Is Gob Bluth Plowing Monica From Friends And Shit Around The Web

Deep-voiced funny dude Will Arnett has been spotted around town with skeletal donkey witch Couretney Cox. They claim they aren't having boring middle-aged rich White people sex. It looks suspicious. Judge for yourself. (TMZ) Romee Strijd looks outstanding in a tiny bikini. (Last Men On Earth) Genevieve Morton takes her top off for like art or something. (Egotastic All-Stars) Khloe Kardashian's glitter ass will fill...read more

Courteney Cox Tits Are Engaged

When nerds speak of disruptive technology they have a very narrow focus. Fuck the cloud, Let's talk about a perfect set of tits at fifty. This changes everything. Courteney Cox unfurled a pair of stunners to the red carpet of some movie not named The Avengers and bragged about her husband to be because he's young and handsome and British and that's what you get with amazing tits at fifty. This is Walter Camp throwing...

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Courteney Cox Was A Third Wheel Down In Mexico

Jennifer Aniston and her fiancée, the guy who isn't Brad Pitt, took a little lovers trip to Los Cabos in Mexico this weekend, and Courteney Cox tagged along because she probably had nothing better to do than catch up with her dear, old friend. But maybe there was something more to this trip, and Jennifer told Not Brad Pitt that she would fulfill any one of his deepest sexual desires, and he asked to have a threeway...read more

Courteney Cox Is Cadaverous

Courtney Cox stepped out into the sun for the first time in centuries to grab coffee looking a little hard-featured. Personally, I've never understood the love for her, at any point. I always like Rachel, and, under a dim light, after a fifth of gin, I might've also plowed Joey if he kept his mouth quiet. These pictures of the pale skinny Monica aren't going to change that. Courteney was always kind of haggard even...

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Courteney Cox still looks terrific in a bikini

Courteney Cox rarely shows off her amazing rack (even more so when you consider thats she's 48) but she did this weekend in Miami. Maybe because she was on a boat, away from all the Latin guys with their tight white pants and shirts unbuttoned like they're a bull fighter or the Bee Gees. Whatever it was, it would be great if she would dress slutty more often, because I like girls who are slutty. (image source = inf)...

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its Courteney Cox, a really short skirt

Courteney Cox went to Spago in Beverly Hills last night, and when she got into her car you could kind of see her panties. Which is noteworthy if for no other reason than it's one of the few stories today that won't get the "dead people" tag. If Ashton Kutcher can't get over Demi Moore he should start dating Courteney, because they look almost identical, and Ashton Kutcher is a moron. (image source = fame) [gallery...

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Courteney Cox doesnt need make up

Courteney Cox went out with no make up on last night in West Hollywood, and I bet she'd be really flattered to know that even after all these years, I would still do it with her, make up or not. It would be my honor. If she could put some on when she met my friends however, that would be terrific. (image source = inf) [gallery ids="884212,884222,884232,884242,884252,884262,884272"]

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Courteney Cox was punished for her debauchery

Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins are still living in sin down in St. Barts this week, and yesterday the angry sea punished them for thier wicked ways. "Fornicators!" it yelled as it thrashed down on them with vengeful waves, ripping Courteneys top off so the world could see her for the harlot she is. The libertine Hopkins tried to run, but to no avail. You too shall be exposed for your lurid ways, Josh! (image source =...read more

Courteney Cox is friendly

Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins spent another day on the beach in St. Barts today, along with Courteneys 6-year-old daughter and some mutual friends, but according to them this is still purely platonic. So either that means they're not a couple, or they are a couple but don't consider themselves that yet because at night they get together with their "mutual friends" and swap partners. It's probably that second one, so...

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Courteney Cox says this is platonic

Courteney Cox and her Cougar Town costar Josh Hopkins are on a romantic carribean island today, and she's prancing around on a secluded private beach in a bikini, but to hear them tell it this is the kind of thing all co-workers do. People says... "The relationship is strictly platonic and they are away with a group of friends on vacation," the rep says. According to a Cougar Town set source, "Courteney and Josh are...

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Courteney Cox is still winning the bikini contest

Courteney Cox is down in St. Barts today, and even though we just saw her in a bikini a few weeks ago, it's still amazing that she can look this hot at 46. She's almost twice Lindsay Lohans age but she looks a thousand times better. The only thing I'd fuck Lindsay with is a bar of soap. (image source = splash news online) [gallery id="7983"]

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Courteney Cox should go get that other bikini

Courteney Cox is still in Oahu filming Cougar Town, and she's still in a bikini and she still looks great, but if I were the producer of that show I'd make her go get the other bikini. It made her tits look twice as big. Does she think she can just go from a D to a C and get away with it? Are you high, I swear to God I'll fire you! (image source = flynet exclusives) [gallery id="8054"]

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Courteney Cox still looks fantastic in a bikini

Courteney Cox was filming (the underrated) Cougartown in Hawaii yesterday, and Holy Shit she looked terrific. All the new actresses either need more dignity or less dignity, whichever one would make them go get big implants and hit the stairs, because this 46-year-old is way hotter than most of them. I'd ask her what her secret is but I've been ducking her calls for about a week. Ever since she missed her period....read more

Jasmine Waltz is in a bikini, has an amazing ass

Jasmine Waltz of course is the girl who was famous for a week last month because she was dating David Arquette when it was announced he and Courteney Cox were getting a divorce, and today she was at the beach in a bikini. And it... was awesome. I know black guys will be like, "Cracka are you crazy? That ass is terrible. Ghosts are scary. Where's my kool aid? Obama deserves two terms to implement his policies", but...read more

Monday afternoon headlines

LILY ALLEN - has suffered a miscarriage for the second time in three years. This weekend she lost her baby 6 months into her pregnancy. In January 2008, she suffered a similar fate after just one month. (the sun) COURTENEY COX - told Australia's TV Week that she is not getting a divorce from David Arquette. "Still, Cox acknowledges that she and her husband of 11 years are no longer on the same page. 'Sometimes you...read more