. Two packs of smokes and a case of the pre-expired tampons just to be the one who got to hold her in the full-nelson. If they housed all the better looking women in one prison and put up cameras and streamed it to a premium pay site, they could make enough dough to easily...

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Colleen Shannon Used to Be the World's Best Female DJ

Losing your spot on the dais to Paris Hilton can't feel good. I don't care if it's the pointless DJ crown or just the tiara given to the woman who has smoked the most idle rich cocaine covered pole, you don't want to be ousted by a chick whose IQ hovers around par at Augusta. What's left for you but to take off your top and hand yourself over to the insidious fucking bastards of the stylish bottled water venture hell...read more

Colleen Shannon's Car Broke Down, Or Did It?

The last time Colleen Shannon looked like this she was distracting customs officials in upstate New York so her boyfriend could hop over a creek from Canada into the U.S. with some controlled substances. It's the Fraulein Helga bent over a low filing cabinet trick. It's never been topped. These 138 water people are relentless in their mission. Now working with ex-cons like Colleen Shannon to distract our attention...

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Colleen Shannon in a Bikini

It only makes sense that the nefarious bastards from 138 Water have switched to ex-cons to lull everybody and their reflexive dicks into a sense of calm before the invading storm. Playmate Colleen Shannon billed herself as the world's hottest DJ before she got busted smuggling her smuggling boyfriend across the Canadian border and got sent to the clink. It's in the women's penitentiary where you quickly learn that you...

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Colleen Shannon Poses In A White Bikini For A 138 Water Shoot In Beverly Hills

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Colleen Shannon In a Bikini

The 138 Water pod people are back and they brought the Playboy DJ smuggler to induce feelings of lightheadedness and erection. I thought Colleen Shannon was off to jail for picking up her drug toting boyfriend at the Canadian border in a Bentley. I guess the sentences for stupid got reduced. She's out and pimping this infernal consumer product that has never seen a store shelf, but may very signal the end out the...

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Colleen Shannon Poses In Lingerie For The 138

I guess when you're about to go to prison for smuggling your drug running boyfriend over the Canadian border, the idea of becoming a human host for the 138 pod babies doesn't seem like such a bad turn. It's certainly better than going to Canadian jail and seeing the place where Michael Bubléused to conjugal with his various prison pen pals. Colleen Shannon may go down in history as the mother of the alien bug...

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Playboy Playmate Colleen Shannon Arrested For Smuggling Canadian Douchebag

Colleen Shannon was blessed with some killer looks and got herself some major league tits, but a Playboy Playmate and self-described 'world's hottest DJ' does not a scholar make. So when she went to rendezvous in upstate New York with her Canadian drug convict boyfriend who had just crossed the border illegally through an Indian Reservation, she did so in a Bentley. That got her some attention. Now she's getting four...

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